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GilloD

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GUESS WHICH ACTION HERO I AM (HINT: Die Hard 4 is TOO MUCH)
« on: July 14, 2007, 07:47:39 PM »
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My oh my, Die Hard 4 was fucking exhausting. Die Hard was great because it felt like an action movie that could have happened. Die Hard 4 has Bruce Willis precognitively mapping a secret power station in order to figure out where best to drive an SUV through it and then surfing on a fighter jet. Jesus christ. It was too much, man. And the end was a serious anti-climactic letdown.
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Re: GUESS WHICH ACTION HERO I AM (HINT: Die Hard 4 is TOO MUCH)
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 07:53:09 PM »
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I thought him shooting himself was pretty badass. Too bad they fucking dubbed out the end of the line.
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Re: GUESS WHICH ACTION HERO I AM (HINT: Die Hard 4 is TOO MUCH)
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2007, 07:53:59 PM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2007, 07:53:09 PM
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I thought him shooting himself was pretty badass. Too bad they fucking dubbed out the end of the line.
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I was hoping he'd beat the shit out of him, not like POW THE MOVIE IS OVER NOW OKAY I SAID IT. I SAID THE LINE.
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Re: GUESS WHICH ACTION HERO I AM (HINT: Die Hard 4 is TOO MUCH)
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 07:54:59 PM »
It was anticlimactic because the villain never really was a believable threat to McClane. He sucked.
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Re: GUESS WHICH ACTION HERO I AM (HINT: Die Hard 4 is TOO MUCH)
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2007, 07:58:41 PM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 14, 2007, 07:54:59 PM
It was anticlimactic because the villain never really was a believable threat to McClane. He sucked.

Yeah, but he could have at least beat him up. It was like "Oh yeah, we forgot to make McClane vulnerable, quick, write a scene where he gets hurt". Also, there wasn't a single character in the whole film who couldn't be summed in one sentence. The best anaology I can think of is that it's like playing a game in God Mode. At first it's a total rush and then it's just boring. It lacked tension
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