Author Topic: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy? (Read 1598 times)

border · « **on:** July 02, 2007, 08:19:45 PM »

If you had to, which would you choose?

This is going to be straight-up hardcore sex with little banter, so you can't answer with some dumb shit like "I'd chose John Hodgman because he's so witty and funny, we'd have a good conversation."

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:20:16 PM »

The PC guy is more likely to have breasts.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:21:24 PM »

PC guy, because PC users are used to taking it up the pooper.

bluemax · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 02, 2007, 08:21:24 PM

PC guy, because PC users are used to taking it up the pooper.

What? I'd say hardcore Mac enthusiasts have taken just as much anal rapeage over the years if not more so than Windows users.

Also a Mac is and always has been a PC.

Cyanista · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:27:54 PM »

Ummm.... $:-\$

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:35:07 PM »

PC!!!

Oh, John Hodgman...

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2007, 08:41:14 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:50:39 PM »

Patel always struck me as a Mac guy.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:52:02 PM »

After having watched LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, I would say the Mac Guy. He could whisper sarcastic nothings into my ear while he goes for a reacharound.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:52:34 PM »

You are such an easy lay, dude.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:53:22 PM »

PC, he seems like a tender lover

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:54:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 02, 2007, 09:52:34 PM

You are such an easy lay, dude.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:54:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 02, 2007, 09:53:22 PM

PC, he seems like a tender lover

You just have a thing for rotund men. Do you secretly harbor feelings for me too? I have not shaved in awhile, I bet I could double as Nick Frost.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2007, 09:59:31 PM »

I can't bed someone who craves The Darkness

hurrrrr

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:02:28 PM »

I burn it on fire for you.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2007, 10:06:30 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 02, 2007, 09:52:02 PM

After having watched LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, I would say the Mac Guy. He could whisper sarcastic nothings into my ear while he goes for a reacharound.

The first guy in the thread to assume bottom position

Oh, I'd totally fuck mac guy. Had a thing for him since Herbie Fully Loaded

xnikki118x · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2007, 02:30:06 AM »

MAC!! PC guy reminds me of someone's dad. MAC guy reminds me of a sexy art student I'd meet in a coffee shop who'd want to paint me naked or something.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2007, 02:38:45 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 03, 2007, 02:30:06 AM

MAC!! PC guy reminds me of someone's dad. MAC guy reminds me of a sexy art student I'd meet in a coffee shop who'd want to paint me naked or something.

Uh oh, someone tell her boyfriend - a sexy art student wants to paint Nikki naked.

max_cool · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2007, 03:36:56 AM »

I thought this was MacGuyver or PC guy and that was no contest... MacGuyver!

border · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2007, 02:11:32 PM »

There might be a danger of me enjoying it with the Mac Guy, so I would probably go with the PC Guy.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2007, 02:49:20 PM »

so wait, they're both men?

isn't that kind of....

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Author Topic: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy? (Read 1598 times)