It's that time again, to take a look towards the future!

[Ichirou]

Post what you think other Evilboreans will be doing ten years from now (a la the end of Animal House) - will they have accomplished their dreams and fulfilled their hopes, or will they have drowned in the bitter tears of despair?

Here are my predictions of The State of Evilbore in 2017:

Willco: Promoted to manager of his GameStop in 2012.  Unfortunately, GameStop went out of business after all the game companies switched to downloads for all of their products.  Currently lives in CrystalGemini's parents' basement working on a script for a Go-Bots feature film.

Father_Mike: In 2008, his body was found floating near the Jersey shore twelve days after he told his folks he was going to "meet up with some online friends from an Internet forum."  His murder remains unsolved.

dcharlie: Quit his lucrative job at an investment firm to pursue his true dream - substitute English teacher at the local Japanese high school.

FlameofCallandor: Moved to Hollywood to pursue his dream of becoming a professional filmmaker, but was sidetracked into the world of softcore porn.  Is currently one of the most prolific directors of blue movies in East L.A.

[Vizzys]

lol

[Madrun Badrun]

wait foc gets to see dozens of naked girls a day and I die!  I thought we were friends!  :'(

[Human Snorenado]

Ooh, let me.

TVC-15: After growing bored with his day to day existence as an editor, he will be arrested and charged with treason for trying to turn "Atlas Shrugged" into a reality in 2009, and then executed.

Himumu: After gay marriage becomes legal nationwide in 2013 thanks to a Supreme Court ruling, he will marry his longtime boyfriend Mupepe.  'peps is the top, of course.

Phoenix Dark: Never seen or heard from again.  No one cares.

[Beezy]

Willco: Promoted to manager of his GameStop in 2012.  Unfortunately, GameStop went out of business after all the game companies switched to downloads for all of their products.  Currently lives in CrystalGemini's parents' basement working on a script for a Go-Bots feature film.

Father_Mike: In 2008, his body was found floating near the Jersey shore twelve days after he told his folks he was going to "meet up with some online friends from an Internet forum."  His murder remains unsolved.

[Vizzys]

Phoenix Dark: Never seen or heard from again.  No one cares.

I like this one

[Ichirou]

wait foc gets to see dozens of naked girls a day and I die!  I thought we were friends!  :'(

I don't control the future, man, I just look at it through a crystal ball.

Some more predictions:

Mupepe: Currently under observation at a high-security facility while scientific experts try to decipher and duplicate what appears to be a natural immunity on his part to a strain of several highly virulent STDs.

Solo: Killed Roger Ebert and turned his corpse into a leathery skin suit.  Currently works as the film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times and co-hosts a popular movie review show with Richard Roeper.

[TVC15]

I've seen the future, brother, and it is murder.

[Madrun Badrun]

These are dark so i will bring light.

PD - Gets layed.  She's ass ugly but he doesn't care.

Demi - this is by 2013 mind you, gets married...to a woman, who is good looking and out going.  His personality stays the same but he gains a sparkle in his eye.

Mupepe - finds love 

Mups the bonsai tree - dies  :'(

Malek - gets a job, again this is 2013 we're talking about.

...unfortanitly that job is ghost writing a new socialist manifesto for Duke. 

MAF - 's liver fails.  He gets a new one and with it a new resolve to drink more.  My drinking thread grows bigger than the original gaf hate thread. 


Whiteman and Drinky - get their writings published.

 Error Macro - becomes president.  most beloved ruler ever.   

All - We  all move to Viz's forum after solar eclipse of 2009 awakes the jew gene in Wilco's blood and he brings in advertisments to the forum. 

and for revenge

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

[Beezy]

<.< >.> <.<

I don't know why I found this funny.

[Ichirou]

I've seen the future, brother, and it is murder.

I think I just figured out who's going to kill Father_Mike.  

More predictions!

Synbios459: Went to Japan for what he thought would be a year-long experience as an English-language instructor, and was stunned to find literally dozens of incredibly gorgeous, long-legged and very, very limber asian girls throwing themselves at him.  Was crowned "King of the Gaijin" and lives in a luxurious penthouse apartment in the ritzy Roppongi Hills area, where he is serviced daily by a barely legal asian beauty, a different one each day.

Lyte Edge: Tried building a giant robot in his backyard.  There were no survivors.

EDIT: dcharlie, your company name is on all the t-shirts in that picture you posted on the thread about playing sports.  I'll delete it, though.

[Ichirou]

I know a girl who applied at you-know-where, but now she works at big law firm over in Tokyo specializing in real estate law.

