Mustard.
A demigod amongst condiments.

Spicy brown, mmmmmm. Good on EVERYTHING! Sandwiches, pot roast, rotisserie chicken...

Honey mustard, mmmm. This one looks peppery, too. HOT HONEY MUSTARD CRAP WHY ISN'T A CHICKEN BATHING IN THAT RIGHT NOW FOR MY CONSUMPTION!?

The classic, mmm. Chili dogs, cheeseburgers, and yes - hot cheetos. So.Freaking.Good.
I love mustard.
