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MrAngryFace

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Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« on: September 19, 2006, 12:34:23 PM »
I had left a cup I had used for coffee out on the counter when I left for work yesterday morning. I came home and my cat was going fucking nuclear. I tried to reason with her with treats, but I picked her up and looked in her eyes and saw MADNESS! She proceeded to wrestle from my grip, landing on the floor and bolting off into her favorite paper grocery bag. A second later she bolted to her *CLEAN* litter box and begain just fucking tossing litter out of the box onto the kitchen floor. After I yelled at her she ran to my shoes and stuck her head inside one of them.

I ended up just going in my room while it burned off. Was coffee the cause? HRM.
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Loki

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 01:15:17 PM »
For some reason, this post reminded me of this classic:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox

MrAngryFace

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2006, 01:18:20 PM »
Haha yeah, I have an animated gif made of that :)
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Loki

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2006, 01:28:13 PM »
Post it -- I couldn't find a good one.  I had seen a great one a while back, so maybe that's it.

MrAngryFace

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2006, 01:46:35 PM »
I will post it tonight, I am not at home right now LAWLZ
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Bacon

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 03:49:32 PM »
You live by yourself and have a female cat. How's that "alternative lifestyle" working out for you?

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 03:50:49 PM »
MAF seems like a happy dude, so probably pretty good.
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Bacon

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2006, 04:00:32 PM »
He isn't MrHappyFace though.

CrystalGemini

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2006, 04:01:04 PM »
You live by yourself and have a female cat. How's that "alternative lifestyle" working out for you?
Does this mean MAF is gay?  Just curious.
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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2006, 04:01:19 PM »
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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2006, 04:30:43 PM »
The buttered cat paradox is exactly what popped into my mind, too. :lol

My cat acts just like this without so much as a drop of caffeine in her. After a good rest, she spends the whole night scratching at my door and knocking down lamps. What an asshole. :'(
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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2006, 04:35:13 PM »
You live by yourself and have a female cat. How's that "alternative lifestyle" working out for you?
Does this mean MAF is gay?  Just curious.

That isn't what I meant, but it's humorous that you would draw such a conclusion!

MrAngryFace

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2006, 05:37:18 PM »
I got a female cat because male cats tend to be bad tempered and make messes more often. The choice was based off of research.
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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2006, 05:38:01 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but I fuckin' hate coffee. Regular or decaf, doesn't matter. Shitty aftertaste, and it dehydrates the hell outta me.

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2006, 05:38:12 PM »
I got a female cat because male cats tend to be bad tempered and make messes more often. The choice was based off of research.

Plus, they piss at you when they get angry. FACT. :-\
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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2006, 05:41:51 PM »
The buttered cat paradox is exactly what popped into my mind, too. :lol
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2006, 04:11:22 PM »
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Re: Cats + Coffee = Renewable Energy?
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2006, 04:18:20 PM »
Sounds like she played your shitty Pokemon game and lost her mind to me
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