When you said you were drunk - did you mean the kind of drunk that involves...?
- steal large animal tranq darts from animal control truck
- break darts open and empty blue tranq gel into a double boiler
- cool untill a solid
- pound into powder using a grinder or a petzle
- mix with plasma
- fill a syringe
- shoot up
Or did you go smoke some embalming fluid or something?