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Van Cruncheon

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if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to meet.
« on: July 05, 2007, 03:48:07 PM »
He doesn't have a fancy name like MEGAZORD or OPTIMAL PRIME, though.

His name may be humble, but He is the greatest "transformer" of all. He can't transform into a freight truck or a space plane, but He can transform water into wine, and hate into love. He can transform your worldly life into an eternal one!

His name is JESUS. The AUTOCARS may be watching over you, but they're not watching over your soul. JESUS is.
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to m
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 03:49:48 PM »
 :lol  what spurred this on? 
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to m
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 03:50:52 PM »
if you liked The Darkness, try the Light
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to meet.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 03:51:43 PM »
TransJesus, savior in yo life!
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to meet.
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 03:52:16 PM »
it was sort of a running joke in college -- that any time me or one of my friends got too enthusiastic about something, we'd try to turn that something into a cheezy witness sermon.
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to meet.
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 03:52:25 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 05, 2007, 03:48:07 PM
He doesn't have a fancy name like MEGAZORD or OPTIMAL PRIME, though.

His name may be humble, but He is the greatest "transformer" of all. He can't transform into a freight truck or a space plane, but He can transform water into wine, and hate into love. He can transform your worldly life into an eternal one!

His name is JESUS. The AUTOCARS may be watching over you, but they're not watching over your soul.

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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to m
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 03:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 05, 2007, 03:53:06 PM
Willco's people don't believe Jesus is actually from Cybertron, they think he is a just a man.

 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to meet.
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 03:55:30 PM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 05, 2007, 03:53:06 PM
Willco's people don't believe Jesus is actually from Cybertron, they think he is a just a man.

:rofl
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to meet.
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 03:57:49 PM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 05, 2007, 03:53:06 PM
Willco's people don't believe Jesus is actually from Cybertron, they think he is a just a man.

hahahahaha
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to m
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 04:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 05, 2007, 03:53:06 PM
Willco's people don't believe Jesus is actually from Cybertron, they think he is a just a man.

 :tophat
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to m
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 05:45:44 PM »
That's kind of a fallacy.  We do believe he is a prophet of Cybertron, but that he is not the Chosen One (i.e. Rodimus Prime).
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to m
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 05:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 05, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
it was sort of a running joke in college -- that any time me or one of my friends got too enthusiastic about something, we'd try to turn that something into a cheezy witness sermon.

We did this too, though we always went for the path of teary delivered-from-great evil testimonial rather than chitzy sermon.
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Re: if you loved "transformers," there's another "transformer" i'd like you to m
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 07:08:32 PM »
I lol'd.
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