Author Topic: FUCK (Read 3689 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM »

The doorbell rang a few minutes ago, so I had to hurry up and get cleaned up. Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door. So I close it and look out the window, trying to see if anyone was walking down the street. I see this hot blonde walking away from the house! FUCK

She must have wanted to see the house. Oh shit I suck

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:34:22 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:35:59 PM »

I'm not really into blondes, but from what I saw she was hot. Very long hair, nice legs, not uber skinny. Dammit.

Hopefully she'll come back a little later.

Melissa · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM

Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.

Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:42:58 PM »

She probably just wanted some cock.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:44:05 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on September 20, 2006, 03:38:27 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM
Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???

PD runs to the door, opens it...

and his pants fall down. classic.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:45:02 PM »

I like to think that every time Phoenix Dark misses the opportunity to interact with members of the opposite sex, that maybe there is a God and I should reconsider finding religion.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on September 20, 2006, 03:38:27 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM
Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???

My pants were falling down though, so I needed a belt.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:50:30 PM »

lose some weight, chubs.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 20, 2006, 03:50:30 PM

lose some weight, chubs.

Wouldn't he need to gain weight?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:55:38 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2006, 03:51:32 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 20, 2006, 03:50:30 PM
lose some weight, chubs.
Wouldn't he need to gain weight?

Exactly. I weigh about 175 pounds. I'm about 6'3.

Luckily I have a someone built look to me, so I don't look too skinny

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:57:57 PM »

Maybe you should put a intercom up at the front door especially if your going to have multiple people at the house it would be nice and cheap to put one in every room. And then you wouldnt have missed the hot blonde.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:01:12 PM »

Fat guys always have their pants falling down cuz their blubber forces their too-tight pants to slide downwards. Y'ever see a plumber with his pants UP? Didn't think so!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:02:42 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 20, 2006, 04:01:12 PM

Fat guys always have their pants falling down cuz their blubber forces their too-tight pants to slide downwards. Y'ever see a plumber with his pants UP? Didn't think so!

Shut up!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:18:05 PM »

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2006, 11:40:33 PM »

Quote from: mogwaiOA on September 20, 2006, 03:44:05 PM

Quote from: Melissa on September 20, 2006, 03:38:27 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM
Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
PD runs to the door, opens it...

and his pants fall down. classic.

That would have been awesome

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2006, 11:42:10 PM »

No it wouldn't

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:10:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 11:42:10 PM

No it wouldn't

I would have waited in the bushes with one of these

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:12:37 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:10:26 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 11:42:10 PM
No it wouldn't

I would have waited in the bushes with one of these

What the fuck are those? Glow in the dark dildos...with a ring at the end...wtf

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:13:08 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:10:26 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 11:42:10 PM
No it wouldn't

I would have waited in the bushes with one of these

What the he..? Obscure reference FTL

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:14:54 AM »

whistles

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:16:12 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 21, 2006, 12:14:54 AM

whistles

Rape whistles?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:17:58 AM »

Slide WHISTLES!

Their the whistles that make the WEEEEEOOOOP SOUND.

COME ON NAW!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:20:56 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2006, 12:16:12 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on September 21, 2006, 12:14:54 AM
whistles
Rape whistles?

Rape whistles?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2006, 12:26:32 AM »

I don't Rape Whistles

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** September 21, 2006, 01:14:58 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:26:32 AM

I don't Rape Whistles

I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole

Hollywood · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2006, 02:59:14 PM »

There should be an option on this forum to send posts over to OA.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2006, 03:04:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2006, 01:14:58 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:26:32 AM
I don't Rape Whistles

I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2006, 03:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2006, 01:14:58 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:26:32 AM
I don't Rape Whistles

I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole

I don't let anything approach my butthole, you anal pig.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** September 21, 2006, 03:17:53 PM »

Sexual preferences revealed -- White Man says he's a pitcher, not a catcher!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** September 21, 2006, 04:06:25 PM »

Only on Evilbore

* BlueTsunami snaps his fingers and says "Awww Shucks!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:35:19 PM »

Update:

I got home from school today around 5:15, and before I got to my house the next door neighbor started talking to me. He said a "young lady" came over to his house wondering about the For Rent signs on the house next door (my house). I told him to tell her to come over in the afternoon or evening, since I know I'll be home around then.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:39:07 PM »

Now just wait patiently by the door. Wear no belt! And keep your hand out of those pants. Ignore that anticipation, act normal!

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Author Topic: FUCK (Read 3689 times)