Author Topic: Threesome (Read 2492 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** July 10, 2007, 01:05:54 AM »

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:06:27 AM »

add it now!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:07:33 AM »

YES ADD IT WILLCO

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:09:07 AM »

The fucking one on the bottom is upside down

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:12:36 AM »

True story. My best friend in College and his girlfriend freaked me out because I think they wanted me to join in a threesome. His girlfriend was a sexy blonde with a hot body but I just wasn't interested in threesomes. She would look me right in the eyes when they were making out which was really uncomfortable. On my birthday, she also put her arms around me and told me she wanted to give me a really good birthday present. One time, my friend was feeling her up right in front of me and looked like he was about to go down on her. I fled before things got weirder. I pretty much didn't hang out with the two of them after that incident. His relationship with his GF was really detrimental to our friendship.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:13:32 AM »

Ah, that's happened to everyone. Do you know what a gloryhole is?

Mandark · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:14:59 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 10, 2007, 01:13:32 AM

Ah, that's happened to everyone. Do you know what a gloryhole is?

I used to, but now anongrl's got me all confused.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2007, 01:37:21 AM »

You're staying?

abrader · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2007, 09:11:31 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 10, 2007, 01:12:36 AM

True story. My best friend in College and his girlfriend freaked me out because I think they wanted me to join in a threesome. His girlfriend was a sexy blonde with a hot body but I just wasn't interested in threesomes. She would look me right in the eyes when they were making out which was really uncomfortable. On my birthday, she also put her arms around me and told me she wanted to give me a really good birthday present. One time, my friend was feeling her up right in front of me and looked like he was about to go down on her. I fled before things got weirder. I pretty much didn't hang out with the two of them after that incident. His relationship with his GF was really detrimental to our friendship.

Regrets?
In those situations you gotta hit it while everyone is temp insaine.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2007, 09:14:21 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 10, 2007, 01:12:36 AM

True story. My best friend in College and his girlfriend freaked me out because I think they wanted me to join in a threesome. His girlfriend was a sexy blonde with a hot body but I just wasn't interested in threesomes. She would look me right in the eyes when they were making out which was really uncomfortable. On my birthday, she also put her arms around me and told me she wanted to give me a really good birthday present. One time, my friend was feeling her up right in front of me and looked like he was about to go down on her. I fled before things got weirder. I pretty much didn't hang out with the two of them after that incident. His relationship with his GF was really detrimental to our friendship.

Thats so awesome in a creepy way

Christopher · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2007, 06:36:43 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 10, 2007, 01:12:36 AM

True story. My best friend in College and his girlfriend freaked me out because I think they wanted me to join in a threesome. His girlfriend was a sexy blonde with a hot body but I just wasn't interested in threesomes. She would look me right in the eyes when they were making out which was really uncomfortable. On my birthday, she also put her arms around me and told me she wanted to give me a really good birthday present. One time, my friend was feeling her up right in front of me and looked like he was about to go down on her. I fled before things got weirder. I pretty much didn't hang out with the two of them after that incident. His relationship with his GF was really detrimental to our friendship.

Me and my best friend joked about it with some girl, and she was like dead serious that she was gonna do it

...then we looked at each other like um? But nah not my thing either, but damn with his girlfriend that's some weird shit.

Shuri · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2007, 06:38:11 PM »

why the fuck would you want to have sex with some chick while you have some dude hitting it at the same time.

It's awkward

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2007, 06:41:02 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on July 10, 2007, 06:38:11 PM

why the fuck would you want to have sex with some chick while you have some dude hitting it at the same time.

It's awkward

From experience you speak? I'm surprised you'd let ONE dude hit much less two.

Shuri · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2007, 06:50:41 PM »

I'll let them hit it while you masturbate in the corner with that little pickle of yours

FatalT · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:01:33 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on July 10, 2007, 06:50:41 PM

I'll let them hit it while you masturbate in the corner with that little pickle of yours

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:16:56 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on July 10, 2007, 06:50:41 PM

I'll let them hit it while you masturbate in the corner with that little pickle of yours

Somehow I think you would make my dick really limp. For eternity.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on July 10, 2007, 06:38:11 PM

why the fuck would you want to have sex with some chick while you have some dude hitting it at the same time.

It's awkward

i think you're just a social outcast. it wouldn't be awkward, my dick is still in some girl. awesome

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:33:03 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 10, 2007, 07:29:49 PM

i think you're just a social outcast. it wouldn't be awkward, my dick is still in some girl. awesome

But little did you know, this is a cheeseburger SURPRISE! Your dick is in some DUDE!

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 10, 2007, 07:33:03 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 10, 2007, 07:29:49 PM
i think you're just a social outcast. it wouldn't be awkward, my dick is still in some girl. awesome

But little did you know, this is a cheeseburger SURPRISE! Your dick is in some DUDE!

is he tight?

John_Carmack · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:38:05 PM »

I could hook you up mupepe.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 10, 2007, 07:34:39 PM

is he tight?

I don't know, I left the measuring device in my other pair of pants.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:40:47 PM »

Quote from: John_Carmack on July 10, 2007, 07:38:05 PM

I could hook you up mupepe.

are you tight?

John_Carmack · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:44:48 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:46:01 PM »

Quote from: John_Carmack on July 10, 2007, 07:44:48 PM

yes

well, come over, fat boy.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #24 on:** July 11, 2007, 04:38:37 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 10, 2007, 07:33:03 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 10, 2007, 07:29:49 PM
i think you're just a social outcast. it wouldn't be awkward, my dick is still in some girl. awesome

But little did you know, this is a cheeseburger SURPRISE! Your dick is in some DUDE!

This made me lol thanks.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** July 11, 2007, 11:08:40 AM »

*tips hat*

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Author Topic: Threesome (Read 2492 times)