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« on: July 04, 2007, 02:27:44 PM »
Anyone got any reccomendations? I'm tired of looking at MIlfHunter and BBWTales all the time, and I need something new. I'm a fan of mature and fat/girls with chunk. Don't give me any anorexic bitches.  Also all my porn must have penis in it, so no lesbian or solo junk. No japanese porn either. Just give me the girls name
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and ill check it out and review it.


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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2007, 02:33:34 PM »
No japanese porn either.


Who would have known? Though, I would have thought you wouldn't mind seeing a giant white missile destroying a Japanese girl.

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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2007, 02:34:41 PM »
No japanese porn either.


Who would have thought?

I dont want to go to jail for watching child porn.


BTW what's the deal with 7chan? How can they allow child pon and beast pon on there?
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 02:36:57 PM »
www.spankwire.com

Also, just admit you're gay. Please.
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2007, 02:37:56 PM »
I'm not gay. If I was gay i'd watch gay porn and get off to it. But I don't.
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2007, 02:39:54 PM »
Then maybe cheeseburger is for you.
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2007, 02:40:20 PM »
Can cheeseburgers cum?
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2007, 03:11:21 PM »
I've never watched to find out.
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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 03:11:56 PM »
Can cheeseburgers cum?

ask whiteman or find out for yourself on TNAFLIX.COM
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Re: Porn
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2007, 03:12:15 PM »
As far as real human porn goes, I can't get it up for anything that isn't max hardcore these days.
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« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2007, 03:17:40 PM »
Whats max hardcore?
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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2007, 03:18:13 PM »
xtube.com

pornotube.com

pornpimps.com
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« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2007, 03:24:14 PM »
30 second clips FTL.

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« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2007, 03:24:35 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2007, 03:32:01 PM »
Not always, there's some nice lengthy ones on xtube.
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« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2007, 04:11:53 PM »
So Methodis, does Chyna's clit penis turn you on?

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« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2007, 04:28:37 PM »
omg WHAT??!  :-X :-X :-X
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« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2007, 04:31:40 PM »
wtf  :lol

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« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2007, 04:35:31 PM »
I know, isn't it awesome? I wonder how hard the guy that pierced it laughed.
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« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2007, 04:45:13 PM »
No, that's not hot at all. It ruined my childhood fantasies of Chyna naked :(
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« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2007, 04:51:19 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2007, 04:52:50 PM »
Remember, porn isn't allowed in spoilers :wag Someone could still get in trouble at work (even though this is a NSFW thread)

But yeah, Chyna totally has a She Hulk clit
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« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2007, 04:54:49 PM »
Oh, sorry.
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« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2007, 05:05:19 PM »
That's one of those things you forget about and, thanks to the randomness of the internet, manages to slap your eyeballs again with a renewed vigor.
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« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2007, 05:09:01 PM »
Yeah I don't think I'll ever be forgetting that.
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« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2007, 07:16:37 PM »
Did anyone watch the porno? did Xpac give her a clit blowjob?
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« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2007, 07:22:38 PM »
A BAY BAY
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« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2007, 10:25:21 PM »
Did anyone watch the porno? did Xpac give her a clit blowjob?

Yep, he deepthroated it
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« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2007, 12:31:20 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2007, 02:48:29 PM »
i have a penis, isn't that awesome?  :)
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« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2007, 09:43:20 PM »
Everytime I have an erection and look down I see:



If there's a girl around her vagina mouths the word, "Rosebud."
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Re: Porn
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2007, 09:46:11 PM »
Has anyone ever heard the fucked-up story of Amee Donovan? I don't want to make a whole new thread about it.
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« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2007, 09:47:05 PM »
No, please share.

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« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2007, 09:53:47 PM »


I always thought this chick was kinda cute - definitely a goer. But then she disappeared from the industry!  This is why:

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"Shy little Amee starts out the scene by telling her viewers that she has moved from Ohio to California to do porn. Amee quickly gets into gangbang mode taking cocks in every hole and taking everything the guys have to give her. She sucks cock, gets her pussy fucked hard, then takes one cock after another up her tight pink asshole. Her poor little rectum is stretched to the breaking point as she gets a brutal double penetration from Mr. Marcus and Lex Steele. Afterwards her anus is stretched beyond recognition. Little Amee takes one after another cum shot in the mouth and swallows every drop with a smile, before a finale where two guys cover her face with semen. You know the poor thing has to be hurting after the ass pounding she took, but she gives a sweet cum-faced smile and waves goodbye.

