Author Topic: Allow me to introduce myself: I am Discouragement Kitten. (Read 10676 times)

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **on:** July 08, 2007, 12:10:40 AM »

You might ask yourself "Who is that?" and "Why are they here?" and "Why am I such a moron?" Well here I've decided to post a little about myself. My mission statement. My world view.

I'm here to tell you that you can't do it - whatever that might be.

Your friends probably don't like you very much, if at all. Your parents are bitter that you stole the best years of their lives right out from under them. That vacant look you find scute in my eyes is really indicative of the fact that I cannot muster up the emotion to get excited about seeing you. The awful truth is that you're mediocre in every way - if you even manage to achieve a level of mediocrity.

Your intelligence is slightly below average at best.

You can't really accomplish anything you set your mind to, because you are too stupid to focus on anything for more than 19 seconds. This fact is likely caused by the fact that your mother drank paint thinner while pregnant with you in order to induce miscarriage or even better, suicide.

Your phobias are all grounded in reality and will always hold you back.

It's unlikely that you will lose that extra 40-100 lbs.

To sum it up, I've buried lumps of shit in my litter box with more charisma, creativity, smarts and luck than you.

I'm sorry; I don't relish telling you this. I just tire of watching you bust your ass to accomplish things that will never come to fruition.

My best quality - I can ascertain if I hate you on sight. It's opposite of the whole "love at first sight" asscock.. Some say this keen sense borders on magic - personally I think it's sheer talent.

I'm now opening the floor up to your questions. So it be known some commonly asked questions are:

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Dear Discouragement Kitten,

Why am I such a moron?

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Dear Discouragement Kitten,

Will I ever find true happiness?

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Dear, Discouragement Kitten,
My friend moved to West Virginia with some white trash man that beats her up and calls the cops on her ever time she has a drink (they met in Rehab). Two questions: 1) why does he think it's ok to drink if he won't let her (and why does he smoke so much pot?) and 2) do you think she'll break the cycle of addiction long enough to leave him?

Answer:

I stopped reading after West Virginia.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:14:42 AM »

Nice.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:14:51 AM »

This kinda humor was funny with the Simpsons was still popular. I am rejecting your application.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:16:19 AM »

Is that cloudwalking?

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:16:41 AM »

What?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:17:04 AM »

Thats Junpei, he told me via PM

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:18:21 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 08, 2007, 12:17:04 AM

Thats Junpei, he told me via PM

This is true,I'm a pre-op mtf transsexual.Nice to meet chu.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:18:47 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:21:14 AM »

.............

What the fuck Junpei.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:25:43 AM »

Name Change approved!

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:32:17 AM »

The spirit of Discouragement Kitten lives on.

Coming Soon: Deflation Cat

Candyflip · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:35:22 AM »

First day back and you've already got a distinguished mentally-challenged thread under your belt. Awesome.

Vizzys · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:36:32 AM »

lol teenagers

T234 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:39:40 AM »

GET THE FUCK OUT BORYS

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:40:48 AM »

DAY WALKERRRRRRRRRRRR!?

??!!

My absence has been entirely voluntary and will likely continue after I settle the score with the day walker.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:40:57 AM »

Quote from: Viz on July 08, 2007, 12:36:32 AM

lol teenagers

Come on Viz,change it.

For moi.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:54:35 AM »

Shut the fuck up, Lemurs.

Vizzys · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:56:56 AM »

^ best name here

T234 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:57:06 AM »

My nemesis is back.

BK=suck ass

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2007, 12:58:57 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 08, 2007, 12:40:57 AM

Quote from: Viz on July 08, 2007, 12:36:32 AM
lol teenagers

Come on Viz,change it.

For moi.

[youtube=425,350]Ie7C3c6lNN4[/youtube]

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2007, 01:38:53 AM »

Who are you and why should I care?

Cyanista · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:16:15 AM »

You guys promised me no lemurs. YOU PROMISED.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:25:19 AM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 08, 2007, 03:16:15 AM

You guys promised me no lemurs. YOU PROMISED.

