Author Topic: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS (Read 8754 times)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **on:** September 19, 2006, 08:21:27 AM »

It's as uncomfortable as being locked in a port-o-potty with Pheonix Dark.... $:-\$ :'(

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:29:16 AM »

trim not shave fool. Mr T pities the fool that trys shaving his balls with a razor.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:30:53 AM »

I didn't even use shaving cream, because I'm too fucking hardcore....

$:-\$

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:34:50 AM »

dayum. :'(

...sleep time now

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:43:29 AM »

Too late. I already do it every other day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:54:29 AM »

Shaving your balls wtf?

Not enough hair on them to cut it. Lots of pubic hair though, but I'm not cutting it.

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2006, 11:00:56 AM »

Real men wax their balls anyway

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2006, 11:36:23 AM »

lolz, I'll see how the ladies dig my hairless balls before I decide to wax then completely or not.

And PD: No wonder you don't get laid. Hairy balls are for virgins. Fact.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 19, 2006, 12:20:32 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** September 19, 2006, 12:20:42 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** September 19, 2006, 12:20:50 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2006, 12:20:58 PM »

THREAD

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** September 19, 2006, 12:21:06 PM »

EXIST

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** September 19, 2006, 12:35:00 PM »

Because people dont understand the consequences of their actions.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:21:11 PM »

:'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:42:06 PM »

I agree with just trimming. Pubes stubble is HORRIBLE. Also, you didn't use shaving cream?! GOOD GOD! Feel that burn Shake

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:44:24 PM »

What the fuck, shaving? You might as well slice up the woman's cooter with PIN NEEDLES

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:45:09 PM »

I AM MAN

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:45:54 PM »

More like freak.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:45:59 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2006, 04:44:24 PM

What the fuck, shaving? You might as well slice up the woman's cooter with PIN NEEDLES

BHAHHHAHHA

Guy: Ok its in

*Back and forth motion

Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH

Bacon · « **Reply #20 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:46:24 PM »

It isn't a problem if you do it regularly. I've been doing it for years with no complaints.

Well, none about stubble at least.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:47:02 PM »

It's hard for your palm to have complaints, Bacon.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2006, 04:45:54 PM

More like freak.

$:-\$

CrystalGemini wasn't complaining last night.... OLD SCHOOL BURN. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:49:23 PM »

That's because she was asleep and - thank god - not having sex with your porcupine crotch.

Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:52:05 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2006, 04:47:02 PM

It's hard for your palm to have complaints, Bacon.

Not really. I have sensitive skin.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:52:32 PM »

For the record, my landing strip is still intact. Unless I'm deep balling a chick, I doubt she'll really feel the underside of my smooth, smooth balls anyway.

I AM MAN.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:53:14 PM »

Landing strip? You're such a vag.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:56:37 PM »

Pfffft. You know what I mean.

BONUS QUESTION: SINCE WHEN DO CUPS HAVE PROPER ANATOMY

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:57:00 PM »

If I shaved my balls and was having sex with a girl that was noticeably uncomfortable with the stubble I would totally say...

"Indian Rugburn lawlz!" and proceed to flip her around and donkey punch her

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:58:41 PM »

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2006, 04:53:14 PM

Landing strip? You're such a vag.

ahahahaha only chicks have landing strips, god you are a stupid cigarillo shake

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:03:09 PM »

$:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ANY POKEMANS TO SHOW YOU

*runs away*

*like a faggy cigarillo*

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #32 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:04:11 PM »

why would you......

nevermind.

etiolate · « **Reply #33 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:17:46 PM »

You're supposed to use lotion afterwards dumbass.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:19:03 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on September 19, 2006, 05:17:46 PM

You're supposed to use lotion afterwards dumbass.

I did. Twice. No luck. $:-\$

Catz · « **Reply #35 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:26:24 PM »

It's calling you, Shake.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:31:55 PM »

:'(

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #37 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:26:24 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

It's calling you, Shake.

depends if he's going for the 8 year old's balls look

Bacon · « **Reply #38 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:33:38 PM »

Quote from: mogwaiOA on September 19, 2006, 05:32:25 PM

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:26:24 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

It's calling you, Shake.
depends if he's going for the 8 year old's balls look

Girls dig it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:33:55 PM »

I'm just going for the "its not a jungle down there" look. $:-\$

Vizzys · « **Reply #40 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:35:09 PM »

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:26:24 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

It's calling you, Shake.

I remember watching an infomercial for this product, I still wish I hadn't.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #41 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:35:44 PM »

ITS MAGIK

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:35:54 PM »

PUT NADS ON YO FACE

Catz · « **Reply #43 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:43:16 PM »

It's edible too! In case you get hungry in between shaves.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:44:23 PM »

Catz, do you like to eat nads?

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #45 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:44:54 PM »

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:43:16 PM

It's edible too! In case you get hungry in between shaves.

what's in it though? And would it cause all of your hair to fall out if you did eat it?

Catz · « **Reply #46 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:46:31 PM »

lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:46:58 PM »

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:46:31 PM

lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some

ADMIT IT, YOU LIKE TO EAT NADS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE ON YOUR FACE. ADMIT IT! REPENT NOW!

Bacon · « **Reply #48 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:48:44 PM »

Nad's does not work very well.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #49 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:49:19 PM »

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:46:31 PM

lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some

list of natural stuff i wouldn't eat:

bees
shit
tree
human
moths
oil
stone
....

Catz · « **Reply #50 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:50:14 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2006, 05:46:58 PM

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:46:31 PM
lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some

ADMIT IT, YOU LIKE TO EAT NADS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE ON YOUR FACE. ADMIT IT! REPENT NOW!

Ok I admit it, I tried some. My friend bought some Nads and it tasted like fruits, honey... AND SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

etiolate · « **Reply #51 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:54:30 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 19, 2006, 05:19:03 PM

Quote from: etiolate on September 19, 2006, 05:17:46 PM
You're supposed to use lotion afterwards dumbass.

I did. Twice. No luck. $:-\$

ouch

don't use rusty old razors?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** September 19, 2006, 06:02:40 PM »

Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:50:14 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2006, 05:46:58 PM
Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:46:31 PM
lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some

ADMIT IT, YOU LIKE TO EAT NADS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE ON YOUR FACE. ADMIT IT! REPENT NOW!

Ok I admit it, I tried some. My friend bought some Nads and it tasted like fruits, honey... AND SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vizzys · « **Reply #53 on:** September 19, 2006, 06:04:45 PM »

Actual quote from the infomercial:

"I stepped out of the shower and my friend said kathy you've got nads?"

No joke.

The name might be different and it was like 3am but I remember laughing at this juvenile humor years ago.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #54 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:43:25 PM »

Catz, let me borrow some of your Nad's...

News:

Author Topic: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS (Read 8754 times)