Poll

Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?

Bagger Vance
2 (11.1%)
John Coffey
1 (5.6%)
Morgan Freeman as God
2 (11.1%)
Mother Abigail
0 (0%)
Uncle Remus
1 (5.6%)
Barack Obama
1 (5.6%)
Guinan
2 (11.1%)
The "Negro Magician"
0 (0%)
The "Negromancer"
2 (11.1%)
Himumu
4 (22.2%)
All magical negros are magical terrorists and should be magically shot. With magic.
3 (16.7%)

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Howard Alan Treesong

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Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« on: July 14, 2007, 05:10:09 PM »
Thanks for the magic!

:interracial
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Candyflip

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 05:12:02 PM »
Where's the Himuro option?
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drohne

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2007, 05:14:57 PM »
that lord of the rings fan from that triumph bit. eating the filet o fish in a green pointy hat.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2007, 05:18:27 PM by drohne »
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 05:18:17 PM »
The Family Man. I think Don Cheadle was the magical negro in that one?

Has there been a Christmas Carol remake with the magical negros of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet to Come?
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GilloD

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2007, 05:28:07 PM »
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2007, 05:31:42 PM »
I really hadn't seen that AV Club article! I went to the library this morning and saw the book I wrote about in the other thread. I can't help it if Magical Negroes are just such an awesome topic!
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 05:32:46 PM »
Quote from: drohne on July 14, 2007, 05:14:57 PM
that lord of the rings fan from that triumph bit. eating the filet o fish in a green pointy hat.

BLACKWOLF THE DRAGON MASTER
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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 05:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 14, 2007, 05:32:46 PM
Quote from: drohne on July 14, 2007, 05:14:57 PM
that lord of the rings fan from that triumph bit. eating the filet o fish in a green pointy hat.

BLACKWOLF THE DRAGON MASTER

aka PD
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 06:00:23 PM »
How can you all forget about this guy?  He even made AIDS disappear!

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Mandark

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 06:46:02 PM »
Quote from: GilloD on July 14, 2007, 05:28:07 PM
NICE JOB STEALING THE AVCLUB'S TOPIC.

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/inventory_13_movies_featuring



It's funny how they characterize Morgan Freeman's character in Unleashed as a "slumming Oberon."

Cause Morgan Freeman's playing the Oberon character in a modern update of Midsummer Night's Dream.  It's like he's playing the same character, that keeps getting promoted.  Chauffeur --> President --> God of Abraham --> Ruler of all Faerie
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Himu

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 08:28:02 PM »
how did magic get rid aids is what i want to know

he could save all of our brethren in africa
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drohne

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 09:18:40 PM »
curiously magic johnson is not a magical negro in that he mainly dished the ball to other black guys, and was moreover the scourge of white america and their celtics
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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2007, 10:29:24 PM »
Bagger Vance aka Will Smith aka The Greatest Black Actor of all time.
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Tauntaun

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Re: Who is your favorite MAGICAL NEGRO?
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2007, 10:59:01 PM »
you gotsta watch out fo' them magical negros :ninja  then gun em down with magical bullets :gun
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