So iTunes sent around their weekly newletter that they send to all of their big prime whore slaves (I got 25 free video credits last week for being an especially big whore). Their big callout of the week was that they just added THE L WORD. Being that I have always wanted to watch this show but have been too filled with Man Shame to purchase it, I quickly hopped to iTunes only to discover. . .they only had seasons 2 to 4? WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASON 1? WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING ME SOME LESBIANS WHEN YOU WON'T GIVE ME ACCESS TO THE LESBIANIC BEGINNINGS TO THIS TONGUE-FLICKING SAGA? SOME OF US WANT TO WATCH FOR THE STORY, MR. JOBS!!!!