Author Topic: Mupepe is no fun: I'll make a topic where Prost can "deal me a low blow" (Read 2336 times)

Cyanista · « **on:** July 12, 2007, 04:07:08 PM »

Do you think I'm afeared of unfounded internet rumors? You know nothing of my life save what has been leaked on OPA AGES, so if you think you can hurt my feelings just go right ahead.

Nothing you say to me is going to change the fact that you are an e-grudging bore, nor is it going to change your own icky internet qualities.

You only ever come to this board to make sporadic WoW posts no one cares about and dis St. Cornelius. I think you have issues of your own.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:08:25 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 12, 2007, 04:07:08 PM

Do you think I'm afeared of unfounded internet rumors? You know nothing of my life save what has been leaked on OPA AGES, so if you think you can hurt my feelings just go right ahead.

Nothing you say to me is going to change the fact that you are an e-grudging bore, nor is it going to change your own icky internet qualities.

You only ever come to this board to make sporadic WoW posts no one cares about and dis St. Cornelius. I think you have issues of your own.

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I liked ur old avatar

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:08:59 PM »

Nice avatar change. Now I can ignore you.

Cyanista · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:09:33 PM »

Starting after that post, right?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:11:46 PM »

i wanna see prost get pwned by cyanista. fuck, i'd pay-per-view this fight.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:12:27 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:13:02 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 12, 2007, 04:07:08 PM

Do you think I'm afeared of unfounded internet rumors? You know nothing of my life save what has been leaked on OPA AGES, so if you think you can hurt my feelings just go right ahead.

Nothing you say to me is going to change the fact that you are an e-grudging bore, nor is it going to change your own icky internet qualities.

You only ever come to this board to make sporadic WoW posts no one cares about and dis St. Cornelius. I think you have issues of your own.

Damn, baby. You're hardcore.

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I locked the thread because I've seen Prost and SC argue probably as many times as I've seen SC and Stocky argue. If I can spare the forum from that, I will.

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ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:13:34 PM »

TBH, I'd rather see Catz defend his honor against her in a tub of lime Jello.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:15:52 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 12, 2007, 04:09:33 PM

Starting after that post, right?

I mean I'll ignore your awesome physical attributes,

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according to yourself.

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:16:04 PM »

i like to avoid sexualizing the internet females i occasionally interact with. there's porn for the internet sexy time and romance blossoms on the keyboard. i prefer to treat them as largely asexual voices in the ether, albeit ones more prone to dishonesty and treachery as per their deceitful gender.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:16:42 PM »

fuck that, i flirt with everyone.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 12, 2007, 04:16:04 PM

i like to avoid sexualizing the internet females i occasionally interact with. there's porn for the internet sexy time and romance blossoms on the keyboard. i prefer to treat them as asexual voices in the ether, albeit ones more prone to dishonesty and treachery as per their deceitful gender.

You ever have a sexy time with the mother in law?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:18:27 PM »

"flirt" seems like such a euphemism for what you do, 'peps.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:19:20 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 12, 2007, 04:18:01 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 12, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
i like to avoid sexualizing the internet females i occasionally interact with. there's porn for the internet sexy time and romance blossoms on the keyboard. i prefer to treat them as asexual voices in the ether, albeit ones more prone to dishonesty and treachery as per their deceitful gender.

You ever have a sexy time with the mother in law?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:19:45 PM »

I have nothing to say other than Prost is a pillowbiting, mammyramming douchechill.

Now you'll get a response, Cyanista.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:21:07 PM »

Prost is the congealed earnest holier-than-thou douchery of old-world USENET in a modern, less-articulate form!

Cyanista · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:21:40 PM »

This was actually my old, old avatar on OA. It makes me feel feisty.

Also, douchebags implying I should be grateful they are sparing me OHNOES INTERWEB HUMILIATION make me feel that way.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:23:13 PM »

Who implied that they were sparing you internet humiliation?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:24:03 PM »

He did. "I'll spare you my retort" or some haughty bullshit, only to turn around and tell the gurl she has issues!

edit: issues beyond the whole mustard thing, I mean.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:25:00 PM »

mustard is delicious

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:25:11 PM »

Quote from: Prost

Quote from: Cyanista on Today at 10:51:50 AM
Prost, the fact that you feel the need to mother his posting style is just weird. It's like the only reason you post on this board.

i COULD deal a REALLY low blow on that one, but nah.

why do you come to his aid? just because he has issues too?

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:25:36 PM »

oh shi' LOL

Cyanista · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:27:23 PM »

I'm sure he was going to say something about my daughter and/or the way I mother her. I'm also sure he thought he was quite clever for being smart enough to go there. I can almost see him doing the starburst lad's berries n cream dance, clapping his hands in glee.

OH TEEHEE I THOUGHT OF A JIBE!

Mandark · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 12, 2007, 04:07:08 PM

Do you think I'm afeared of unfounded internet rumors? You know nothing of my life save what has been leaked on OPA AGES, so if you think you can hurt my feelings just go right ahead.

Nothing you say to me is going to change the fact that you are an e-grudging bore, nor is it going to change your own icky internet qualities.

You only ever come to this board to make sporadic WoW posts no one cares about and dis St. Cornelius. I think you have issues of your own.

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:33:10 PM »

Cyanista · « **Reply #26 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:34:27 PM »

Get out of my thread with your stupid memes.

I like you tauntaun, but seriously. What does livejournal have to do with anything here? FFS.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 12, 2007, 04:34:27 PM

Get out of my thread with your stupid memes.

I like you tauntaun, but seriously. What does livejournal have to do with anything here? FFS.

/tauntaun

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:41:33 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 04:35:06 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 12, 2007, 04:34:27 PM
Get out of my thread with your stupid memes.

I like you tauntaun, but seriously. What does livejournal have to do with anything here? FFS.

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/tauntaun

OH SIT I GOTS CLAWS TOO!

livejournal was prost drama stuff and PM me a pic of your daughter, AWWWWW

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Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** July 12, 2007, 08:18:02 PM »

Gotta love EB drama.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** July 12, 2007, 08:38:19 PM »

Cyanista, I heard you may or may not have a vagina. Y/N?

Cyanista · « **Reply #31 on:** July 12, 2007, 08:46:29 PM »

I can neither confirm nor deny that at this juncture.

It bears mentioning, though, that my balls are never in question.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** July 12, 2007, 08:50:35 PM »

Can you comment on the possible rumors that you also may have some kind of martial arts background and/or culinary expertise?

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Author Topic: Mupepe is no fun: I'll make a topic where Prost can "deal me a low blow" (Read 2336 times)