I am

[TVC15]

sitting in my underwear on my bed while reading Pale Fire.  My cat is asleep next to me.  I am mildly hung over from consuming alcohol-filled homemade smoothies and gin and tonics last night, prepared by some Swedish dude named HANS that went to a boating secondary school.  Getz and Gilberto's Jazz Samba is playing and I kinda wish I had something to drink.

Anyone want to venture any guesses when I will have to get out of bed?  And I am not counting urination trips.  And really what reason do I have to get up, other than to maybe play games or watch the Shield (the DVDs are in the other room). Tell me!  GIVE ME A REASON TO WAKE UP.  mm pale fire

this book rox

What moment int he gradual decay
Does resurrection choose?  What year? What day?
Who has the stopwatch?  Who rewinds the tape?
Are some less lucky, or do all escape?
A syllogism: other men die; but I
Am not another; therefore I'll not die.
Space is a swarming in the eyes; and time,
A singing in the ears.  In this hive I'm
Locked up.  Yet, if prior to life we had
Been able to imagine life, what mad,
Impossible, utterly weird,
Wonderful nonsense it might have appeared?

  NABOKOV

[Oblivion]

I was hoping you'd say: IROOOOOOOOOON MAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[TVC15]

I was hoping you'd say: IROOOOOOOOOON MAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Candyflip]

I'm tabbed out of WoW, leeching honor as I re-watch seasons of Scrubs that I downloaded and stuff my face. Fun fun.

[demi]

I am calibrating my TV using this disc.

[Mupepe]

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated
Yeah and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run

You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

I run through the world
thinkin' `bout tomorrow

I am trampled under sole of
another man's shoes
Guess I walked too softly

Oh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run

You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

[CajoleJuice]

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?

I aint, I aint, I aint
A buyin into your apathy
Im gonna learn ya my philosophy
You wanna know about atrocity, atrocity?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

I am a man, a man
Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

Here I come, I come, I come

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldnt want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know
I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come

[Mupepe]