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abrader · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2007, 09:41:39 AM »

So let me get this straight:

- Yer that 16 yer old kid from Opa Ages

- You have cancer

- in light of having cancer ypu troll up every forum on the web

- You hot chat with wobe, and then try to entrap him by telling everyone he showed you his wanger to wanger on the webcam and asked to see yer tittas (I dont kow who to blame, Wobe you or both)

WTF mate - this isnt real RIGHT?

Cyanista · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2007, 01:40:51 PM »

Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.

abrader · « **Reply #25 on:** July 08, 2007, 01:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 08, 2007, 01:40:51 PM

Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.

The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.

What I notice in the current day trolls, is their lack of continuity from board to board and post to post.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #26 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:35:38 PM »

Quote from: abrader on July 08, 2007, 09:41:39 AM

So let me get this straight:

- Yer that 16 yer old kid from Opa Ages

- You have cancer

- in light of having cancer ypu troll up every forum on the web

- You hot chat with wobe, and then try to entrap him by telling everyone he showed you his wanger to wanger on the webcam and asked to see yer tittas (I dont kow who to blame, Wobe you or both)

WTF mate - this isnt real RIGHT?

I don't have cancer. I've been posting here for a while now. I just took a few month vacation from here because I was bored with the place.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:36:43 PM »

Quote from: abrader on July 08, 2007, 01:57:39 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 08, 2007, 01:40:51 PM
Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.

The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.

What I notice in the current day trolls, is their lack of continuity from board to board and post to post.

There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.

abrader · « **Reply #28 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Lemurs: The Sequel on July 08, 2007, 02:36:43 PM

Quote from: abrader on July 08, 2007, 01:57:39 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on July 08, 2007, 01:40:51 PM
Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.

The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.

What I notice in the current day trolls, is their lack of continuity from board to board and post to post.

There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.

OK well just draw and post some more pictures and I dont care...

your (or whoever)s drawings are great.

I thought I saw someone say you had cancer or were dying or some nonsense.

I dont pay attention and often im a bit buzzed, etc.. when browsing forums (explains my sometimes horrid typing)

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #29 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:46:13 PM »

The fact that you say you're an EX psyche student makes me even more irritated at you.

abrader · « **Reply #30 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:50:43 PM »

Quote from: Lemurs: The Sequel on July 08, 2007, 02:46:13 PM

The fact that you say you're an EX psyche student makes me even more irritated at you.

Oh yeah?

And just what are you going to do about it?

Tell me.

Cyanista · « **Reply #31 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:57:04 PM »

What's funny is that she claimed to be fourteen in 2002-2003. Now, four to five years later she claims to be sixteen.

Not a ploy to get the attention of pedos at all. See why I am adamant about the no lemurs thing? Seriously, I am pretty sure it was in writing somewhere...

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #32 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:58:10 PM »

In my experience, all the psyche students I've ever known are pseudo intellectual douche bags who want nothing more out of their courses than to inject their class notes into every day instances of random douche baggery.

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The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.

You self important bag of dicks.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #33 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:00:29 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 08, 2007, 02:57:04 PM

What's funny is that she claimed to be fourteen in 2002-2003. Now, four to five years later she claims to be sixteen.

Not a ploy to get the attention of pedos at all. See why I am adamant about the no lemurs thing? Seriously, I am pretty sure it was in writing somewhere...

Actually I don't think you were around when I was around. I pre-date you on OA/GA iirc. When I first came to OA I was 13 and this was in early 2004. When I first came to GA it was maybe a year or so before I went to OA and I never said my age or anything else about me because I didn't want to get banned for being underage.

abrader · « **Reply #34 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Lemurs: The Sequel on July 08, 2007, 02:58:10 PM

In my experience, all the psyche students I've ever known are pseudo intellectual douche bags who want nothing more out of their courses than to inject their class notes into every day instances of random douche baggery.

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The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.

You self important bag of dicks.

Thats EX student....I ended up with a MIS BA and an MBA. I am a business sociopath - not a situational highlighter.

Dont fukkin rope me in with those hippies - I just find watever bullshyt that may be going on in this thread to be entertaining.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #35 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:06:32 PM »

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So shut the fuck up you stupid lying bitch. You weren't even around in 2002-2003 on OA OR GA. Shit I wasn't even on OA in 2002-2003. I remember when I came to GA Soul Caliber 2 was being discussed a lot before it came out.

