Author Topic: This 4th of July rocked. (Read 2117 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** July 05, 2007, 01:43:10 AM »

Once again we exploded donuts and almost killed ourselves as a 'shooting star' firework pack flipped on its side and took aim at the deck.

I also drank a lot and rocked out to Guitar Hero 360. Props to TVC for bringing it over!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:43:37 AM »

i think i am dead

i am not gonna live thids 4th down, am i guys

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:46:41 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 05, 2007, 01:43:37 AM

i think i am dead

i am not gonna live thids 4th down, am i guys

Story time!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:47:50 AM »

It was way better than last year IMO

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:48:21 AM »

jesus i think i saw the lord an hour ago

Stocky · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:48:33 AM »

At least you weren't drinking alone, Slugs.

Had a big finale with 8 mortars all angled in slightly different directions. Really lit up the sky.

Stocky · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:48:56 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 05, 2007, 01:48:21 AM

jesus i think i saw the lord an hour ago

I have a newfound respect for you beyond anything before. I adore you. I might even LOVE you.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:49:43 AM »

I go out for drinks a lot, but real men dont restrict their drinking to social events.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:49:52 AM »

you love a dead man

Stocky · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:50:28 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 05, 2007, 01:49:52 AM

you love a dead man

I'll cry for you.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2007, 03:15:36 AM »

After drinking a metric fuck ton, we started blowing shit up. Apples, watermelon rinds, and then potted plants. After most of the crew left, I found a couple of bags of balloons and locked myself in my friends basement, making a whole assload of water balloons down there by the washing machine. We beat the shit out of each other with water balloons for a good 20 minutes, then drank the rest of the beer and now I will pass out and shit.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2007, 11:54:19 AM »

I had an awesome fourth of July this year. My friend not only lives right on Lake Union, but the fireworks barge was right in front of the pool deck, so we had the ultimate view for the fucking rad fireworks display. When the Chinook helicopter flew by carrying the huge American flag, we all started singing the Star Spangled Banner in unison. Maybe we were drunk, but we all sounded pretty good.

Spent the day swimming in the pool, playing Skipbo and Settlers of Catan, eating pulled pork and brisket sandwiches, and finishing off the second keg in 24 hours with 15 of my best friends. Good times.

Yeti · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:28:32 PM »

It rained. All day. $:-\$

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:46:26 PM »

Mine sucked, but only slightly more than the standard day. I woke up at 3pm or so, rubbed one out, showered, drove 40 miles or so in my father's car to pick up my car, which was in a shop somewhere getting new tires due to the accumulation of at least 9 nails. On the drive back, some jackass slipped off the road, plowed through a guardrail and rolled down a cliff. Traffic was at a standstill for over 2 hours. I spent the remainder of the day by myself drinking Yuenglings, grilling steak, and watching Children of Men.

hyp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2007, 02:10:59 PM »

mine was boring as hell. had macaroni grill at lunch then went for some italian gelato. got home and soaked in the 90 degree heat while reading some wired and figuring out what the hell to do. all my family went towards the stockton area which was over 106 degrees, i said fuck it and stayed home.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2007, 03:02:56 PM »

i was very very very very very drunk. drank two entire bottles of wine (a $7 sangiovese and a $40 pinot noir), a couple swigs of scotch straight from the bottle, and assorted beers and girl drinks. i vaguely recall trying to drink a corona and a smirnoff ice at once, and pouring scotch over a bunch of those exploding tank firework thingies.

oh sweet jesus. $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2007, 03:06:55 PM »

it was a willamette valley pinot -- a 2003 silvan ridge, as i recall through the haze

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2007, 03:09:36 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 05, 2007, 03:02:56 PM

drank two entire bottles of wine (a $7 sangiovese and a $40 pinot noir)

Quote

oh sweet jesus. $:-\$

Ouch, duder. Nothing fucks me up like wine does. Good thing I'm a pussy and can't drink anything but sweet Reislings nowadays!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2007, 05:20:03 PM »

Drinky:

The image of you drinking a corona and a smirnoff from each corner of your mouth while roman candles fired off in the background was PURE AMERICA tho.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2007, 05:24:02 PM »

The highlight at Prole's place was when terrene and I were downstairs. Prole collapsed onto the floor, with his ass pointing in the air, and drunkenly said, "I want hot distinguished black fellow sex." And then he just stayed there for like 30 seconds as we all looked at each other.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2007, 05:25:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 05, 2007, 05:24:02 PM

The highlight at Prole's place was when terrene and I were downstairs. Prole collapsed onto the floor, with his ass pointing in the air, and drunkenly said, "I want hot distinguished black fellow sex." And then he just stayed there for like 30 seconds as we all looked at each other.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2007, 10:43:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 05, 2007, 05:24:02 PM

The highlight at Prole's place was when terrene and I were downstairs. Prole collapsed onto the floor, with his ass pointing in the air, and drunkenly said, "I want hot distinguished black fellow sex." And then he just stayed there for like 30 seconds as we all looked at each other.

This post deserves more lolz.

FatalT · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2007, 10:44:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 05, 2007, 05:24:02 PM

The highlight at Prole's place was when terrene and I were downstairs. Prole collapsed onto the floor, with his ass pointing in the air, and drunkenly said, "I want hot distinguished black fellow sex." And then he just stayed there for like 30 seconds as we all looked at each other.

Wow.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2007, 10:46:28 PM »

I went to bed at 6 PM.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2007, 10:46:35 PM »

Mine was good up until the puking, but I guess that happened on the 5th to be exact.

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Author Topic: This 4th of July rocked. (Read 2117 times)