Little did her fans know that this would be her last scene in porn. After this shoot, poor Amee had to move back to Ohio and check into the hospital to have her anus reconstructed. Imagine her embarrasment when she had to explain to hospital staff (in Ohio!) that her rectum had been destroyed during a gangbang video shoot where she got assfucked by 5 porn stars. In a sad interview she gave, Amee complained that the medical bills for her rectal reconstruction surgery cost twice as much as she made doing the scene.

When Amee got out of the hospital she started a fresh new life in Las Vegas, where she works as a stripper."

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« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2007, 09:58:05 PM »
I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER!
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« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2007, 10:00:28 PM »
IM IN LOVE WITH A GERMAN FILM STAR, I ONCE SAW IN A MOVVVVIIEEEE.
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« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2007, 10:03:13 PM »
She posted this somewhere:

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ok, on this subject i am going to be brutally honest, and use mostly myself as an example...
hardcore aka gonzo is on the opposite end of the spectum from feetures, at least the features ive seen are not near as brutal as gonzo, it takes a special girl to do gonzo films, i myself after the month and a half with only 6 days off almost quit the biz because it is a hard job to do and can wear you physically and mentally. my expierence so far has been this:
my first two weeks out there (october 2002) i did about 12 scenes give or take one or two, when i got home, my pussy was terribly sore, i had a yeast infection, and got sick with a fever.
my second two weeks, i did 10-11 scenes, came home with a yeast infection that i had to treat 4 times to get rid of because people decided to do ATP (ass to pussy) without cleaning their cocks off.i wound up with pink eye that i gave to my bouyfriend and our roommate (oops) and yet again i got sick, more than likely the getting sick is due to weather changes, and i had a bladder infection.
now, the last two weeks (january) the first week i was at the avn, which was a blast, but boy was i tired! i had a great time, but the last week i only did one scene, a 5on1 where i got my ass tore in 3 places, and because of ass to mouth i wound up with pinworm (alot like ringworm or tape worms but much much smaller).
so you see from my expierences, i can understand why girls leave so fast, but i refuse to give up.
when it comes to features, and i cant say much about em but from what ive seen, there a lot more timid, not near as rough, so you can do a lot more, if im wrong about this fact please let me know (any girl thats done features)
im good friends with felicia fox and she's done some feature work, just did her first gonzo interratial with sean michaels, she's never had any real problems with work, she's got over 100 films going. so by that i assume its much safer, and not as wearing.
ive spent most of the money ive made on medical bills....so if any of those girls that quit are like me, they figured, with the bills, and how much you make its almost not worth the trouble, your wasteing your time.
but for me, things are changing, youll understand what i mean really soon, im not gonna get hrt again, no more tears in my ass, no hemeroids,no pinworms, hopefully no yeast infections. my world is a changin! and hopefully everyone will dig what im doing!

I mean this almost puts me off porn for good.
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« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2007, 10:10:25 PM »
That's sad. But she sucks dick for more money then I get for doing manual labor. Who the fuck cares about her?


BTW, check out http://www.ishootporn.com if you want information about porn industry and inside stories. Interesting reads
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« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2007, 10:13:33 PM »
That's sad. But she sucks dick for more money then I get for doing manual labor. Who the fuck cares about her?

It's slightly bothersome to know that my favorite pornstars are getting pink eye, ringworm and fucking rectal rebuilding; it kinda ruins the fantasy. I can deal with them being coked-out bitches with father issues but RINGWORM?? That's where I draw the line.

That said, it's not like I'm starting a scholarship fund in the bitches' name, jeez
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« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2007, 10:17:16 PM »
So go get a new favorite porn star.

Or go look at BBW ladies. It's great.
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« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2007, 10:38:22 PM »
Oh, awesome.  Porn is the female equivalent of the military now.
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« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2007, 10:39:22 PM »
Oh, awesome.  Porn is the female equivalent of the military now.


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Oh man, do explain this one. I'm going to go puff from the chalice first though
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« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2007, 11:51:25 PM »
What.  You get bombed out and depleted and the pittance they give you doesn't even cover medical.
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« Reply #46 on: July 06, 2007, 12:00:10 AM »
Ahhh. I see what you mean. I thought you were saying pink eye, ringworm & anal destruction is quite commonplace in the service.
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« Reply #47 on: July 06, 2007, 02:14:49 PM »
30 second clips FTL.

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