Author Topic: Possible roommate (Read 7807 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** September 18, 2006, 05:21:25 PM »

So I just got done showing a guy around the house. He was uber cool. He's Taiwanese, and a psychology major at EMU. At first he was kinda quiet, but once he got relaxed he started laughing and cracking jokes. Said he spends most of his time in the library, and doesn't party; seems about 26 or so. He said I was very friendly to him, and wondered if I could teach him about American (and African American) culture. Awesome!

I hope he moves in. This whole thread probably sounds gay, but dammit he was pretty cool.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:24:41 PM »

Your both are gonna have sex with eachother. I can see this in my magic crystal ball that I bought at Big Lots. Your urge to experiment will be to strong. Get ready for some Taiwanese moo shoo pickle bobble.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:25:35 PM »

Gay sex ahoy!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 18, 2006, 05:25:35 PM

Gay sex ahoy!

Soon to be posted on pornotube.com!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:38:50 PM »

I eagerly await the topic:

I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT WANKING TO MYSELF ON PORNOTUBE

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:40:14 PM »

Coming up next on Pheonix Dark's Sad, Sad World...

OMG OMG OMG MY ROOMATE JUST TRIED TO RAPE ME. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:43:31 PM »

Where's Cheebs

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:44:12 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:44:40 PM »

Melissa abandoned us, so no one will see that now!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #9 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:45:39 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:45:50 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 18, 2006, 05:44:40 PM

Melissa abandoned us, so no one will see that now!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:47:26 PM »

Haha, if that's her home, I wonder if that's the NBC Universal building in the background. I can't think of any other buildings that tall in the area.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:48:50 PM »

I'm imagining the scenario will play out with Phoenix trying to form some clay pottery on his kick wheel. Spinning the clay, forming it into a some form resembling a crude looking pot while his hands get dirty with the sediments from the clay. The Taiwanese roommate comes up behind Phoenix and looks over his muscular back in awe of the ripples that are appearing due to Phoenix trying to manipulate the clay into his imagination.

The Taiwanese roommate would then rub his hands over Phoenix's back and feel his warm muscles repel against his fingers. He then feels Phoenix sigh under his finger tips, almost, an inviting sigh. The Taiwanese roommate would then spoon around Phoenix's body and run his fingers through Phoenix's fingers, attempting to help with building the pot...

Please stay tuned for more of the "Pheonix Dark Gon Get Fucked by his Taiwanese Roommate" Saga...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:49:06 PM »

THESE PICTURES... ARE NOT LOADING!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:50:06 PM »

She's hot. Looks horny as hell

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:50:50 PM »

I highly doubt she is. Also, she's got something you can never give her -- A MAN (OH SNAP)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #16 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:51:37 PM »

She's horny.... FOR ATTENTION!!!1 HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ AMIRITE?!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:55:37 PM »

She has a bf?

No black magik for her!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:56:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 05:55:37 PM

She has a bf?

No black magik for her!

Pfffft. More like black sobs and "this is the first time this has ever happened to me!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:57:39 PM »

Of course she has a boyfriend. If a chick is not hideous, she either has a boyfriend or waiting until she gets another good one. You don't have a chance, PD!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:01:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 18, 2006, 05:57:39 PM

Of course she has a boyfriend. If a chick is not hideous, she either has a boyfriend or waiting until she gets another good one. You don't have a chance, PD!

And if she's hideos she's dating Willco!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:03:40 PM »

I would normally be offended, but I know you'd beg to date my girlfriend and this is just a shallow attempt to insult me. Have fun getting anally raped by your Taiwanese roommate!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 06:01:49 PM

And if she's hideos she's dating Willco!

Oh please. FROM THE DARK SHAKE'S PERSONAL MESSAGES:

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2006, 09:57:02 PM

Quote from: Master Shake
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Um... there?

Amazing. She's hot.

But is that CrystalGemeni? I thought she was white?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:05:31 PM »

BACKFIRE TOTAL.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:06:04 PM »

Dude I was joking. I'd have to be gay to say she's hideos

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:07:00 PM »

*bows*

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:07:51 PM »

Wait, why are you guys talking about her in PMs o_O

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:09:54 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 18, 2006, 06:07:51 PM

Wait, why are you guys talking about her in PMs o_O

:shiftyeyes

He asked in some thread what she looked like, and I PM'd him a pic that took me all of 30 seconds to find (it was in another thread, I think). He then commented......

TA DA

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:15:54 PM »

Yeah no worries Willco. I was confused on whether she was white or asian for some reason, so I asked.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:24:39 PM »

You saved that to your fap drive, didn't you

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:27:54 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 18, 2006, 06:24:39 PM

You saved that to your fap drive, didn't you

We both did.

Cheebs · « **Reply #31 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 05:43:31 PM

Where's Cheebs

what do you need sir?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:32:48 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on September 18, 2006, 06:30:40 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 05:43:31 PM

Where's Cheebs
what do you need sir?

You should come over this month! I can show you around the house.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #33 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:34:40 PM »

[PD]WE CAN HAVE A THREESOME!!!![/PD]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:40:27 PM »

Where do you live son?

Cheebs · « **Reply #35 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:48:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 06:32:48 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on September 18, 2006, 06:30:40 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 05:43:31 PM

Where's Cheebs
what do you need sir?

You should come over this month! I can show you around the house.

Including the 3 inch tv?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:53:16 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on September 18, 2006, 06:48:29 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 06:32:48 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on September 18, 2006, 06:30:40 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 05:43:31 PM

Where's Cheebs
what do you need sir?

You should come over this month! I can show you around the house.
Including the 3 inch tv?

Got a bigger one today.

It's a Sony one, so yeah.

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Author Topic: Possible roommate (Read 7807 times)