Author Topic: lol harry potter ending spoiler plus i have a small penis (Read 8705 times)

Shuri · « **on:** July 12, 2007, 04:01:38 PM »

how do you feel about having the ending spoiled? she could at least avoid ripping off ep3

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:03:43 PM »

is this real? i need a source before i attempt to ruin pd's life.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:04:48 PM »

This isn't the first place I've seen this spoiler. It's either legit or just another stupid meme. Not believing until I see a photo of the page it's on.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:06:34 PM »

i don't want to get burned trying to make harry potter fans miserable.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:06:58 PM »

I demand a ban if this is a true spoiler. Spoilers for a literary masterpiece is unforgivable.

Shuri · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:09:02 PM »

it's litterature for children, don't take it seriously.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:09:14 PM »

and i demand a ban if it's false! it puts my troll reputation at risk!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:11:32 PM »

What a boring ending if true.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on July 12, 2007, 04:04:48 PM

This isn't the first place I've seen this spoiler. It's either legit or just another stupid meme. Not believing until I see a photo of the page it's on.

I'm with you. This is as legit as any of the other half dozen fake Potter spoilers people have been trying to float. Picture of the page or it's not real.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:13:01 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on July 12, 2007, 04:09:02 PM

it's litterature for children, don't take it seriously.

What do you know about litterature? You can't even spell a simple word correctly. J. K. Rowling will be remembered as the Shakespeare of the 21st century.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:14:03 PM »

Smooth Groove

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:14:18 PM »

@ name change

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:14:45 PM »

Post the spoiler again, please. Don't be a lesbian, cloud.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:26:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 12, 2007, 04:14:45 PM

Post the spoiler again, please. Don't be a lesbian, cloud.

Seconded.

Shuri · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:29:29 PM »

haha, cloudwalking hates freedom! Harry kills Hermoine by accident! YOU CANT STOP THE TRUTTHHHH

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:34:09 PM »

Wow, shuri is a fun spoiling twat. What a surprise.

I'm not into Harry Potter, I don't give a shit... but the delight you dorks get in ruining other peoples' fun is like reaching Prost levels of dorkiness.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:34:38 PM »

I did an hour workout in 40 minutes just to read the spoiler, what a gyp that was.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:35:59 PM »

Oh, cloud changed the title too. Well, that is kinda dick shuri

lol

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:36:05 PM »

go outside for a minute or two, demi.

Mandark · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:37:07 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 04:34:09 PM

Wow, shuri is a fun spoiling twat. What a surprise.

I'm not into Harry Potter, I don't give a shit... but the delight you dorks get in ruining other peoples' fun is like reaching Prost levels of dorkiness.

Word.

Spoiling is a bitch move, something a homo rapper would do.

Mondain · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius

Wow, shuri is a fun spoiling twat. What a surprise.

I'm not into Harry Potter, I don't give a shit... but the delight you dorks get in ruining other peoples' fun is like reaching Prost levels of dorkiness.

Errr man, you were laughing your ass off when we were spoiling Harry Potter 6 all around on OA two years ago, why do you now accuse people like that?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:38:28 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 12, 2007, 04:37:07 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 04:34:09 PM
Wow, shuri is a fun spoiling twat. What a surprise.

I'm not into Harry Potter, I don't give a shit... but the delight you dorks get in ruining other peoples' fun is like reaching Prost levels of dorkiness.

Word.

Spoiling is a bitch move, something a homo rapper would do.

...unless it's done to Phoenix Dark, right?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:39:05 PM »

If I actually read these books, I wouldn't believe all these spoilers anyway. I've heard a bunch of conflicting ones.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:39:14 PM »

I'm agreeing with Mandark more & more in my old age. I remember when I wanted to eat your soul, sans mustard

Quote from: Mondain on July 12, 2007, 04:38:18 PM

Errr man, you were laughing your ass off when we were spoiling Harry Potter 6 all around on OA two years ago, why do you now accuse people like that?

errr man, I don't think I was but like the statement above, I tend to change my ways from time to time. Fuck being hard, Cornelius is complicated.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:39:26 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 12, 2007, 04:38:28 PM

Quote from: Mandark on July 12, 2007, 04:37:07 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 04:34:09 PM
Wow, shuri is a fun spoiling twat. What a surprise.

I'm not into Harry Potter, I don't give a shit... but the delight you dorks get in ruining other peoples' fun is like reaching Prost levels of dorkiness.

Word.

Spoiling is a bitch move, something a homo rapper would do.

...unless it's done to Phoenix Dark, right?

Yes. I am anti-spoilering people, except PD. If I were going to spoil PD, I would do it in a way so that only he would be spoilered.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:40:04 PM »

And basically it's because Shuri is a rabblerousing cunt.

Mondain · « **Reply #26 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:40:57 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke

...unless it's done to Phoenix Dark, right?

Hehe, I might well sacrifice one of my 40 GAF joke accounts to send him a spoiling PM.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:41:24 PM »

Well, it's decided, this thread is about the Harry Potter spoiler going around. Glad we could talk about it.

So, let's see it. Post the spoiler again, Shuri.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:43:37 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

HARRY ACCIDENTALLY KILLED HERMIONE, RON COCKBLOCKED.

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Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:44:38 PM »

Anyways, we all know that Harry fucks a horse. Right?

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:45:10 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 12, 2007, 04:41:24 PM

Well, it's decided, this thread is about the Harry Potter spoiler going around. Glad we could talk about it.

So, let's see it. Post the spoiler again, Shuri.

He did. It's still there in his third post. It's as fake as the other 4 or so spoilers going around.

