Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
Considering he does not believe AIDS or other STDs actually exist, what are the probabilities young futami has already been infected with the dread disease?
100%
1 (10%)
70%
6 (60%)
50%
2 (20%)
10%
0 (0%)
No chance - he's got the Mupepe STD Immunity Gene.