Author Topic: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors (Read 2629 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 05, 2007, 06:45:47 PM »

Which two do you shoot and why?

drozmight · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2007, 06:49:47 PM »

Can I just use both bullets on one?

Mandark · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2007, 06:51:19 PM »

Looks like FoC would wind up getting it Murder On The Orient Express style.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2007, 06:53:01 PM »

really, with foc as an option, you only get one actual choice.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2007, 06:53:37 PM »

shit, i didn't see miles trahan. there's no actual choices!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:07:51 PM »

I killed Michael Bay and Sam Raimi because I figured FoC was unlikely to 50 Cent his way through the rest of the board's barrage.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:09:10 PM »

I chose Spielberg over Lucas just because the former is prolific.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:10:14 PM »

Lucas and Moore

Cyanista · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:14:00 PM »

bay and lucas. Easy.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:16:59 PM »

I want to shoot Steven Speilberg twice to make sure he is dead.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:22:21 PM »

Moore and Lucas.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:25:59 PM »

Micheal bay is the comic sans of directing

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:27:47 PM »

Quote from: Viz on July 05, 2007, 07:25:59 PM

Micheal bay is the comic sans of directing

who is the webdings of directing?

Cyanista · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:28:53 PM »

Sofia Coppola.

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:29:37 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 07:27:47 PM

Quote from: Viz on July 05, 2007, 07:25:59 PM
Micheal bay is the comic sans of directing
who is the webdings of directing?

I dont know

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:33:11 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 05, 2007, 07:28:53 PM

Sofia Coppola.

She's the worst thing in modern movies. I'd rather see Shitformers than give her money.

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:34:21 PM »

jiji · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:36:05 PM »

writing in Vincent Gallo

Candyflip · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:39:18 PM »

Haha. FoC is getting swiss cheesed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:41:49 PM »

Quote from: jiji on July 05, 2007, 07:36:05 PM

writing in Vincent Gallo

?? Say what you will about his personality (I think he's pretty hilarious), both the movies he has done are good. Buffalo 66 is actually pretty darned great. The Brown Bunny is a good watch, too, though it's difficult to really watch without wondering how ridiculous the notorious original cut was.

Also, without Vincent, there would be no Billy Walsh on Entourage.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:43:49 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 05, 2007, 07:22:21 PM

Moore and Lucas.

fo' real real

jiji · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:02:31 PM »

I haven't seen Buffalo 66, but Gallo's overindulgence (and acting) in Brown Bunny make me hesitant to bother. But I'll give it a shot sometime. His personality doesn't do him any favors with me, yeah.

I might have enjoyed Brown Bunny if it had been a short. I don't want to think about what it must have been like to sit through the original cut.

FatalT · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:05:19 PM »

Moore. Just Moore.

Beezy · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2007, 12:49:02 AM »

Sam Raimi is the Spidey 3 dude, right? I chose him and FoC.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #24 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:20:39 AM »

Could I shoot Bay twice in the legs and then beat him with the gun?

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:24:30 AM »

I don't know why the Burger Kid and Zit-Popper are in this thread...does Willco honestly consider them directors?

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:27:39 AM »

I know FoC has kind of directed his own little movies, and is going to film school, but does the Dark Shake have anything to do with movies?

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:28:54 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 06, 2007, 02:27:39 AM

I know FoC has kind of directed his own little movies, and is going to film school, but does the Dark Shake have anything to do with movies?

Shake's old profile on GAF used to read "film director." That's why I never figured him for a high schooler back then, just a really immature asshole.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:38:11 AM »

Shake has filmed a bunch of short videos that he put on YouTube, but none are as entertaining as the one of him drunk!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #29 on:** July 06, 2007, 03:24:46 AM »

Michael Bay and Paul WS Anderson.

Fuck those assholes.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #30 on:** July 06, 2007, 04:59:24 AM »

Lucas so he can stop fucking with my favorite movie(s)!

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