Where my gum chewers at?

[Saint Cornelius]

Any of y'all chew gum?

I've found that getting the munchies go hand in hand with getting blazed and now that I've lost a bunch of weight, I don't want to put it back on. So instead of making a run for the border, nowadays I make a run for the Sevvy and grab a few packs of gum.

I'm really feeling Orbit's "Sweet Mint" flavor, plus I like the packaging - makes me feel like I'm getting a cig outta the pack! I tried their "Mojito Mint" but that was too reminiscent of Mupepe shooting a load in my mouth.

[Cyanista]

Just don't do citrus mint.  I thought that would be awesome and it was NOT.  My favorite gum is like..grape or sour apple hubba bubba.  I'm old school.

[Saint Cornelius]

Are you nice with blowing bubbles? I have not been able to master that.

[Cyanista]

I blow mad bubbles, son.  It's like a rebellion.  My entire childhood I could chew gum, but if my mom caught me blowing a bubble she made me spit my gum out.

Fucking nazi.

[Saint Cornelius]

Blowing bubbles is cool, but if I ever caught you popping your gum, you'd get put over my knee. That's the most annoying thing evar.

[louegi]

nearly all gum contains aspartame, an ingredient that's linked to cancer. enjoy your gum!

[Saint Cornelius]

Well since I'm not swallowing my fucking gum, Futami, it shouldn't really matter, should it?

[Tauntaun]

I blow mad bubbles, son.  It's like a rebellion.  My entire childhood I could chew gum, but if my mom caught me blowing a bubble she made me spit my gum out.

Fucking nazi.

you should have kicked her in the cooter