Armageddon was SOOO shitty. And not just because the science was distinguished mentally-challenged, not just because the characters were annoying (Liv Tyler

), not just because the effects were pants.
But because Bruce Willis and "Weepy Melodrama" mix together about as well as Charles Bronson and Romantic Comedy. Yeah, that's what I want to see in every adventure film I go to see, 40 minutes of unearned sentiment.
Every Uwe Boll film I've seen was better then Armageddon, I still won't watch Pearl Harbor, no freaking way would I do that on purpose.*
*one of my bosses (the openly racist, very not-nice one) said she couldn't trust the Academy Awards anymore after Pearl Harbor didn't even get nominated for best picture. I swear this is true.