I think her boyfriend would not be too happy about that!
I was thinking of wearing old, worn t-shirts, not shaving or washing my hair. I'd show off my room - it's a wreck, with crap and old Doritos bags everywhere. Fake poop is on the floor and something that looks like urine in bottles surrounds my bed. Fetish porn is playing on both computer monitors and my widescreen TV.
I told White Man, if I could get something that looked like a dead cat next to a bowl of stagnant water and a food dish full of old chili - that'd be icing on the cake.