Author Topic: Did they actually say this kind of stuff in Die Hard 4? (Read 3152 times)

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2007, 12:14:45 PM »

I liked the part where he shot things!

Candyflip · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2007, 12:15:27 PM »

Sounds like Swordfish.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2007, 12:41:29 PM »

In the movie, they uploaded a virus that makes your pc explode through an instant message

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2007, 12:45:24 PM »

Did you guyz pick Hackers apart with a fine-tooth comb too or were you too OMG ANGELINA TITTIES?

I know I went from thinking it was a stupid movie to THE BEST MOVIE EVAR - that mesh shirt OMFG

Cyanista · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2007, 12:56:03 PM »

People like you are the reason shitty movies get made. Grats, you're a shallow, worthless man.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2007, 12:58:14 PM »

Don't beat around the bush, Cyanista - tell us how you really feel.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:00:36 PM »

Oh and

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:02:58 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 17, 2007, 12:41:29 PM

In the movie, they uploaded a virus that makes your pc explode through an instant message

No, it was from pressing delete.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:04:08 PM »

yeah that

Cyanista · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:05:20 PM »

In the movie they had a fire sale by contracting gears of war-playing "hackers" (only ONE of whom was fat, oddly enough - and I'm sure that's just because you can't cast Kevin Smith skinny) to write code to break into the government datawebs or whatever the fuck.

Horrible, horrible, awful premise. Fun in the theater with the blowings up and whatnot, but having just watched DH with a Vengeance on starz last night...well, it doesn't compare.

PS I ALWAYS say how I really feel. No worries.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:06:51 PM »

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but having just watched DH with a Vengeance on starz last night...well, it doesn't compare.

OMG Cyanista

Candyflip · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:11:18 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 17, 2007, 12:41:29 PM

In the movie, they uploaded a virus that makes your pc explode through an instant message

How did anyone like this movie?

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:25:34 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2007, 01:05:20 PM

In the movie they had a fire sale by contracting gears of war-playing "hackers" (only ONE of whom was fat, oddly enough - and I'm sure that's just because you can't cast Kevin Smith skinny) to write code to break into the government datawebs or whatever the fuck.

It can't get much worse than hacking alien technology in independance day

i've learned to turn my brain OFF when watching summer blockbusters

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:39:06 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 17, 2007, 01:25:34 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2007, 01:05:20 PM
In the movie they had a fire sale by contracting gears of war-playing "hackers" (only ONE of whom was fat, oddly enough - and I'm sure that's just because you can't cast Kevin Smith skinny) to write code to break into the government datawebs or whatever the fuck.

It can't get much worse than hacking alien technology in independance day

A giant alien robot named Optimus Prime saying "ON EBAY" in his booming voice was pretty much the most ludicrous thing I've ever seen.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:42:52 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 17, 2007, 01:39:06 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 17, 2007, 01:25:34 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on July 17, 2007, 01:05:20 PM
In the movie they had a fire sale by contracting gears of war-playing "hackers" (only ONE of whom was fat, oddly enough - and I'm sure that's just because you can't cast Kevin Smith skinny) to write code to break into the government datawebs or whatever the fuck.

It can't get much worse than hacking alien technology in independance day

A giant alien robot named Optimus Prime saying "ON EBAY" in his booming voice was pretty much the most ludicrous thing I've ever seen.

it was hilarious

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2007, 01:43:55 PM »

I'll admit I lol'ed.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2007, 02:15:56 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 17, 2007, 01:06:51 PM

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but having just watched DH with a Vengeance on starz last night...well, it doesn't compare.
OMG Cyanista

watch out!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2007, 04:04:38 PM »

I thought they put C4 in their computers and made it blow up when they sent the guy a virus which would make him reboot his computer?

yes, the movie was exactly like the comic strip. So horrible.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2007, 04:08:07 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 17, 2007, 04:04:38 PM

I thought they put C4 in their computers and made it blow up when they sent the guy a virus which would make him reboot his computer?

correct

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2007, 08:48:11 PM »

Because elite hackers wouldn't notice someone had gone and added blocks of C4 to their computers.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2007, 08:59:12 PM »

i can't believe people actually nitpick these kind of plots...

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:04:12 PM »

Die Hard 4.0 was awful, awful, awful. I would forgive the ridiculousness if the movie was actually fun, but it fails to provide even that. Weakest villain in the entire series (and lamest henchmen), dumbest sidekick, most predictable plot, least exciting stunts (even with all the balls to the wall hardcore crazy camerawork) etc., etc.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:26:47 PM »

But you liked Spider-Man 3.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2007, 10:53:54 PM »

That's because Spider-Man 3 was fun.

