Author Topic: We should start a heist club (Read 2783 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 09, 2007, 04:19:57 PM »

Y'know, to like, rob banks and stuff. It looks pretty sweet in every movie I've seen.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:22:16 PM »

can I be the brad pitt guy?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:22:35 PM »

I get to be Robert Deniro

anongrl · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:24:04 PM »

I'm in!

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:24:25 PM »

I'll be the token introvert, caffiene-addled white guy hacker duder.

I vote MAF for explosives/demolition, and Drinky as the erudite brawler.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:25:34 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:26:07 PM »

Who do I get to be?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:27:23 PM »

Your mother?

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:29:55 PM »

I want to sleep with enemy and fall in love.

tu y yo durmiendo con los enemigos

anongrl · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:31:23 PM »

I am sooooo Harley... Who want's to be Ivy?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:31:57 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on July 09, 2007, 04:24:25 PM

I'll be the token introvert, caffiene-addled white guy hacker duder.

What will Mandark be?

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I vote MAF for explosives/demolition, and Drinky as the erudite brawler.

Good fits. I think we can squeeze TVC 15 in as the morally ambiguous, slightly psychotic merc type.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:34:22 PM »

Who gets to be the undercover that is confused about whether he is a cop or a criminal?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:35:03 PM »

That sounds like Malek.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:36:05 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 09, 2007, 04:30:55 PM

Mupepe can be the turncoat

sounds good to me

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:38:01 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 09, 2007, 04:37:16 PM

What about the young gun with new ideas on how things should be done (perhaps a family friend or son of one of the veterans) who fucks things up and dies in a tender scene?

Father_Mike totally

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:39:18 PM »

I don't want to have to lose another man. :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:40:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2007, 04:39:18 PM

I don't want to have to lose another man. :'(

Willco, can we be secret lovers?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:45:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 04:40:01 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 09, 2007, 04:39:18 PM
I don't want to have to lose another man. :'(
Willco, can we be secret lovers?

That's not what a Mexican standoff is about, you dumb beaner.

Mandark · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:49:01 PM »

Drinky's the grizzled old man who comes back for one last job, like Bill Munny or Gene Hackman in Heist.

MAF's the personable, loud one who snaps and starts shooting, like Mr. Blonde in Resevoir Dogs.

TVC is Doc Erwin Riedenschneider from the Asphalt Jungle.

am nintenho is the Edward Norton character who pretends to be distinguished mentally-challenged, only in this case it's not pretend.

Mupepe's the doctor who lost his license for molesting sedated patients, and now stitches up small-time hoods who caught a bullet during a job.

Willco is the kingpin who bankrolls the job, and plans to cut the gang out of the profits as he fences the goods. CG's obviously his moll.

Boogie and malek are Peter Stormare and Steve Buscemi from Fargo, respectively.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:51:00 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 04:26:07 PM

Who do I get to be?

we could both play the brad pitt character because we so sexy

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2007, 04:53:09 PM »

Who is the crazy Frenchman with the AIDS? (just watched Killing Zoe

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 04:53:09 PM

Who is the crazy Frenchman with the AIDS? (just watched Killing Zoe )

Futami

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:10:32 PM »

I want to be the funny guy with the UK accent

Robo · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:14:09 PM »

This gang is seriously lacking in cannon fodder/black folks.

FatalT · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:16:27 PM »

I want to be the random pedestrian who gets shot during the huge shootout between the heist gang and the police.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #25 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:20:07 PM »

I'm Indian, and since I have a UK accent I can avoid the usual racial stereotyping

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:21:37 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 09, 2007, 05:20:07 PM

I'm Indian, and since I have a UK accent I can avoid the usual racial stereotyping

well we need you to audition first. post a video of you making some cool one-liners.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:21:59 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 09, 2007, 05:10:32 PM

I want to be the funny guy with the UK accent

You get to be the woofer in The Full Monty

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:23:27 PM »

I want to be Bobby Peru.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:23:37 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 09, 2007, 05:14:09 PM

This gang is seriously lacking in cannon fodder/black folks.

Don't worry. We have several black members who can be the brother that dies within 5 minutes of the operation.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:24:56 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 09, 2007, 05:20:07 PM

I'm Indian, and since I have a UK accent I can avoid the usual racial stereotyping

Not the usual stereotyping, but we can bling you up and make you the super chav wheelman if you have that accent.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #31 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:26:31 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 09, 2007, 05:20:07 PM

I'm Indian, and since I have a UK accent I can avoid the usual racial stereotyping

Aren't there still stereotypes about Indians in the UK? Didn't some white British chick get in major trouble for making racist attacks against a fellow Indian contestant on a reality show?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #32 on:** July 09, 2007, 05:29:23 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on July 09, 2007, 05:24:56 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 09, 2007, 05:20:07 PM
I'm Indian, and since I have a UK accent I can avoid the usual racial stereotyping

Not the usual stereotyping, but we can bling you up and make you the super chav wheelman if you have that accent.

This is good, it will play into the "all taxi drivers are Indians" stereotype. How about I have a habit of listening to Bollywood music really loudly while driving to heists in the van and this irritates all the other members of the club.

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Author Topic: We should start a heist club (Read 2783 times)