Author Topic: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition) (Read 1585 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** July 08, 2007, 02:56:46 AM »

Sure its raping the book and completely missing the point, but there may be SOME CG in there somewhere!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:57:57 AM »

does it have ROBOTS FIGHTING i ask you because that's all it takes to get a B-!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2007, 02:58:57 AM »

VAMPIRES THAT WILL PROBABLY END UP BEING ROBOTS BUT THATS OK SMITH HAS ALL OF NEW YORK TO PILFER IN HIS FIGHT AGAINST EVIL!

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:01:45 AM »

Is Michael Bay/Sam Raimi directing it?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:13:36 AM »

you mean the michael bay, the legendary 2nd unit director AND the 2nd best action director currently in hollywood, who brought us such cinematic classics as bad boys, bad boys 2 and pearl harbor?

willco and shake are officially bedfellows. this transformers apologism reads like the classic spin efforts of the bk beast.

we should have an evilbore competition to see who can write a review of iron man in willco's breathlessly apologistic style, before iron man is released. whoever has the review that most closely mimics willco's inevitable excuses for yet another third-rate licensed property turned cg-addled blockbuster will win an amazing prize package.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:16:06 AM »

I predict the Transformers Fiasco will turn into a major:

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:20:12 AM »

IT HAS WILL SMITH IN IT

Fresh' Prince

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:21:47 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 08, 2007, 03:20:55 AM

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fixt

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:22:38 AM »

* BlueTsuAnimu pours one out to failed manufactured memes

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:22:49 AM »

willco, admit that you -- like any tarheel at a toby keith concert -- got all jonesed up on audience reaction and cornball spectacle, and missed the fact that you were in the presence of something wholly without merit. give transformers the d- it deserves and acknowledge that perception does not dictate reality!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:27:26 AM »

I Am Legend will be trash.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2007, 04:06:23 AM »

God, I'm gone for a few hours and you guys do this?

In other news, I Am Legend looks pretty bad.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2007, 05:44:25 AM »

This movie can not fail. Will Smith. Vampires. CG.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2007, 05:50:37 AM »

I can't wait to here his rap song for this movie.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2007, 05:55:21 AM »

Sadly he's stopped doing them, now that's he a 'serious' actor. Rapper-Actor Fresh Prince > Actor-Rapper Will Smith.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2007, 06:13:26 AM »

we should have a contest to make up fake I Am Legend rap songs

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2007, 06:31:12 AM »

I ROBOT
U ROBOT
ME ROBOT
WE ROBOT

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2007, 06:37:10 AM »

to be fair, can it really be much worse then The Omega Man? Outside of its first half-hour its dated crap.

Now Logan's Run, there's a remake in the future to get properly riled about.

bud · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2007, 07:22:24 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsuAnimu on July 08, 2007, 03:20:12 AM

IT HAS WILL SMITH IN IT

Fresh' Prince

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2007, 11:06:35 AM »

Who will read the awesome book after watching the lame movie

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2007, 11:56:23 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 08, 2007, 03:13:36 AM

we should have an evilbore competition to see who can write a review of iron man in willco's breathlessly apologistic style, before iron man is released.

If you set this up, I will enter (and win.)

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2007, 01:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Lil' Slugger on July 08, 2007, 03:16:06 AM

I predict the Transformers Fiasco will turn into a major:

(Image removed from quote.)

OHMYGAWD.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2007, 07:27:54 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 08, 2007, 06:13:26 AM

we should have a contest to make up fake I Am Legend rap songs

Holy shit

That would be hilarious

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Author Topic: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition) (Read 1585 times)