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MyNameIsMethodis

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« on: July 01, 2007, 07:01:24 PM »
anyone got suggestions? "Screw you like America dropping the A-Bombs" just doesn't work :(
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2007, 07:03:44 PM »
I just pick a few from this list when I am about to get it on

http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Love_words_to_Jesus

You know, like I'm so excited and I'm so horny for You, Jesus!
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2007, 07:04:47 PM »
Speaking of jesus, when people say "Jesus Mary and Joseph", who are the last two?
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2007, 07:04:53 PM »
I crave You, Jesus. I'm hot for You! My legs are spread to receive Your penis! Enter into me! Give me Your seeds.
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2007, 07:05:21 PM »
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on July 01, 2007, 07:04:47 PM
Speaking of jesus, when people say "Jesus Mary and Joseph", who are the last two?

Wow.


Annddd I want to enjoy You, Jesus, to look at You, to taste You, to feel You, to fuck You!
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2007, 07:05:34 PM »
Jesus, I'm lost in Your love. With every thrust of Your penis You take me higher and higher.
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 07:06:22 PM »
Mary is Jesus' mother and I think Joseph is his fake father or something. Where God is his real father.
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2007, 07:06:41 PM »
I want to enjoy You, Jesus, to look at You, to taste You, to feel You, to fuck You!
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2007, 07:06:56 PM »
Come into me, Jesus. Fuck me. Make me go, Jesus!
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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2007, 07:07:04 PM »
You're beautiful, Jesus, and so sexy--sexier than I ever dreamed--so handsome, so naked and so hard!
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2007, 07:07:18 PM »
Quote from: FatalT on July 01, 2007, 07:06:22 PM
Mary is Jesus' mother and I think Joseph is his fake father or something. Where God is his real father.

Jesus has a fake father? Christ.
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2007, 07:07:56 PM »
Joseph got owned by God.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2007, 07:08:35 PM »
Did Mary cheat on God?
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2007, 07:13:59 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2007, 07:14:46 PM »
I  crave You, Vic Mackey. I'm hot for You! My legs are spread to receive Your penis! Enter into me! Give me Your seeds.
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