Author Topic: On a scale of 1 to 10, how perverted do I come across? (Read 3804 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** July 13, 2007, 03:04:33 AM »

There is a legit reason for this poll. How perverted/sick/whatever do you people think I really am, outside of the internet wackiness?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:05:54 AM »

please add 11

Mondain · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:07:08 AM »

very, very, VERY perverted for always having all these creepy pictures handy should one prove itself useful for a witty post

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 13, 2007, 03:07:19 AM

Apotemnophilia?

I've never heard of that before, do I really want to know what it means?

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:11:26 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 13, 2007, 03:07:19 AM

TVC maybe I should have asked what you consider a ten to be? Necrophilia? Apotemnophilia?

I'm. . .not quite sure. A certain poster just had a misunderstanding that was very SHOCKING to me, and made me question how I was publicly perceived.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:12:01 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2007, 03:11:26 AM

Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 13, 2007, 03:07:19 AM
TVC maybe I should have asked what you consider a ten to be? Necrophilia? Apotemnophilia?

I'm. . .not quite sure. A certain poster just had a misunderstanding that was very SHOCKING to me, and made me question how I was publicly perceived.

What misunderstanding was that?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:12:21 AM »

I added 11, because I am privvy to some of your deep, dark secrets that nobody knows about and it's enough to make me wonder if I have made a mistake in not calling the authorities!

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:18:48 AM »

Definitely an 8

bork · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:18:55 AM »

WTF, there's no option for 69?

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:19:24 AM »

I know TVC has a very disturbing image collection, but I believe most of it is "JEST FOR LAFFS" and is not intended for actual masturbatory use. I can see how someone unfamiliar with his sense of humor would think he is a very sick individual, however.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:24:33 AM »

You get 7 points just for being a sexual deviant. Your interests in unconsensual sex and freaky erotica gets your another 8 points. TVC15 sounds just about right.

Mandark · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:53:32 AM »

Well, I just gave the lowest vote in the poll.

I get the vibe that TVC's a big softie at heart.

I also suspect that Doug's a big ol' prude, demi's soft-spoken, St. C is very laid back, and MAF is sober at least half the time he's awake.

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Prost is still dumb, though.

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BobbyRobby · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:05:34 AM »

the bar is pretty high for me. there was a time when a group of my friends were hanging out with cheeseburgers, so I'm pretty desensitized. one of them fucked a dead dog.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:07:30 AM »

I've hung out with TVC in real life, I ranked him as being a 6. I don't think he's really all that perveted. No more so than the rest of us on EB.*

*Does not include FoC, PD, etc.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:09:04 AM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on July 13, 2007, 04:05:34 AM

the bar is pretty high for me. there was a time when a group of my friends were hanging out with cheeseburgers, so I'm pretty desensitized. one of them fucked a dead dog.

It's anecdotes like this that make me glad I haven't shared my past totally.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:09:38 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 13, 2007, 04:07:30 AM

I've hung out with TVC in real life, I ranked him as being a 6. I don't think he's really all that perveted. No more so than the rest of us on EB.*

*Does not include FoC, PD, etc.

What is TVC bribing/blackmailing you with?

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:11:41 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 13, 2007, 04:10:32 AM

Quote from: BobbyRobby on July 13, 2007, 04:05:34 AM
the bar is pretty high for me. there was a time when a group of my friends were hanging out with cheeseburgers, so I'm pretty desensitized. one of them fucked a dead dog.
TVC: Where would FoC's pimple popping rate? It seems a nauseating high six low seven to me.

I would have difficulty ranking it on any objective scale, like most of the more extreme paraphilias. It's not more or less extreme than any given fetish, it's just so different and off the charts.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:16:23 AM »

This one goes to 11.

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:22:06 AM »

You are an 11 but, to be fair, that's one of the VERY FEW things I like about you.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:23:10 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2007, 04:09:04 AM

Quote from: BobbyRobby on July 13, 2007, 04:05:34 AM
the bar is pretty high for me. there was a time when a group of my friends were hanging out with cheeseburgers, so I'm pretty desensitized. one of them fucked a dead dog.

It's anecdotes like this that make me glad I haven't shared my past totally.

I've already heard your bleeding nipples story. Are you ever going to share your bleeding ass story/stories?

