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Howard Alan Treesong

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it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« on: July 16, 2007, 01:07:06 PM »
Myself, I need to finish reading this page of joke Harry Potter 7 covers adults can read in public first.

Then I'll reassess the situation.  :-\
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 01:07:46 PM »
Because it's tuesday morning.

I LIVE IN THE FUTURE
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2007, 01:13:28 PM »
a call woke me up at 5:30 to dump the rock we ordered for the front yard.  the guy says he's going to dump it on our lawn, and he ends up dumping it right in front of the fire hydrant... so i'm worried about fines.  my dad calls up one hour later at 6:30 to say some shit about spraying the sides of the yard and how that will help, and then i had to get up at 8:00

I'm so upset/tired right now that I JUST MIGHT KILL MYSELF!
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2007, 01:19:00 PM »
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 01:50:14 PM »


 :lol
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 01:52:37 PM »
I've been killing myself since last Friday, today is a day of rest.
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demi

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 01:53:02 PM »
i'm playing GRAW2 nicca. i didn't feel like signing online for work, so i ain't gonna.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 01:55:20 PM »
GodDAMN I drank too much last night, but I feel ok so far. Whew.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 02:14:54 PM »
I still have to finish painting the backyard fence and putting more pavers down in the patio area ...


... maybe I should be killing myself.

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Human Snorenado

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 02:20:57 PM »
I am sore as a motherfucker after running around and drunkenly hurling myself down a slip n slide all day yesterday.  Sunburnt, too.
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 02:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 16, 2007, 02:20:57 PM
I am sore as a motherfucker after running around and drunkenly hurling myself down a slip n slide all day yesterday.  Sunburnt, too.

are you the delicious tubby one you can see off to the side in that video?
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Human Snorenado

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 03:00:15 PM »
Quote from: demi on July 16, 2007, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 16, 2007, 02:20:57 PM
I am sore as a motherfucker after running around and drunkenly hurling myself down a slip n slide all day yesterday.  Sunburnt, too.

are you the delicious tubby one you can see off to the side in that video?

:lol No that's our friend James.  I was actually going to go next but that girl ate it pretty hard so I had to wait a minute.
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aoi tsuki

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 04:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 16, 2007, 02:20:57 PM
I am sore as a motherfucker after running around and drunkenly hurling myself down a slip n slide all day yesterday.  Sunburnt, too.
Awesome.

Drunken Slip N Slide is as much, no, more fun than the commercials. Sober Slip N Slide is what they use on Abu Ghraib detainees.
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jiji

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2007, 04:57:23 PM »
I was having a non-suicidal Monday until I read those covers!
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2007, 06:40:15 PM »
WHY DOES GARFIELD HATE MONDAYS SO MUCH

ALL HE DOES IS SLEEP EVERY DAY ANYWAYS
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2007, 07:24:48 PM »
motherfu#@$ckin' mondays suck, especially this one.  so i was planning on taking friday and monday off to have an extra couple days off for my b-day on the 21st, and i get a pile of last-minute work to do -- due at the end of the week.  i'm pretty much fucked, and so are my plans.  gah.  always happens around the birthday, i swear.
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2007, 07:31:19 PM »
If I killed myself, then what would I have left to look forward to.
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Trent Dole

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2007, 11:45:19 PM »
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 16, 2007, 07:31:19 PM
If I killed myself, then what would I have left to look forward to.
not having to deal with anymore bs ever
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Candyflip

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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2007, 11:58:54 PM »
:rofl nvm.
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2007, 12:58:30 AM »


:o :o :o

i would so read this
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Re: it's monday morning, why aren't you killing yourself
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2007, 02:26:53 AM »
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