Author Topic: Megan Fox looks like the type of chick that would finger your butthole  (Read 5109 times)

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 :hump :hump :whip :whip :drool :drool

Maybe shes also into a lil' :piss

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Her body was stunning in Transformers.  What sucks is that you know Bay hit that shit.
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yum yum nicca

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Her body was stunning in Transformers.  What sucks is that you know Bay hit that shit.

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Remember that scene in Transformers, where Bay framed an entire slow motion action sequence over this chick with huge boobs?  It was so out of place - you know he fucked that chick too. :lol
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That's because Bay is awesome.

He's a man's man.  BLOW SHIT UP nicca!  SLOW MOTION nicca!  UNF UNF  RATTA-TAT-TAT

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Michael Bay, maker of movies, fucker of aspiring actresses
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Her body was stunning in Transformers.  What sucks is that you know Bay hit that shit.
Isn't she like only 18 or something?

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Her body was stunning in Transformers.  What sucks is that you know Bay hit that shit.
Isn't she like only 18 or something?
she's legal

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Her body was stunning in Transformers.  What sucks is that you know Bay hit that shit.
Isn't she like only 18 or something?
she's legal
but bay is like 45+ or something. It's gross, despite it being legal!

All women are beautiful-The Everlasting Crusader

All i ask of everyone here on evilbore, is that you respect women and show them love. :)

Btw, do the math guys = 1986 - she is 21

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It's not gross.  She has a career now.

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It may be gross, but it's life.  Bay is notorious for only hiring hot chicks and promptly fucking them.  Megan Fox slept her way into that role.  My downstairs neighbor when I lived in Hollywood worked for a casting company that Bay used and it was acknowledged that if you were going to work with Bay - you had to sleep with him.
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All i ask of everyone here on evilbore, is that you respect women and show them love. :)

And allow them to atleast go knuckle deep
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All i ask of everyone here on evilbore, is that you respect women and show them love. :)

And allow them to atleast go knuckle deep

I dont even know what that means, but i gather it is nothing that is not of importance, so carry on.......

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It may be gross, but it's life.  Bay is notorious for only hiring hot chicks and promptly fucking them.  Megan Fox slept her way into that role.  My downstairs neighbor when I lived in Hollywood worked for a casting company that Bay used and it was acknowledged that if you were going to work with Bay - you had to sleep with him.
He fucked scarlett during the island? :(

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Probably, she's kind of a slut anyway.  BACK TO MEGAN FOX:





And in an interview with FHM a ways back, when she was dating one of the 90210 dudes, she said she has the libido of a 15-year-old boy and sometimes wants to just stay inside and fuck all day.
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jesus she's hot

Fox revealed in a November 2005 interview with FHM magazine that she has Brian's name tattooed above her vagina.[3]

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHA i was going to add her on my myspace account, but after reading that dumb ****, OMG no. I will add her to my tagworld account. It would be hella funny if she broke up with her BF and it was a terrible one. She would look like a fool with that bs above her *****.

She just lost some cool points haha.

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Her body was stunning in Transformers.  What sucks is that you know Bay hit that shit.
Isn't she like only 18 or something?
she's legal
but bay is like 45+ or something. It's gross, despite it being legal!

I AINT INTRESTED IN THE BUTCHER'S LEAVINS!
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jesus she's hot

yea , but so are the other billions of women on earth. sO, please dont over to do it, ok bud.

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HOLY!

look at dem der pics.
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BlueTsunami

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U2K :bow

and yeah, her body was amazing in the movie
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Emma Waston doesnt look half bad either eh?

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BlueTsunami

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You just had to f' up my thread did ya? Huh?! HUH?!
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It would be hella funny if she broke up with her BF and it was a terrible one. She would look like a fool with that bs above her *****.

She is 21 (and a celebrity, that triples the odds!). It's not a matter of if, it's WHEN.

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It may be gross, but it's life.  Bay is notorious for only hiring hot chicks and promptly fucking them.  Megan Fox slept her way into that role.  My downstairs neighbor when I lived in Hollywood worked for a casting company that Bay used and it was acknowledged that if you were going to work with Bay - you had to sleep with him.

You cannot seriously be implying that she cheated on her boyfriend BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN OF BEVERLY HILLS 90210 FAME.

P.S. She is still dating Green and they are engaged...for now.
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It may be gross, but it's life.  Bay is notorious for only hiring hot chicks and promptly fucking them.  Megan Fox slept her way into that role.  My downstairs neighbor when I lived in Hollywood worked for a casting company that Bay used and it was acknowledged that if you were going to work with Bay - you had to sleep with him.

You cannot seriously be implying that she cheated on her boyfriend BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN OF BEVERLY HILLS 90210 FAME.

P.S. She is still dating Green and they are engaged...for now.
Are you implying 21 year old hot whoreish looking girls CHEAT?!?!?

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Hell, Green probably encouraged the fuck sessions with Bay.  MO' MONEY

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I wish I were Michael Bay.  The whole coke and whores lifestyle sounds just wonderful.
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I wish I were Michael Bay.  The whole coke and whores lifestyle sounds just wonderful.
japafag's can't direct souless america loving action films, sorry :(

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I wish I were Michael Bay.  The whole coke and whores lifestyle sounds just wonderful.
japafag's can't direct souless america loving action films, sorry :(

Sez you.
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Pfft. She´s got nothing on D.....

Oh wait, nevermind.
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where's her ass?


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BlueTsunami

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where's her ass?



Not much of an ass I agree. Shes got a bangin body though
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I don't think she's all that at all. Plus she's got really shitty tattoos.
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I don't think she's all that at all. Plus she's got really shitty tattoos.

Her eyes are mesmerizing though!

Saint Cornelius

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Eh. She just doesn't do a thing for me.
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BlueTsunami

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She really got my labido hooked in the movie though. She was more tanned :drool
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Did they show her tat(s)?

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Did they show her tat(s)?



Naw, the only real provocative shots I remember are the ones Willco posted
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give me a fucking break  ::)

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give me a fucking break  ::)

Okay, yeah. That's ridiculous.

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She's like Willco and shit, getting all dramatic with the CAPS
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rehost plz

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Please someone tell me that's not a real tattoo.
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wow that is pretty gay.

i've thought of getting the lyrics to Pushit tattooed on me before :heart

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Please someone tell me that's not a real tattoo.
I bet you'd be all over that shit if it was Comic Sans  :P
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until a what broke her heart? a bug? a bog? a boy? i like 'bog.' that picture is the weirdest combination of hotness and depressing bad taste.

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it's "a boy". it's easier to see in the magazine. and imhfo, the tackiness just trumps any supposed hotness going on.
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Emma Waston doesnt look half bad either eh?

You know this girl is like under 16 right?

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Please someone tell me that's not a real tattoo.
I bet you'd be all over that shit if it was Comic Sans  :P

:rofl
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Emma Waston doesnt look half bad either eh?

You know this girl is like under 16 right?

You know I'm like 16 right?
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I thought Emma Watson was over 18 now? Boy do I suddenly feel dirty.

Did anyone else notice Megan Fox's wrinkly neck in Transformers, by the way? I mean, she's hot and all, but fuck...lay off the fake tan, baby.
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Yeah, she's hot.
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