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ToxicAdam

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I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« on: July 17, 2007, 01:02:19 AM »
I don't know who won E3, but it's clear Nintendo won my mother's heart and has perhaps turned her into a gamer.

My mother has been overweight for some time. I've seen beautiful pictures of her from the 70s, but from what I understand she gained the weight after I was born. This has always bothered me, and on many nights I tossed in bed wondering "is my mother ugly because of me?"

I tried to get her to work out but it was always a huge hassle. She would complain that the exercises were too hard, too complicated, and too stressful. On her 50th birthday I bought her an Oprah exercise tape, and that helped for some time. Then my dad got upset one night and threw away all my mom's tapes. He did this mainly to rid the house of Waiting to Exhale, but this also spelled the end for Oprah. It seemed like my mom would never be beautiful.

But then at E3 Nintendo revealed something special. To me, Wii Fit is not a videogame - it's more advanced. It's a lifestyle simulation of poetry in motion, a godsend. I showed it to my mom and she instantly wanted one. Now she is excited about exercise, and every night I dream about what she'll look like a few months after the game's release. Wii Fit is easy to understand, it's easy to do, and it looks amazing. I can't wait to try it myself.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7071684&postcount=107

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 01:03:40 AM »
i'd fuck her, weight aint nothin but a number
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 01:04:20 AM »
pd's trying to troll again! POST SOME CUNNINGLY DISGUISED HARRY POTTER SPOILER LINKS IN THAT THREAD.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2007, 02:00:20 AM by Professor Prole »
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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 01:06:24 AM »
I don't think i can tolerate any more fucking wii posts.

TVC15

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 01:06:53 AM »
If someone can find proof PD is lying, I will permaban him as a joke character!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 01:07:41 AM »
that entire post was a set up for the "waiting to exhale" joke.
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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 01:21:22 AM »
There is no way that he was being earnest. At least I hope not.

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 01:39:19 AM »
I, too, can't stop thinking about how PD's mom will look in a few months.
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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 01:51:07 AM »
I don't know who won E3, but it's clear Nintendo won my mother's heart and has perhaps turned her into a gamer.

My mother has been overweight for some time. I've seen beautiful pictures of her from the 70s, but from what I understand she gained the weight after I was born. This has always bothered me, and on many nights I tossed in bed wondering "is my mother ugly because of me?"

I tried to get her to work out but it was always a huge hassle. She would complain that the exercises were too hard, too complicated, and too stressful. On her 50th birthday I bought her an Oprah exercise tape, and that helped for some time. Then my dad got upset one night and threw away all my mom's tapes. He did this mainly to rid the house of Waiting to Exhale, but this also spelled the end for Oprah. It seemed like my mom would never be beautiful.

But then at E3 Nintendo revealed something special. To me, Wii Fit is not a videogame - it's more advanced. It's a lifestyle simulation of poetry in motion, a godsend. I showed it to my mom and she instantly wanted one. Now she is excited about exercise, and every night I dream about what she'll look like a few months after the game's release. Wii Fit is easy to understand, it's easy to do, and it looks amazing. I can't wait to try it myself.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7071684&postcount=107

HOLY SHIT, that just sounds pretty wrong. It would way funnier if that post wasnt by PD and just by some random shithead on GAF, but this is still good stuff
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ToxicAdam

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 01:53:59 AM »
I want to believe that PD copy/pasted it from some IGN board. I yearn for it to be real.


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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 01:57:11 AM »
norman bates has a gaf account?

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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 01:57:57 AM »
There is no way that he was being earnest. At least I hope not.
I think every PD post has truth to it. I can imagine PD's mother being more cooler than he is, also he was home schooled it is that hard to imagine he had a cruch on his teacher? :-*
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TVC15

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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 01:58:40 AM »
norman bates has a gaf account?



Looks like she played a little too much Wii Fit.
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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 03:30:55 AM »
i never read gaf because it's awful but that was pretty funny...

...only if it was real.
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Glescoes

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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 03:54:06 AM »
I noticed phoenix darks avatar is hosted by imageshack, one could easily force it become a golden frog and get him banned could they not?
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« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2007, 04:23:13 AM »
I'm sure peedee's just kidding, guys.

I hope.  :-\
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2007, 09:29:07 AM »
:rofl :rofl
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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2007, 09:35:02 AM »
unlike pd, this guy is actually serious

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7073908&postcount=142
Quote from: MasterMFauli
PhoenixDark loves his mother...what´s wrong with that? I love my sister, too... :-/

 :lol :lol
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« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2007, 09:41:51 AM »

Can someone post the pic here? LOL im banned from GAF and noti motivated enough to clear the cookie.

DJ_Tet

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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2007, 10:22:36 AM »
unlike pd, this guy is actually serious

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7073908&postcount=142
Quote from: MasterMFauli
PhoenixDark loves his mother...what´s wrong with that? I love my sister, too... :-/

 :lol :lol

I love his sister too  :-*
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2007, 10:56:05 AM »
Man, dreaming about how your mom looks. ick
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Tauntaun

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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2007, 11:05:08 AM »
:)

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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2007, 01:44:46 PM »
I have a feeling MasterMFauli is fucken distinguished mentally-challenged
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Re: I'm sorry. A Gaf link I feel is worthy of its own thread.
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2007, 02:11:36 PM »
I don't think i can tolerate any more fucking wii posts.


Which is interesting, because I've had my limit of your fucking posts too.
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