[Ichirou]

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

still 15 is a no no 

[Ichirou]

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

still 15 is a no no 

You're joking around, of course, but this reminds me of the Japanese teacher who told me to cultivate a relationship with a girl while she's a student and wait until she graduates, then start dating her. 

[Beezy]

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

Wtf? The legal age in pedoland should be higher than every other country, not lower.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

still 15 is a no no 

You're joking around, of course, but this reminds me of the Japanese teacher who told me to cultivate a relationship with a girl while she's a student and wait until she graduates, then start dating her. 

[demi]

Father_Mike - Types up a personal ad for the paper. It is riddled with typos. He gets roughly 3 calls, each of them wind up being the wrong number... or so they say.

[Madrun Badrun]

Father_Mike - Types up a personal ad for the paper. It is riddled with typos. He gets roughly 3 calls, each of them wind up being the wrong number... or so they say.

na aw, I'd post the ad here first so you guys can fix the typos.  the latter predictions remain the same though 

[TVC15]

Be nice, Arvie is hot.  I want to fuck him.

[Ichirou]

Be nice, Arvie is hot.  I want to fuck him.

You'll have 12 days to do that, before his parents start panicking, call the authorities, and you have to dump the body.

[Madrun Badrun]

Be nice, Arvie is hot.  I want to fuck him.

  I'll buy all your books. 

Be nice, Arvie is hot.  I want to fuck him.

You'll have 12 days to do that, before his parents start panicking, call the authorities, and you have to dump the body.

 

[TVC15]

Be nice, Arvie is hot.  I want to fuck him.

You'll have 12 days to do that, before his parents start panicking, call the authorities, and you have to dump the body.

Once I am done I will lacerate his bodies and toss it in with the hogs.  Within a day there will be no more body.

[demi]

TVC15 - Goes into a depressive bout of heroin and vodka after learning that Doctor Who would not be returning for another season. This is in mid-2009. He then latches on to another shit TV show and continues to spam up various message forums about it, falling on deaf ears. At work, he can be found screaming I AM THE TIME LORD around the offices.

[Madrun Badrun]

TVC15 - Goes into a depressive bout of heroin and vodka after learning that Doctor Who would not be returning for another season. This is in mid-2009. He then latches on to another shit TV show and continues to spam up various message forums about it, falling on deaf ears. At work, he can be found screaming I AM THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS around the offices.

fixed. 

[TVC15]

After this week's news, I am not sure I want Doctor Who back for another season.  That taken care of, the rest of what you said describes the present.

[Ichirou]

Bravo to demi for making what is probably the most accurate prediction so far.  

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

Wtf? The legal age in pedoland should be higher than every other country, not lower.

I've heard some stories (probably just baseless rumors) that some ALTs have dated students (or their parents) and gotten away scot-free.  I don't buy it, though.

[Madrun Badrun]

Bravo to demi for making what is probably the most accurate prediction so far. 

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

Wtf? The legal age in pedoland should be higher than every other country, not lower.

I've heard some stories (probably just baseless rumors) that some ALTs have dated students (or their parents) and gotten away scot-free.  I don't buy it, though.

You should make nice to a student while they're in school, to get invited to dinner, to make friends with the mom, to date the mom, to gain assess to the kid at home, to have sex and photo graph the kid. 

Now I'm thinking Japanese. 

[demi]

FlameOfCallandor - Attempts a remake of Bamboozled, this time reversing the roles, to show everyone once and for all that he is not racist. He is known among the various zines as the guy who gagged during the screening of his own movie (the pinata one). What they don't know is that he was nibbling on his toenail in the back prior as a means to ease himself.

[bagofeyes]

president of america and the world, and also dead in a shootout with gangster drug dealers

[Madrun Badrun]

FlameOfCallandor - Attempts a remake of Bamboozled, this time reversing the roles, to show everyone once and for all that he is not racist. He is known among the various zines as the guy who gagged during the screening of his own movie. What they don't know is that he was nibbling on his toenail in the back prior as a means to ease himself.

[Human Snorenado]

After this week's news, I am not sure I want Doctor Who back for another season.  That taken care of, the rest of what you said describes the present.

Huh?  What happened?

[Ichirou]

Himuro: Gives a deep-dicking to the girl with the "NICE TITS." Mupepe comes into the bedroom just as Himu is ejaculating all over the chick's face and is so traumatized his testes fall off.

[Madrun Badrun]

Himuro: Gives a deep-dicking to the girl with the "NICE TITS." Mupepe comes into the bedroom just as Himu is ejaculating all over the chick's face and goes to join in, but can't get it up. 

[Beezy]

Bravo to demi for making what is probably the most accurate prediction so far. 

Ichi - gets arrested for knocking up one of his students

Legal age in Japan is 16, so I can't get arrested, just fired and deported.

