Good thing I got this college degree: I'm now a Harry Potter impersonator!

[GilloD]

I work in a bookstore. I'm the only white guy there. I have glasses. Hence, I will be playing the role of Harry Potter at our Harry Potter party.

[AdmiralViscen]

Are you implying that black people read?

[The Fake Shemp]

Harry Potter party?

[Mupepe]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[TVC15]

There had better be pictures!

[GilloD]

This one is from like a year ago.

DO I LOOK LIKE A MAGIC ENGLISHMAN TO YOU?

[GilloD]

Now I have to brush up on my Harry Potter bullshit factoids. I can't even remember half the characters, so when some kid is like "WHAT ABOUT ALTO DOMINGO HOW DID YOU USE YOUR MAGIC TO DEPORT HIM TO MEXICO" and I have to remember or fuck up some kid for life like a shitty, drunk mall Santa. The pressure is on

[Mupepe]

that is hot

[Himu]

GilloD, please let me have your prepubescent man penis in my asshole. You be Harry, I'll play Snape.

[TVC15]

Wow, you do look like an older Harry!  Show us your balls!

[BlackMage]

which bookstore do you work at?

[Mr. Gundam]

I dressed up as Harry for my friend's big corporate Harry Potter premiere (standard Gryfindor student uniform, lightning bolt scar, and the coke bottle glasses) at the Seattle IMAX theater last week. There are no pictures to incriminate me, however. 

[GilloD]

which bookstore do you work at?

Hue-Man.

[Tauntaun]

show them your magic wand 

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your penis 

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