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brawndolicious

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I-tit-aly.
« on: July 05, 2007, 08:47:41 PM »
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1183628833703B120

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Breast enlargements are now the most common graduation gift for girls who pass their secondary school exams in Italy.

maybe that's why I was more attracted to the older women when I went there.

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Re: I-tit-aly.
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 09:35:37 PM »
How much does a hooker cost in Italy?
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Re: I-tit-aly.
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 09:37:17 PM »
How much does a hooker cost in Italy?
Depends on whether you want the hooker to look like Ray Romano or Monica Bellucci.

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Re: I-tit-aly.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 09:43:35 PM »
How about a little bit of both?
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brawndolicious

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Re: I-tit-aly.
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 05:17:07 AM »
well if you consider that they need new implants every 5 years or so probably a lot.

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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2007, 05:18:57 AM »
I don't understand that at all.

I can get plastic surgery if the kid has a terrible, terrible nose, or some obvious deformity. But breast implants are just a thing of vanity. You can wear a good bra or differently cut shirts to look like you have boobs if you try--if your nose is ugly, you can't hide that. I just don't get it.

"Here, Sweetie. Your dad and I don't think you're pretty enough the way you are, so we're getting you breast implants as your graduation present."
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brawndolicious

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 05:41:15 AM »
the girls they interviewed all got their implants a few weeks after graduation but they asked their parents for them.  a friend of mine said it's kind of awkward being with a woman who pumped silicon into her chest because when you cuddle, her boobs like poke your back.

brawndolicious

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Re: I-tit-aly.
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 02:30:38 PM »
Edit: It's the most commonly requested gift, thank god.

person who translated the original article can't speak italian that well.

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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 02:33:15 PM »
i hate fake titties.

any person who gets horny over francine dee's titties should be shot.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 04:54:01 PM »
I saw this chick yesterday with the cutest small breasts ever; Probably a B cup.