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2007, 04:26:27 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 13, 2007, 04:23:10 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2007, 04:09:04 AM
Quote from: BobbyRobby on July 13, 2007, 04:05:34 AM
the bar is pretty high for me. there was a time when a group of my friends were hanging out with cheeseburgers, so I'm pretty desensitized. one of them fucked a dead dog.

It's anecdotes like this that make me glad I haven't shared my past totally.

I've already heard your bleeding nipples story. Are you ever going to share your bleeding ass story/stories?

Check your PM box for super secret SUPER WACKERY!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2007, 05:13:26 AM »

In real-life, TVC's perversion is even sicker. He keeps shit in jars that'll give you nightmares and make you shit your pants, you choggle-loving wankers.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:11:57 AM »

I want to hear some sick stories too. PM me some stuff, TVC.

Candyflip · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2007, 07:19:27 AM »

TVC I think we all want to hear this stuff. Share please.

bud · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2007, 08:38:54 AM »

i gave you a 9.

i would be scared of you irl

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2007, 08:56:23 AM »

I'd like to meet TVC IRL,so we could have regrettable sex.

bud · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2007, 08:59:42 AM »

but you're underage

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2007, 09:06:54 AM »

I voted 10 but want to change it to 8. I think most people on EB are around 5 on the perversion scale, but you rank a bit higher, all things considered.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2007, 10:22:17 AM »

Quote from: bud on July 13, 2007, 08:59:42 AM

but you're underage

That's the point,hon.

border · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2007, 10:41:03 AM »

If:
1 = right-wing married WASP

10 = those dudes that cut their penis in half, or people that actually live in someone's basement as their gimp-slave

I would say you are like a 6.5.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2007, 10:44:40 AM »

4. your knowledge of perversion far outstrips your practice of it -- that i know of! <nervous look>

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2007, 10:45:42 AM »

I voted 1 cause lol

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2007, 11:04:33 AM »

I voted 5.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2007, 11:23:15 AM »

Voted higher than normal, though I'd vote higher than normal for most of the people here because I'm a total prude.

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2007, 12:47:20 PM »

Probably about a 5, I know a lot of pervs in real life so that may skew my result, but I think you are about average... though I think whoever talked about the guy fucking the dog, yeah... you don't come anywhere close to that level (unless, there's something I don't know about!)

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2007, 12:49:45 PM »

His stories aren't that creepy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** July 13, 2007, 12:50:31 PM »

i am in fact a total prude in practice, despite the fact that i am amused by and interested in human perversion. i have no interest in poking a chick in the poohaw, and i don't generally like any domination/submission shit outside of the occasional rough dirty sex -- it's disturbing how many chicks have rape fantasies, and we're not talkin' "throw me on the bed and give it to me, you nasty beast" but "OH PLEASE GOD NO PLEASE TOTALLY CONTROL ME" shit. yuck!

on the other hand, my middling range of sexual experience has made me fairly forgiving of other folks' peccadilloes, and frankly, i am not particularly bothered by what gets other folks off as long as a) it doesn't involve me; and b) it involved honestly consenting adults. in fact, i like to talk about the fucked up shit folks do; it's often hilarious, it's sometimes sad, and it's always enlightening. the human sexual spectrum, while not necessarily worthy of celebration, should never be written off as boring. i do like to piss off folks who use their abnormal sexuality as their defining online social characteristics, though, like FUCKING FURRIES.

(this has nothing to do with tvc, who in real-life is quite normal and charming. as he has pointed out before, if you asked a random co-worker who was more fucked up, me or him, they'd pick me every time, largely due to my, er, conversational tendencies.

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2007, 12:53:48 PM »

TVC's super wacky secret was the awesome. It will make you go

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2007, 01:30:55 PM »

11. I bet you flirt guys up and down in real life.

Yeti · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2007, 03:20:03 PM »

I put you down pretty low compared to other people, but then again I don't get any of your PMs.

border · « **Reply #40 on:** July 14, 2007, 01:21:58 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 13, 2007, 10:44:40 AM

4. your knowledge of perversion far outstrips your practice of it -- that i know of! <nervous look>

He is just a perversion scenester

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #41 on:** July 14, 2007, 01:24:01 AM »

he definitely is the local phd of pervology!

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Author Topic: On a scale of 1 to 10, how perverted do I come across? (Read 3804 times)