Author Topic: Bz, when is your wedding? (Read 6601 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 19, 2006, 04:42:37 PM »

Where's it going to be? Can we come?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:43:58 PM »

CAN I JUMP OUT OF THE CAKE?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:47:17 PM »

CAN SHAKE JUMP OUT OF THE CAKE?!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:47:42 PM »

I'm gonna come as Party Boy. A Pokeman is going to be glued to the front of my speedos and my job is going to be asking people "My Pokemans, Let me show you" then gyrate on their thighs

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:48:13 PM »

The wedding theme will be MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW U THEM and IM IN UR CAKE, GETTIN ALL NUDEZ.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:06:25 PM »

We sign the documents on thursday the 5th, then on the 8th the suprise wedding will be held in napa at a ranch. We will ride out on a horse driven carrage to where we will stay for a few days before leaving somewhere else.

Its private only 10 people are coming, only one family member on my side.

The wedding and marrage is just for the legal documents unless this calms her down some and she goes back to be normal i dont have much hope of her wanting to stay with me forever and ever. As much as i'd like it to be forever it will be nice none the less.

I wanted a funny cake so we got a Animal crossing cake being made for her and a MGS cake being made for me. Since its a small group i think its good enough.

you all are welcome to send gifts though =P we could use more plateware and glasses /sigh

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:07:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 19, 2006, 04:48:13 PM

The wedding theme will be MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW U THEM and IM IN UR CAKE, GETTIN ALL NUDEZ.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:07:45 PM »

VIDEO GAME CAKES? WHAT A FAGGIT.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:11:59 PM »

I think you should write your own vows, and at the end of your long list of romantic promises, you should ask her if her pussy is all wet. Then tell her you're gonna pound that shit until it's the consistency of sticky raw ground chuck, and that after the pounding is over, you're gonna take a bite out of her hairy burger.

Polari · « **Reply #9 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:15:48 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on September 19, 2006, 05:06:25 PM

I wanted a funny cake so we got a Animal crossing cake being made for her and a MGS cake being made for me. Since its a small group i think its good enough.

You seem to have confused a wedding cake with a 5th birthday party cake.

Diablos · « **Reply #10 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:35:58 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 19, 2006, 04:43:58 PM

CAN I JUMP OUT OF THE CAKE?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:36:52 PM »

I LOVE CAKE

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #12 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:37:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 19, 2006, 05:11:59 PM

I think you should write your own vows, and at the end of your long list of romantic promises, you should ask her if her pussy is all wet. Then tell her you're gonna pound that shit until it's the consistency of sticky raw ground chuck, and that after the pounding is over, you're gonna take a bite out of her hairy burger.

..............................

Diablos · « **Reply #13 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:38:51 PM »

That's White Man for ya.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:39:06 PM »

The original was funny. Poor edit total. $:-\$

Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:39:49 PM »

I filled up a little bit reading White Man's post.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:42:54 PM »

well i dont care this is as non traditional as it gets. I'm wearing a victorian style tux though. Which is about the only formal thing in the wedding plans thus far. I'm going to figure out the arrangements and catering this week. And i just hope she likes it. I know her pretty well but i havent gotten her to melt like butter in years for me. So maybe this will put her over the top.

As for the vows i wrote a song to express to her how i feel. As well as some personal vows it should be nice.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:47:00 PM »

Why are you catering for 10 people?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:48:36 PM »

Well we could go out somewhere, but i dont know of many places in Napa county. But the area where were having the wedding is out of the way. But it depends on what i can find.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:49:13 PM »

You should go to dennys.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #20 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:57:45 PM »

so easy and simple

dennys haha I'm not white trash

Waychel · « **Reply #21 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:12:47 PM »

B'z is getting married? Wasn't he just posting about relationship problems with some girl?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:14:33 PM »

Yes yes i do have problems with this girl. But this isnt for me this is for her. Something happened i can stop if we get married. Legally i'm ok, but she's not. She's on thin ice with the law. So i'm helping her out. But i'm also gonna try and make it special.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:29:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 19, 2006, 05:11:59 PM

I think you should write your own vows, and at the end of your long list of romantic promises, you should ask her if her pussy is all wet. Then tell her you're gonna pound that shit until it's the consistency of sticky raw ground chuck, and that after the pounding is over, you're gonna take a bite out of her hairy burger.

