Author Topic: Why I like demi (Read 2517 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** July 05, 2007, 01:15:25 AM »

I love demi because:

- If you squeeze his nipples chocolate milk comes out.

- He has an adorable fixation on bears, which is apparently gay slang for large hairy homosexual men.

- He likes Nick Frost. A lot.

- He dated cloudwalking and she turned him gay.

- He is actually a pretty handsome dude in the photos I've seen of him.

- His gamerscore is very impressive.

- He is inscrutable and mysterious.

- I'm pretty sure he's actually not racist in real life.

Please use this thread to list all the reasons YOU like demi.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:20:06 AM »

Nobody else likes demi? Jerks.

FatalT · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:20:12 AM »

- He responds to me on AIM.

- He seems like he's a fun guy.

- Reading his posts can be enjoyable when he's making fun of someone or using gay undertones.

EDIT: Ichi you only gave us 5 minutes to respond. $:-\$

Oblivion · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:20:35 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:15:25 AM

- I'm pretty sure he's actually not racist in real life.

Wouldn't that be a negative, actually?

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:21:32 AM »

Only if he were e-racist against whitey.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:22:07 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 05, 2007, 01:20:12 AM

EDIT: Ichi you only gave us 5 minutes to respond. $:-\$

demi demands instant satisfaction.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:22:38 AM »

Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:23:15 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:22:38 AM

Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life.

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:24:44 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:23:15 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:22:38 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life.

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.

I said straight! You can drink my milk from a cup.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:26:46 AM »

- He showed me how to make gifs from DVDs

- He pimped Shaun of the Dead until I finally gave in and watched it. I thank him greatly for his work.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:28:23 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:24:44 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:23:15 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:22:38 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life.

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.

I said straight! You can drink my milk from a cup.

You're no fun. BTW, I'm planning a big Evilbore meet-up in NYC next year. Wanna come? I'll PM you the directions.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:30:06 AM »

Next year? It's happening next month!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:30:47 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:28:23 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:24:44 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:23:15 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:22:38 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life.

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.

I said straight! You can drink my milk from a cup.

You're no fun. BTW, I'm planning a big Evilbore meet-up in NYC next year. Wanna come? I'll PM you the directions.

I got to save me money for the move and uni. How much do you think it will be to move? I'm thinking around 7,000?

also you have aim you jackass?! why haven't you added me?! I take this as a sign you hate me :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:35:44 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:30:47 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:28:23 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:24:44 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:23:15 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 05, 2007, 01:22:38 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life.

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.

I said straight! You can drink my milk from a cup.

You're no fun. BTW, I'm planning a big Evilbore meet-up in NYC next year. Wanna come? I'll PM you the directions.

I got to save me money for the move and uni. How much do you think it will be to move? I'm thinking around 7,000?

also you have aim you jackass?! why haven't you added me?! I take this as a sign you hate me :'(

Y'know what? Bring the money with you (in small unmarked bills) to the meetup and we'll figure out what to do with it then.

Yeah, I have AIM but I never use it anymore. I tried using it to PM Moops but he would reply to five or six messages and then fucking disappear while still showing up as online. Add me and PM me when you see me online, I'll add you back when I get home.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:41:08 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 05, 2007, 01:39:40 AM

I like Demi because he'll come into this thread and tell Ichirou to shut his mouth or he'll put his c0ck in it, or something equally as biting.

Yeah, demi's awesome.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:42:36 AM »

When I was a young lad I bought a demi moore in striptease poster and put it on my wall, and then took it down after one day because my family all laughed at me

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:43:19 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 05, 2007, 01:42:36 AM

When I was a young lad I bought a demi moore in striptease poster and put it on my wall, and then took it down after one day because my family all laughed at me

Can't wait till that film comes out on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:44:35 AM »

i like demi, he is an ineffable something something

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:52:55 AM »

Stocky · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:53:32 AM »

What a cigarillo.

Stocky · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:53:41 AM »

Eat a burrito. Bitch.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:55:53 AM »

Eat an egg roll, son.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:56:59 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 05, 2007, 01:52:55 AM

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6673/snapshot20070624192238jn7.jpg

What movie/show is this from?

Stocky · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:57:12 AM »

I only eat burritos, bitch.

FatalT · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:58:04 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:56:59 AM

Quote from: demi on July 05, 2007, 01:52:55 AM
http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6673/snapshot20070624192238jn7.jpg

What movie/show is this from?

My guess is Spaced, however my guess is wrong.

Hyperdrive? Man Stroke Woman?

drozmight · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2007, 03:11:34 AM »

Quote from: stocky on July 05, 2007, 01:53:41 AM

Eat a burrito. Bitch.

"That's harsh."

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2007, 03:24:31 AM »

Demi is a spacefag.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2007, 12:24:24 PM »

I love Demi. He always pushes me so I can be my best and is always a source of positive critique. <3

balikeye · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2007, 02:49:36 PM »

Demi > The Darkness ??

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:31:01 PM »

demi is better than The Darkness. demi is better than Advent Rising. demi is demi.

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Author Topic: Why I like demi (Read 2517 times)