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2007, 11:51:58 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 17, 2007, 01:02:58 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 17, 2007, 12:41:29 PM
In the movie, they uploaded a virus that makes your pc explode through an instant message

No, it was from pressing delete.

Uh...weren't those PCs wired with explosives first?

Die Hard 4.0 wasn't a bad movie. You go in expecting shit to get blown n' tore up and that happened. I like to think of it as a decent action flick starring Bruce Willis. There's little about it that makes it a "Die Hard" movie, however. It doesn't have that kind of feeling.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:07:29 AM »

Die Hard: McClane saves the several dozen people at Nakatomi Tower.

Die Harder: McClane saves several airplanes full of hundreds of people.

Die Hard With A Vengeance: McClane saves New York City.

Die Hard 4.0: McClane saves America.

How high will they raise the stakes for the next movie?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:11:50 AM »

I thought Spiderman 3 was also shit.

I>Ichirou

DH4 was bad because it ruined what you liked about Die Hard. And DH3 was more of a joke on what the last two were about because of how much they raised the stakes. DH4 was just so stale is should not have had the die hard name.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:16:48 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 18, 2007, 12:11:50 AM

I thought Spiderman 3 was also shit.

I>Ichirou

Tell me your learned opinions about Slaughterhouse-Five again, nintenho.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:18:21 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:07:29 AM

Die Hard: McClane saves the several dozen people at Nakatomi Tower.

Die Harder: McClane saves several airplanes full of hundreds of people.

Die Hard With A Vengeance: McClane saves New York City.

Die Hard 4.0: McClane saves America.

How high will they raise the stakes for the next movie?

Die Hard 666: Die Fuhrer

McClane saves Jesus from Hitler's superpowered reincarnation and stops an army of time-travelling supernatural Nazis from destroying history!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:20:13 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:16:48 AM

Tell me your learned opinions about Slaughterhouse-Five again, nintenho.

Never finished it but I really can't see why anybody would like fiction that much.

BTW, Spiderman ruined the future for comic book movies. Thank you.

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:24:25 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 18, 2007, 12:20:13 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:16:48 AM
Tell me your learned opinions about Slaughterhouse-Five again, nintenho.
Never finished it but I really can't see why anybody would like fiction that much.

BTW, Spiderman ruined the future for comic book movies. Thank you.

Yeah, why would anyone read fiction, it's just people making stuff up.

bork · « **Reply #32 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:28:23 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:07:29 AM

Die Hard: McClane saves the several dozen people at Nakatomi Tower.

Die Harder: McClane saves several airplanes full of hundreds of people.

Die Hard With A Vengeance: McClane saves New York City.

Die Hard 4.0: McClane saves America.

How high will they raise the stakes for the next movie?

He's gonna go kick some alien ass and stop an asteroid from reaching earth.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:29:14 AM »

Armageddon was actually Die Hard 5?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:30:51 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:29:14 AM

Armageddon was actually Die Hard 5?

YOUR MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:32:03 AM »

Wait, so they kill off John McClane on the asteroid? THIS CANNOT BE.

bork · « **Reply #36 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:33:41 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:29:14 AM

Armageddon was actually Die Hard 5?

This is classified information. Michael Bay has already dispatched his ninjas.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:38:29 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:32:03 AM

Wait, so they kill off John McClane on the asteroid? THIS CANNOT BE.

They knew they couldn't raise the stakes any higher.

bork · « **Reply #38 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:54:49 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 18, 2007, 12:38:29 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 18, 2007, 12:32:03 AM
Wait, so they kill off John McClane on the asteroid? THIS CANNOT BE.

They knew they couldn't raise the stakes any higher.

What are you talking about? McClane hasn't stopped God from trying to steal money under the guise of terrorism yet.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** July 18, 2007, 12:56:23 AM »

Die Hard With My Balls: McClane's daughter gathers the seven dragon balls to bring McClane back to life so he can defeat the evil super battler aliens who come from the planet M7 before they atomize the universe.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:01:35 AM »

I move to officially rename Armageddon to Die Hardest.

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:04:11 AM »

I hear that they hack the gibson in Die Hard 4, too.

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Author Topic: Did they actually say this kind of stuff in Die Hard 4? (Read 3152 times)