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evilbore is in ruins. why is this?

willco's self-fulfilling prophecy about transformers' purported "quality"
5 (23.8%)
professor prole howling for hot n*gger sex while face down in his living room on the 4th
3 (14.3%)
ichirou's rape of developing aesthetic sensibilities with comic sans and his fear of patel's fiery retribution
10 (47.6%)
cheebs contracted lepro-aids by sodofellating the bk beast
2 (9.5%)
mupepe and ichirou's broken marriage; what will little himu do?
1 (4.8%)

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Van Cruncheon

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evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« on: July 05, 2007, 11:36:22 PM »
VOTE MORANS  :o  :o  :o
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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 11:38:45 PM »
I kind of want to vote for the Shitformers option, but I have to go with the Typography Necromonger Wars.  Note that I just said Necromonger, a term from the movie Chronicles of Riddick, a movie that is not as terrible as Transformers.
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Ichirou

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 11:40:22 PM »
 :(
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 11:41:18 PM »
I kind of want to vote for the Shitformers option, but I have to go with the Typography Necromonger Wars.  Note that I just said Necromonger, a term from the movie Chronicles of Riddick, a movie that is not as terrible as Transformers.

If you honestly believe that, I can no longer take you seriously in any film discussion whatsoever.  Forever!
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TVC15

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 11:42:39 PM »
Then I suppose that we are finally on the same page.  Enjoy your neverending stream of shit summer blockbusters!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 11:43:12 PM »
riddick had a man killed with a coffee cup. what did transformers have?
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demi

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 11:43:54 PM »
Chronicles of Riddick the movie and the game > The Darkness the comic and the game + Transformers the movie and the game
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demi

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 11:44:23 PM »
btw, i think you should include ichirou's plea for patel to not kill him in his choice
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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 11:45:28 PM »
By default, Willco, Riddick is 20 minutes shorter than Shitformers.  It's a shorter failure.
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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 11:45:38 PM »
The sarcasm combined with trolling will enable me to let this slide, but nobody should be praising Riddick.  Riddick killed a guy with a tea cup and it was still lame.  Transformers had giant robots blowing shit up.  Case closed.
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Ichirou

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 11:46:14 PM »
btw, i think you should include ichirou's plea for patel to not kill him in his choice

And also patel's response to please not report him to his internet provider.
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demi

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 11:47:23 PM »
btw, i think you should include ichirou's plea for patel to not kill him in his choice

And also patel's response to please not report him to his internet provider.

No, because your issues kinda take precedence
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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 11:47:56 PM »
The sarcasm combined with trolling will enable me to let this slide, but nobody should be praising Riddick.  Riddick killed a guy with a tea cup and it was still lame.  Transformers had giant robots blowing shit up.  Case closed.

I guarantee that if Riddick was based off some shitty 30 minute commercial cartoon from the 80s, it would be as big as Transformers is.  People no longer want original things.   We are at the point where we are running out of things to regurgitate and are forced to recycle the shit that cmae from the darkest pits of the 80s.  And you swallow it like cloudwalking in Swiss glory hole.
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Ichirou

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2007, 11:49:17 PM »
btw, i think you should include ichirou's plea for patel to not kill him in his choice

And also patel's response to please not report him to his internet provider.

No, because your issues kinda take precedence

Thanks for loving me the way you do.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2007, 11:50:23 PM »
I guarantee that if Riddick was based off some shitty 30 minute commercial cartoon from the 80s, it would be as big as Transformers is.  People no longer want original things.   We are at the point where we are running out of things to regurgitate and are forced to recycle the shit that cmae from the darkest pits of the 80s.  And you swallow it like cloudwalking in Swiss glory hole.

 :lol

Transformers is big because it's giant robots in live action blowing shit up.  I really have no love for the animated show and I think the animated movie is even worse.  I just wanted to see giant robots blow shit up and nothing has ever been filmed like this - it's awesome.

Riddick just sucked.  And there was something that took a good property and shat on, whereas the Transformers was a commercial toy machine to begin with!
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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 11:51:44 PM »
You're just too dumb to get Riddick, Willco.  "You keep what you kill."
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Ichirou

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2007, 11:53:10 PM »
When did cheebs have sex with the burger experiment?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2007, 11:53:45 PM »
he didn't. i'm on a cheebs-hating trip right now.
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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2007, 11:54:42 PM »
You're just too dumb to get Riddick, Willco.  "You keep what you kill."

 :lol
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drozmight

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2007, 12:21:41 AM »
The Chronicles of Riddick was awesome because it features a phone that's also a drunk tormented soul strapped to a rock slab.

Cooler than Iphone.
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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2007, 03:29:33 AM »
My Water for Chocolate thread didn't even register a blip.  :'(
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Ichirou

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Re: evilbore voting channel: most humiliating scandal of july
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2007, 03:35:08 AM »
Shitty reading threads are no competition to the horrors of inappropriate font use, apparently.
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