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Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.