Author Topic: Shenmoo appreciation thread (Read 3070 times)

Himu · « **on:** July 08, 2007, 02:28:45 AM »

this game is the most hilarious game ever. i can confirm it. here, watch.

[youtube=425,350]L52OIIZHaKE[/youtube]

Y2kev supports this movement and it's the truth. SHENMUE LIVES ON FOREVER.

y2kev · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:29:48 AM »

You bet.

Fuku san! FUKU SAN!
Can't you hear their shouting at night?
Let me know if you hear any rumors.

This game's dialog is so funny.

"I don't usually want to go to such a bar."

HEARTBEATS BAR

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:31:28 AM »

NO SAG. NICE SKIN.

HEY MR. WANNA WRESTLE

OH FUKU SAN FUKU SAN. UH UH UH.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:31:50 AM »

what an awful, awful "game". aborting it in its second trimester is the only smart thing sega has done recently, besides vf5 360.

y2kev · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:32:55 AM »

"You know, all the sailors are big men..."
"Do they have tattoos?"
"Some of those men do."

Nozomi: The sailors don't fucking come here Ryo, I have a VAGINA

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:36:10 AM »

LET'S GET SWEATY

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:36:27 AM »

I would rather watch Transformers than play these piles of shit again. Killed Sega DEAD.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:39:21 AM »

Phantasy Star Universe > Shenmue

y2kev · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:43:38 AM »

WE NEVER PRACTICE ANYMORE
Pllleeeaasseee I'm beggging you

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:44:31 AM »

Ahahaha

If you hear any rumors tell me

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:50:34 AM »

Virtua Quest > Shenmue

y2kev · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:55:03 AM »

At least we're not talking about the Darkness

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:58:37 AM »

Shenmue > The Darkness

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2007, 05:02:12 AM »

Im downloading Shenmue now, 'just to see what the fuss is about'

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2007, 05:04:39 AM »

Its on my long list of sega games Ive barely played, yet hate with a passion.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2007, 07:09:54 AM »

I would hoist it onto a pedestal with Panzer Dragoon Orta, and by hoist I mean lower,

lower into my trash can (it's not a particularly nice trash can either). It's still better than Silent Hill 2 though.

Sega going bankrupt was divine intervention, God expelled them from the console biz and sent his only beloved company AM2 to die and redeem them. HALLELUJAH!

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:25:44 PM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on July 08, 2007, 07:09:54 AM

I would hoist it onto a pedestal with Panzer Dragoon Orta, and by hoist I mean lower,

lower into my trash can (it's not a particularly nice trash can either). It's still better than Silent Hill 2 though.

Sega going bankrupt was divine intervention, God expelled them from the console biz and sent his only beloved company AM2 to die and redeem them. HALLELUJAH!

The fact that Panzer Dragoon Orta is in the trash says a lot.

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:27:00 PM »

when are you going to see miami vice.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:27:48 PM »

When netflix gets my last batch of movies in a fucking week ago.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2007, 05:14:35 PM »

shenmoo!!!!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2007, 05:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 08, 2007, 02:31:50 AM

what an awful, awful "game". aborting it in its second trimester is the only smart thing sega has done recently, besides vf5 360.

It sure can't beat the Princess Maker RPGs or whatever kinda wackyjappy bullshit you play, that's for sure.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2007, 06:16:52 PM »

Princess Maker actually has gameplay and game systems, though.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2007, 06:18:05 PM »

So does Shenmue though. To disagree is histrionic.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2007, 08:02:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 08, 2007, 03:25:44 PM

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on July 08, 2007, 07:09:54 AM
I would hoist it onto a pedestal with Panzer Dragoon Orta, and by hoist I mean lower,

lower into my trash can (it's not a particularly nice trash can either). It's still better than Silent Hill 2 though.

Sega going bankrupt was divine intervention, God expelled them from the console biz and sent his only beloved company AM2 to die and redeem them. HALLELUJAH!

The fact that Panzer Dragoon Orta is in the trash says a lot.

That the game isn't worth the $11.99 I payed for it? To be fair it isn't in the trash I'm thinking about selling it back for $3.00 or how ever much they will give me. Horrible gameplay mechanics and nonsensical stories aren't features I look for in my games.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2007, 08:57:03 PM »

If you think any Panzer Dragoon has bad gameplay, there's no saving you. You're probably apart of the "I play games for interactive stories" bunch, so I'm not bothering.

Shenmue, I'll give you. I can understand why someone can call it a shitty game. I even think it's a shitty game, even by adventure game standards, and I still admit I can love it.

But Panzer. lmao

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 10, 2007, 12:15:40 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 08, 2007, 08:57:03 PM

If you think any Panzer Dragoon has bad gameplay, there's no saving you. You're probably apart of the "I play games for interactive stories" bunch, so I'm not bothering.

Shenmue, I'll give you. I can understand why someone can call it a shitty game. I even think it's a shitty game, even by adventure game standards, and I still admit I can love it.

But Panzer. lmao

Shenmue was so awesome that Rockstar took it, added guns, prostitutes and carjacking and came up with GTAIII.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:43:17 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on July 10, 2007, 12:15:40 AM

Quote from: Himuro on July 08, 2007, 08:57:03 PM
If you think any Panzer Dragoon has bad gameplay, there's no saving you. You're probably apart of the "I play games for interactive stories" bunch, so I'm not bothering.

Shenmue, I'll give you. I can understand why someone can call it a shitty game. I even think it's a shitty game, even by adventure game standards, and I still admit I can love it.

But Panzer. lmao
Shenmue was so awesome that Rockstar took it, added guns, prostitutes and carjacking and came up with GTAIII.

Um...GTA and Shenmue are so different. I mean, they have similarities, but...uh, the level of detail in Shenmue hasn't been surpassed by GTA. Ever. Until GTAIV.

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Author Topic: Shenmoo appreciation thread (Read 3070 times)