Like you know anything about marriage!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:44:10 PM »

GAY MARRIAGE

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #25 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:00:06 PM »

Shake i thought you were cool but now you must die

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:01:55 PM »

I was talking about Whitey. Though, to be honest I'm hardly shaking in my boots about some guy with an Animal Crossing wedding cake wanting to take me "outside"....

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:03:25 PM »

haha shake ok man i thought you were making a comment towards me. And yes i own animal crossing myself but i'll still fuck you up.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:05:01 PM »

HAPPY HOONEYMOON, FAGGIT!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:08:43 PM »

Nah her's is made out of the figures and we got some of the fruit trees that look similar. My mgs one is a jungle scene from MGS3 looks bitchin modeled

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:10:10 PM »

Doesn't make it any less hilarious(ly sad), though....

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #31 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:03:12 PM »

I dunno Bz.

I can't imagine going through with a marriage at this point if she's still acting all wacky. If it were me in that situation, I'd have a long sitdown talk with her to find out how we both felt about everything. If she's being crazy now, it's only going to get worse tenfold once you're married, and at that point you've already sunk a lot of money into it.

morphix · « **Reply #32 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:17:24 AM »

I hope you are going to video this event and put it up on youtube

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #33 on:** September 20, 2006, 02:04:22 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:55:17 PM »

Quote from: morphix on September 20, 2006, 09:17:24 AM

I hope you are going to video this event and put it up on youtube

The minibike gang will live on dont worry Morphix.

Its not gonna be a big wedding at most we'll take a picture or two if she wants to. If things go well and we can keep the marriage together for a year or a few years we'll have a huge fucking wedding that will kick ass on major levels of Evlis's sky diving out planes and cobra comanders flying ultralites. Something crazy like that.

Oh morphix whats our policy on girls in out gang? I painted a minibike up in pink for her. I even put a huge hellokitty on the lamp

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:57:27 PM »

Does your family approve? You said only one family member is coming o_O

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:57:56 PM »

I wouldn't invite my parents to my wedding.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #37 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:04:14 PM »

This is how the story goes:

I meet girl on net
few months go by i surprise my mom that i'm gonna have a guest spend the weekend from out of town the day i go to pick her up

mom has heartattack when she finds out its a girl when i bring her to the door

girl and i fall head over heals

mom and girl get deep emotional attachment and mom considers her "her daughter she never had"

then later we went through some shit and i went crazy and girl left me for the first time

mom still liked her

then a few years go by mom does something nice for girl cause girl is in situation (i didnt have my money yet since i wasnt old enough to access it all)

then mother of girl tries to con my mother and i

then later girl leaves me again cause i was seriously sick

mom now dislikes me even talking to girl. She loves the girl but damnit if she doesnt like me talking to her. Yes i'm not going to tell my mom i'm getting married.

so yeah my dad is coming though cause yeah i dont know why the fuck he's coming he wasnt in my life for 9+ years and the years he was he was a fucking asshole abusive mother fucker.

Fuck Willco and Becky would be much better guests than my fucking father and his soon to be third wife

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:12:17 PM »

Wait, I'm confused...

So her mother tries to con you, then her daugther leaves you when you need her most (being sick)? And now you're marrying her?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:22:54 PM »

SHE HITS ME BUT ITS ALL. MY. FAULT. $:-\$

BTW, why invite a guy who was a total asshole to you and not the woman who has loved and cared for you all of your life? That's a pretty shitty thing to do...

morphix · « **Reply #40 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:23:58 PM »

ZomBz, you should tell your mom about the wedding.

