EVILBORE CONTEST: Pick an L Word episode for me to watch

[TVC15]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_l_word_episodes

Rules:  It has to be from seasons 2-4 and it has to sound fucking hot.

I will review for the Bore and my blog

[Van Cruncheon]

2x02 "Lap Dance" Lynne Stopkewich Ilene Chaiken February 27, 2005 
Tina hires a feminist lesbian lawyer named Joyce Wischnia, to help with her separation from Bette. Dana and Tonya have a get together with Dana's parents to discuss their upcoming nuptials. Ivan gives Kit the cold shoulder as she prepares to finalize her purchase of The Planet coffeehouse from Marina's visiting estranged husband. Jenny enrolls in a creative writing class at UCLA taught by the stern and cynical Charlotte Birch which the latest writing assignment makes Jenny decide to have a serious discussion with Robin regarding their relationship. Dana and Tonya take Alice, Shane, and Tina for a night on the town to a strip club. 

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2x11 "Loud and Proud" Rose Troche Elizabeth Hunter May 1, 2005 
Dana is stunned when she learns a big secret about her younger brother, Howie, when he tags along with her and Alice at the annual Gay Pride Parade of 2005. Mark tries to make amends with Jenny and Shane after he confesses about his videotaping of them. Kit and Bette keep a hospital bedside vigil for their father, Melvin, after learning that he has terminal prostate cancer but worse still, is refusing treatment. Tina also brings Helena along to the Gay Pride Parade, while Shane decides to try to open up to Carmen. Jenny uncovers a long-repressed and shocking memory about her childhood after visiting a bondage club. 

[CajoleJuice]

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[TVC15]

"Both Alice and Kit try out the Planet's Bisexual Speed-Dating hosted by Billie: Kit with Angelica's male nanny Angus, and Alice with a lesbian vampire named Uta. "

[CajoleJuice]

2x05    "Labyrinth"    Burr Steers    Rose Troche    March 20, 2005    
Bette tries to fix her relationship with Tina who temporarily settles in the house. Bette also gets some bad news at work when Helena Peabody arrives in Los Angeles to stay, and maliciously withdraws her grant from the CAC and gives a $100,000 grant to Tina's social work office. Things go from bad to worse for Bette when she later finds out that she was the last to know about Tina's pregnancy. Alice and Dana try taking their secret relationship to a different level with new sexual positions. Tonya throws a bachelorette party at The Planet with Dana's and Tonya's mothers in attendance, and Carmen as the DJ. Shane starts her new job as the PA to Veronica Bloom. Jenny gets some confidence from her new shortened hairstyle, while Mark launches a new video project, with both Jenny and Shane being the center of it.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

4x05    "Lez Girls"
Bette continues dating Nadia, her teaching assistant, despite knowing that their forbidden romance could jeopardize both of their careers. Alice ends her steamy affairwith Phyllis after meeting her husband Leonard. She also gets upset by one of Jenny's short stories which gets published in a magazine. Tina catches Angus in a compromising position.

[Yeti]

4x02 "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Alice meets Papi, a girl who lights up on The Chart even more than Shane, with over 1,000 conquests. Jenny is interviewed by a lesbain writer, named Stacey Merkin, for research for a new book. Bette starts her new job as the dean of California Art College and meets her new boss, Phyllis Kroll, who has some surprising news for her. After Helena's departure from the studio, a new guy takes the reigns as Tina's new boss. A homeless Helena asks to stay with Alice until she can find a place of her own. Max goes out on a date with a straight woman who is not aware of his former gender.