Wtf? The legal age in pedoland should be higher than every other country, not lower.

I've heard some stories (probably just baseless rumors) that some ALTs have dated students (or their parents) and gotten away scot-free.  I don't buy it, though.

The ultimate japafag dream.

[Ichirou]

That's right, I forgot Moops is impotent now. 

[Madrun Badrun]

That's right, I forgot Moops is impotent now. 

He needs to get one of those air bags put into his penis so he can inflate with a hand pump. 

[Ichirou]

Considering how much he uses that thing, I'm surprised it hasn't shriveled up and fallen off by now.

[Madrun Badrun]

Considering how much he uses that thing, I'm surprised it hasn't shriveled up and fallen off by now.

well there are signs it's going.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

After this week's news, I am not sure I want Doctor Who back for another season.  That taken care of, the rest of what you said describes the present.

Woah....lets not give me any worry for the season finale now ya hear?

[tiesto]

futami - settles down with a non-materialistic woman who doesn't care about things like $400 jeans

Professor Prole - daughter constantly begs and begs for a Wii, Drinky eventually caves in... and then Drinky falls in love with the waggle and doesn't even give his daughter a chance to play

demi - a  strange glitch in the Live servers erase all of his Achievements and his gamerscore is reset to 0

Himuro - realizes the GTA series is ass, finally

Cajole - starts hanging out at LI dive bars and frequently gets hit on by guidettes...

FoC - becomes a fetish porn director, his first movie has a pimple-popping scene in it

Willco - GameStop employee of the month, next March

cloudwalking - marries Jarosh, but finds out that Jarosh is really gay and only married her for a coverup. she then ends up with demi

MAF - his skill at MLB '08 translates to real life, and he gets picked up to pitch for the Mariners. In his first game (against the Yanks of course ), he delivers a shut out.

Junpei - gets a career as an animator

[Van Cruncheon]

Professor Prole -- goes to work as an officer on a vice squad in the mythical los angeles borough of farmington. his arrest record leads to a rapid promotion to detective, where he joins the newly-recreated strike team under vic mackey. he and vic becomes best friends as they beat the fuck out of junkies, extort protection money, and steal seized narcotics. detective shane is envious at first, but he and the professor bond over a joint urination on the prone body of a freshly smacked around migrant worker.

[Mr. Gundam]

Distantmantra -- Elementary school principal who still defends his love of giant robots against other nerds on teh intarwebz.

[Ichirou]

I don't think Jarosh is gay, you guys.

[Cyanista]

Cyanista - in ten years, she still won't know or care who Jarosh is.

[Ichirou]

Cyanista - Will marry SaintCornelius and have like a dozen babies, all of them gingers.

Fixed.

[Cyanista]

Time to learn a new tune.  You're worse than that Dido bitch.

[Ichirou]

I do not know this..."Dido" of whom you speak.

[Ichirou]

I didn't move to Japan until 2005.  I don't know wtf Dido or Underworld are.  You guys listen to really obscure music.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Wish I was in the cool club

[FatalT]

I didn't move to Japan until 2005.  I don't know wtf Dido or Underworld are.  You guys listen to really obscure music.

Japafag.

[Candyflip]

I didn't move to Japan until 2005.  I don't know wtf Dido or Underworld are.  You guys listen to really obscure music.

I DON'T WANNA WAIT
FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You're joking around, of course, but this reminds me of the Japanese teacher who told me to cultivate a relationship with a girl while she's a student and wait until she graduates, then start dating her. 

I got this advice from teachers all the time, too.

I was like "isn't that creepy?" and they were like "no it's just what people do"

[Ichirou]

I didn't move to Japan until 2005.  I don't know wtf Dido or Underworld are.  You guys listen to really obscure music.

Japafag.

Why are you so angry lately, FatalT?  You used to be beautiful, man.

[Ichirou]

You guys listen to really obscure music.

lol - Underworld and dido class as obscure music? 

if i was talking about The Werefrogs, Nyack, and Half Man Half Biscuit - i could understand, but we are talking about two incredibly well known acts here.

Underworld have been around since, um, 1991.

They must be british or something, I guess. *shrug*

[Ichirou]

If they were popular in Amurrrica, I'm pretty sure I would at least have known their name.

[Ichirou]

I listen to good music. 

I posted the stuff on my iPod a while back, that's pretty much every CD I own.

[Flannel Boy]

Sing it Ichirou

Well maybe I'm the Japafaggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

[Ichirou]

Sing it Ichirou

Well maybe I'm the Japafaggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

I am Puerto Rican, not American, so I don't really see the point of singing that silly song.

[Robo]

PR is an America territory, yankee.  Don't deny your heritage.