Actually, Corny, in Equus, he cuts out the horses eyes and rides them naked.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:45:58 PM »

I thought that was a joke post. Pretty tame spoiler.

I'm gonna go rent Order of the Phoenix for X360 this weekend.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:47:03 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 12, 2007, 04:45:10 PM

Actually, Corny, in Equus, he cuts out the horses eyes and rides them naked.

So what did you think of his willy?

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 04:47:03 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 12, 2007, 04:45:10 PM
Actually, Corny, in Equus, he cuts out the horses eyes and rides them naked.

So what did you think of his willy?

It looked thick, but he was limp, so it's difficult to make any real judgement. Let's just say there was potential.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:50:33 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 04:47:03 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 12, 2007, 04:45:10 PM
Actually, Corny, in Equus, he cuts out the horses eyes and rides them naked.

So what did you think of his willy?

i saw the magical wand a while back, it was a penis

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:50:59 PM »

That's going to be one hell of a Wii tie-in, Tauntaun.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:51:53 PM »

If that spoiler is true, then that's incredibly lame. It means Rowling didn't have the balls to really end this property, and has given herself plenty of leeway to return to the well after her next few non-Potter books are duds or if she needs a quick money grab.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:52:00 PM »

We need to get Cheebs to give us PD's address in exchange for lessening his punishment. Then we can send a singing telegram to his house to spoil it.

Make it happen, Federwang.

Mandark · « **Reply #38 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:52:12 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 12, 2007, 04:38:28 PM

...unless it's done to Phoenix Dark, right?

I suppose we could establish a continuum of civilianity, if you will. If anyone would be eligible for having his bubble burst, it would be PD.

But really. A lot of my favorite entertainment (Memento, LA Confidential, Jonathan Strange) lends itself to being spoiled, and it would have been NO FUN if that had happened to me.

If someone has to flex the muscle of superior aesthetic tastes, ridicule is enough 99% of the time.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ron not necessarily cockblocked...

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TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:53:00 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 12, 2007, 04:51:53 PM

If that spoiler is true, then that's incredibly lame. It means Rowling didn't have the balls to really end this property, and has given herself plenty of leeway to return to the well after her next few non-Potter books are duds or if she needs a quick money grab.

Why would you think this is true in comparison to all the other really fake sounding spoilers out there? It has just as much supporting evidence, ie none.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:53:37 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 12, 2007, 04:52:00 PM

We need to get Cheebs to give us PD's address in exchange for lessening his punishment. Then we can send a singing telegram to his house to spoil it.

Make it happen, Federwang.

YES. Everyone should chip in for this to happen.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:54:38 PM »

NOTHING HERE.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:55:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 04:50:59 PM

That's going to be one hell of a Wii tie-in, Tauntaun.

lol, I wonder how many wii calls I'll get tonight at gamestop, "YOU GOT DAT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:55:28 PM »

NOTHING HERE.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:56:05 PM »

I have PD's cell phone, i'm going to send him a text message

Mandark · « **Reply #45 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:56:53 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 12, 2007, 04:52:00 PM

We need to get Cheebs to give us PD's address in exchange for lessening his punishment. Then we can send a singing telegram to his house to spoil it.

Make it happen, Federwang.

Wouldn't need to jump the gun. Didn't PD say he reads one chapter a day, to better savor the narrative? You'd practically have a month after the actual release to still pull it off.

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:57:20 PM »

I have his number and address.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:58:02 PM »

Cheebs has his secret AIM screen name too. We can use that. Should I give him his account back for the information?

Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:59:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 12, 2007, 04:58:02 PM

Cheebs has his secret AIM screen name too. We can use that. Should I give him his account back for the information?

yes. i like cheebs. what do i get if i give you his cell number?

Shuri · « **Reply #49 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:59:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 12, 2007, 04:41:24 PM

Well, it's decided, this thread is about the Harry Potter spoiler going around. Glad we could talk about it.

So, let's see it. Post the spoiler again, Shuri.

HARRY KILLS HERMOINE BY ACCIDENT LIKE AT THE END OF SW:EP3

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:00:03 PM »

Yea, let Cheebs back. What he did wasn't nearly as bad as what Viz did.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »

[13:33] cheebo86: also his secret aim name is: [SN DELETED 'TILL WE REACH AN AGREEMENT]
[13:33] cheebo86: seriously
[13:33] cheebo86: he made it to ask me if spoilers were out
[13:33] cheebo86: he checks like everyday asking if he can check gaf and be safe
[13:33] cheebo86: lol

Should we let Cheebs back in for the AIM screen name?

Mandark · « **Reply #52 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:00:45 PM »

You don't need anything from Cheebs to find PD online...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:01:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 12, 2007, 04:58:02 PM

Cheebs has his secret AIM screen name too. We can use that. Should I give him his account back for the information?

I dunno, I want to send a singing telegram. That would be so awesome.

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:01:23 PM »

No.

1) PD probably set up the account so only people he has added to his list can contact him, so getting the name would be useless anyway.
2) Cheebs is probably lying.

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:02:05 PM »

I could have given you the secret aim account (hint guys: it has 'michelle' in it) I just sent him a text message <3

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:03:05 PM »

So I've got two YAY and one NAY (two NAY including Mandark's pseudo-NAY)?

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:04:10 PM »

Willco, my two points highlight why it should not be done. The information is useless, whether it is real or not.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #58 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 12, 2007, 05:03:05 PM

So I've got two YAY and one NAY (two NAY including Mandark's pseudo-NAY)?

No, I'll spoil it for him myself. Cheebs should stay gone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #59 on:** July 12, 2007, 05:05:20 PM »

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Author Topic: lol harry potter ending spoiler plus i have a small penis (Read 8705 times)