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Van Cruncheon

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my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« on: July 01, 2007, 05:34:41 PM »
:punch blacked her eye, respect my phd

come on, when harry discovers a snake in the chamber, everyone says it's a BAD THING

christian repressive imagery total, why must we fear the serpent in the mysterious chamber
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2007, 05:36:17 PM »
RESPECT :punch

Pretty much all the Harry Potter books are sexual metaphors - especially the GOBLET OF FIRE.
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2007, 05:36:53 PM »
the goblet of fire clearly follows after the chamber of secrets is violated
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2007, 05:49:25 PM »
 :lol
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2007, 05:51:02 PM »
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SQUELCHY
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2007, 05:52:16 PM »
Why would you want to dive into that dusty old clap trap when you could go into something new or something recently refurbished?
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 06:07:53 PM »
The Deathly Hallows sound even worse.  :(
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2007, 06:08:52 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 01, 2007, 06:07:53 PM
The Deathly Hallows sound even worse.  :(

Eh, I'd stick my snake in those deathly hallows.
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2007, 06:08:54 PM »
That is almost as bad as the pick up line I coined last week:

Hey, baby - wanna see the Rise of the Silver Surfer?  ... and then we can go see the movie.
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2007, 06:09:13 PM »
Quote from: Willco on July 01, 2007, 06:08:54 PM
That is almost as bad as the pick up line I coined last week:

Hey, baby - wanna go see the Rise of the Silver Surfer?  ... and then we can go see the movie.

ZING! Nicely done good sir!
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2007, 06:10:06 PM »
Reminds me of a post on the WOW forums of wow related pick up lines and I won with "How bout me and 39 of my friends raid your molten core?"
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2007, 06:10:34 PM »
That's not funny at all, though.
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2007, 06:11:52 PM »
Quote from: Willco on July 01, 2007, 06:10:34 PM
That's not funny at all, though.

I thought it was. I guess that's just because I play WoW occasionally.
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Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2007, 06:14:44 PM »
Nothing beats a WOW Girl Geek bukakke. Think cloudwalking but 1/4th as hot.
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