Cyanista · « **Reply #36 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:09:45 PM »

I posted as A la rice on OA back in it's ezboard days and through the new forum. Goofball. I remember you.

Cyanista · « **Reply #37 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:12:53 PM »

Quote from: Lemurs: The Sequel on July 08, 2007, 02:36:43 PM

There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.

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Shit I wasn't even on OA in 2002-2003. I remember when I came to GA Soul Caliber 2 was being discussed a lot before it came out.

Whatever. I suppose you're no worse than any other internet liar, except that the way the community pokes you with a stick is decidedly more distasteful to me.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #38 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:22:15 PM »

Sure you did! Then you'll remember that I said a lot of things before Lonestar gave hans pictures that I sent to him (not weird pictures) and hans posted him. Before that I didn't talk about my personal life at all.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #39 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:23:38 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 08, 2007, 03:12:53 PM

Quote from: Lemurs: The Sequel on July 08, 2007, 02:36:43 PM

There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.

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Shit I wasn't even on OA in 2002-2003. I remember when I came to GA Soul Caliber 2 was being discussed a lot before it came out.

Whatever. I suppose you're no worse than any other internet liar, except that the way the community pokes you with a stick is decidedly more distasteful to me.

I thought I joined OA in 03 which is an easy mistake to make since I joined in Feb of 04. I corrected myself as soon as I looked at my statistics. I definately joined GA sometime in 2002 or 2003.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #40 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:26:57 PM »

this is one of my fave gifs on the intartubes!

ladies: fighting over who has been online longer is not a good look.

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #41 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:31:36 PM »

I don't like being called a liar. I'm not even sure what she's accusing me of lying about. I'm going through my history on OA and so fourth and am finding stuff like this.

http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10714&hl=lemurs

rofl I don't think I said my age legitimately until Hans/Lonestar posted their shit on the forum. I'm trying to find the topic but I think Catz or Sonnarrat deleted it when it happened because I freaked out. IIRC Sonnarrat was demodded as a result.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:33:50 PM »

Quote from: Lemurs: The Sequel on July 08, 2007, 03:31:36 PM

I don't like being called a liar.

Then stop posting, because everything you pretty much have ever typed is a lie. And even if it wasn't, why are you so concerned with people believing you?

To put it blunt: fucking die already

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #43 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:47:24 PM »

Nobody likes you Saint Cornhole.

Because it derails topics. See any time someone insults me I strike back with equal ferocity. Unless it's you... in which case it pretty much rolls off my back.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #44 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:52:02 PM »

When it rolls off your back, does it come in contact with any tubing or IVs sticking out of your frail lil' frame? If so, that's kinda hot. a/s/l?

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #45 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:54:01 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #46 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:55:35 PM »

Seriously, commit suicide. You have nothing at all to live for. But before you go, fry me up some Lumpia k? You look like you could make that shit happen.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:58:50 PM »

any attention is good attention rite?

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #48 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:58:59 PM »

Rite.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #49 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:59:32 PM »

bububub you guyz are so mean I'm going to make a thread about it at OA

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #50 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:02:06 PM »

As far as I'm aware, and I am pretty out of the loop. Nobody likes you here nor there.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:03:19 PM »

When you say "nobody" do you mean the gang of joke characters and CF sufferers?

bud · « **Reply #52 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:04:02 PM »

you guys are fucking pathetic

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #53 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:05:01 PM »

I'm sorry bud, tell me how to be cool

Lemurs: The Sequel · « **Reply #54 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:06:21 PM »

Wiffle ball bats.

bud · « **Reply #55 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:06:46 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2007, 04:05:01 PM

I'm sorry bud, tell me how to be cool

post boob gifs

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:07:27 PM »

Shuri · « **Reply #57 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:08:06 PM »

The first post had charm. You guys need to stop pilling up on her everytime she posts. It's getting kind of weird. Evilbore better not turn into GAF where people manage to run out every female posters. What is this, grade school?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:11:32 PM »

Oh shut the fuck up you whiny cunt.

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:20:57 PM »

Who's whining, Corny?

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Author Topic: Allow me to introduce myself: I am Discouragement Kitten. (Read 10676 times)