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The Fake Shemp

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First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« on: June 30, 2007, 12:37:25 AM »
I can't take any more celebrity deaths that I'm completely apathetic about!
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TVC15

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2007, 12:38:28 AM »
Did Kevin Smith suffocate him by sitting on his face?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2007, 12:39:08 AM »
maf gave me a funny look when his death was announced on am radio during our commute and i said "good, maybe now future spielberg movies will lose a few points on rotten tomatoes"
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2007, 12:40:08 AM »
He was arguably the worst film critic I've ever read or seen.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2007, 12:40:57 AM »
Kevin Smith probably gave him colon cancer when he raped him after the Clerks 2 premiere. :maf
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TVC15

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2007, 12:42:46 AM »
Maybe St. Benoit decided to take another C-list celebrity with him on the way to heaven.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2007, 12:44:19 AM »
BIBLES, THESAURUS FOUND NEXT TO SIEGEL'S FEET AS HIS COLON CANCER TAKES HIM OUT IN A CROSS CRIPPLER
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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2007, 01:17:44 AM »
I feel kind of bad because he had a nine-year-old son.   :'(

MrAngryFace

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2007, 01:18:55 AM »
Haha, I dunno if it was that remark or the verbalized fantasy about beating up the people in front of us.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2007, 01:20:33 AM »
did he force his kid to read his wide-eyed and delighted reviews of jerry bruckheimer movies -- surely the critical equivalent of the crossface choker -- before he himself skewered his own brain on a fatal embolism by reading pauline kael?
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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2007, 01:32:16 AM »
I can't take any more celebrity deaths that I'm completely apathetic about!

Oh wait, i forget celebrites are more important then normal people.  ::)

Van Cruncheon

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2007, 01:34:27 AM »
hey u2k, do you ever slip a tentative pinky up your poo tunnel when jerking off?
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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2007, 01:36:35 AM »
hey u2k, do you ever slip a tentative pinky up your poo tunnel when jerking off?

I havent wack off in about 6 years going on 7, i made a thread about it, over at ebworld. You might be able to find the link , i dont have it.
And no when i use to , um do that, hold up what is a tentative pinky?  :hyper :ninja

GilloD

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2007, 11:51:22 AM »
Oh I missssssed this.
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Eduardo24

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Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2007, 12:27:44 PM »
I wish game critis were as harsh as movie critics.  Game critics always want to appeal the fanboys.
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