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TVC15

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Most awesome obituary ever
« on: July 05, 2007, 05:15:46 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/04/db0402.xml

Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.

AAAAWWEESSSOME
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 05:17:36 PM »
Devoted sister, beloved cunt.
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 05:18:03 PM »
 :lol :lol Wow, that gave me a whole new reason to get out of bed in the morning.  I have a lot of hell to raise if I want an obituary that cool.
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TVC15

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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 05:20:24 PM »
When not clad in the lederhosen of his homeland, he cultivated an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women's clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings.
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 05:46:41 PM »
This man should've never died!

 :'(

I wish only that I could have known him.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2007, 05:51:53 PM by drozmight »
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM »
Sounds like Dracula
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 06:52:29 PM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 05, 2007, 05:17:36 PM
Devoted sister, beloved cunt.

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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 06:59:07 PM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Sounds like Dracula
dracula hosts gay orgies?
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 06:59:57 PM »
Quote from: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Sounds like Dracula
dracula hosts gay orgies?

I wouldn't be surprised. He struck me as a bisexual vamp. Well, aren't all vampires bisexual?
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 07:05:34 PM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 06:59:57 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Sounds like Dracula
dracula hosts gay orgies?

I wouldn't be surprised. He struck me as a bisexual vamp. Well, aren't all vampires bisexual?
They only care if the blood is red, they don't care where it comes from.
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Re: Most awesome obituary ever
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 07:39:31 PM »
Come on, I can't be the only one who got Cajole's reference :(
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