Wait till the day before or the morning of to minimize her reaction.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #41 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:25:06 PM »

well its not the whole story but its the reason why my family wont be at the wedding for the most part.

she left me cause i was sick and not there emotionally for her when she needed me. I was sick, so she went behind my back and hooked up with someone. She then got into an accident and i took care of her. she was in a coma for 4 weeks after teh accident and i payed for the bills and her mother wanted to pull the plug on her. I loved the girl still and i was still fucked up at the time. He left her while she was in a coma.

Later we tried to reconsile and i got a place near her home then she was kicked out and i let her stay at my place with the condition that she work and thats it. We've been on this new roller coaster since then.

My mom doesnt like the idea of me getting married. I know it she wants to be an over controling freak about it. And i know that cause thats what my grandmother is. So yeah i dont know, hell i dont even think my dad is gonna come. I'm not important to him so yeah i just like the thought that i'll have someone there for me but yeah aint happening.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:28:05 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on September 20, 2006, 04:25:06 PM

she left me cause i was sick and not there emotionally for her when she needed me. I was sick, so she went behind my back and hooked up with someone. She then got into an accident and i took care of her. she was in a coma for 4 weeks after teh accident and i payed for the bills and her mother wanted to pull the plug on her. I loved the girl still and i was still fucked up at the time. He left her while she was in a coma.

Wow, you should kinda rethink this marriage. No offense, but this girl just doesn't seem.... THERE for you.

At all. $:-\$

morphix · « **Reply #43 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:33:28 PM »

:'(

ZomBz just needs love.

We can still make that bike gang, leave all our troubles behind...

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #44 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:37:18 PM »

I've always been the knight in shining armor who was really the village idiot. I've always been there for her through it all. I love her its blind kinda love, especially since she doesnt know how to love really. She knows only infatuation, thats why she has to have stuff to make her happy. Its just how she is. I've come to understand that. She's been through a lot in her life. And i have a lot of love to give. And she's special to me so i devoted my life to trying to turn the tide.

so far its not gotten me anywhere but i feel better that i'm doing something instead of not. I couldnt live with myself the guilt would kill me.

Biker gang is a go we gotta make leather jackets now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:43:01 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on September 20, 2006, 04:25:06 PM

well its not the whole story but its the reason why my family wont be at the wedding for the most part.

she left me cause i was sick and not there emotionally for her when she needed me. I was sick, so she went behind my back and hooked up with someone. She then got into an accident and i took care of her. she was in a coma for 4 weeks after teh accident and i payed for the bills and her mother wanted to pull the plug on her. I loved the girl still and i was still fucked up at the time. He left her while she was in a coma.

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I love her its blind kinda love, especially since she doesnt know how to love really. She knows only infatuation, thats why she has to have stuff to make her happy. Its just how she is. I've come to understand that. She's been through a lot in her life. And i have a lot of love to give. And she's special to me so i devoted my life to trying to turn the tide.

...so you're going to marry her?

I hate bumping into other people's business, but it sounds to me like you need to work things out before you get married. She doesn't sound caring at all

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #46 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:48:05 PM »

Like i said before the marriage is just paper. $:-\$ she's in a situation that i cant help with while she's not with me. I can help her once we get married. I dont want her to face some serious charges so thats why were getting married. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:31:32 PM »

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I love her its blind kinda love, especially since she doesnt know how to love really. She knows only infatuation, thats why she has to have stuff to make her happy

denial much?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #48 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:34:32 PM »

$:-\$ dont judge me for being in denial i cant help it right now. I'm not at a place where i can. I'm a codependent so denial is part of the game.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #49 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:44:22 PM »

ZomBz... $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:47:41 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** September 20, 2006, 06:01:42 PM »

well, at least you aren't in denial about being in denial -- or something!

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Author Topic: Bz, when is your wedding? (Read 6601 times)

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