Author Topic: "Your cleavage is distracting me" (Read 2585 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** July 17, 2007, 04:06:52 PM »

Nutty fucking Germans.

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A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."

It's like a Penthouse Forum letter gone terribly wrong.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2007, 04:08:34 PM »

you couldn't even bother to get the pictures of the girl? wtf, sc? Even those homos on GAF have them

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2007, 04:09:03 PM »

There's pix of the girl?? All I saw was a stock photo of people getting on a bus.

Nevermind, I found it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2007, 04:13:31 PM »

no FHUTA? bus driver am fail!

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2007, 04:59:19 PM »

Here we have an article about fantastic cleavage... and the accompanying picture has no cleavage?! Fuck celebrity worship, this is what's wrong with the news these days.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2007, 05:04:03 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 17, 2007, 04:59:19 PM

Here we have an article about fantastic cleavage... and the accompanying picture has no cleavage?! Fuck celebrity worship, this is what's wrong with the news these days.

there were two pictures on GAF yesterday, one of them showing her cleavage. she had nice tits

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2007, 05:05:28 PM »

Here we go. Was this one of them? I was expecting better, but I'd still put my peter 'tween 'em.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2007, 05:06:41 PM »

Dude I posted that upthread! Not the same pic but still.

I don't know, I'm kinda disappointed. Like when you get a big bag of potato chips and then you open it up and it's mostly air.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2007, 05:09:21 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 17, 2007, 05:05:28 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Here we go. Was this one of them? I was expecting better, but I'd still put my peter 'tween 'em.

they look perky and round and supple. I bet they haven't been in many mouths.

etiolate · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2007, 06:00:59 PM »

Get off of my bus and into my car.

abrader · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2007, 06:33:09 PM »

thats it? Those are the distracting tits?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2007, 06:55:17 PM »

He must have great eyesight because I don't see anything.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2007, 07:03:19 PM »

I'm hoping that they were pushed up & out at the time she was on the bus. Like, hanging out of her turtleneck and shit.

muckson · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2007, 07:03:34 PM »

the bus driver should have been fired for being stupid. it has nothing to do with the fact that he pointed out her cleavage as a bad thing so much as i think he's unqualified if he can't concentrate when tits are around. what a pussy.

bud · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2007, 07:04:30 PM »

that girl somewhat reminds me of raven riley.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2007, 07:05:19 PM »

Quote from: muckson on July 17, 2007, 07:03:34 PM

the bus driver should have been fired for being stupid. it has nothing to do with the fact that he pointed out her cleavage as a bad thing so much as i think he's unqualified if he can't concentrate when tits are around. what a pussy.

aren't you gay? tits have been known to distract breeders.

fuck i drove my car off a cliff one time because i was rubbernecking a rack.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2007, 07:16:20 PM »

Talk about Much Ado About Nothing...

I mean, that's nice cleavage, but what the hell, was Jotardo driving the bus or something? Simmer down driver.

drohne · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:56:24 PM »

she looks like that internet porn slut whose name i can't remember. you know the one. takes her clothes off. likes cock.

muckson · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2007, 10:06:53 PM »

^oh oh i know that chick shit..... whatserface....

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 17, 2007, 07:05:19 PM

aren't you gay? tits have been known to distract breeders.

fuck i drove my car off a cliff one time because i was rubbernecking a rack.

no, i'm not a gay but i play one on the internet.

i think out of most people on this board i am the most breast starved poster. i live in japan. there are hardly any racks to look at because most of the chicks are flat or use pushup bras. fuck yeah i look at the titties, relishing the chance whenever i can in this boobless country, and i have my form down like a pro: girls have no idea when i'm looking. however, at work i can exercise some willpower and not look down some chick's shirt and not be distracted by a rack when i am at work or in a place that it can't be pulled off (like driving).

that busdriver needs to grow up or get laid.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2007, 05:09:42 AM »

I've seen women with much better cleavage than she has.

Maybe we have bigger boobies in America or something. Lord knows we're fatter.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2007, 05:11:08 AM »

id do her

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2007, 06:25:59 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 18, 2007, 05:09:42 AM

I've seen women with much better cleavage than she has.

Maybe we have bigger boobies in America or something. Lord knows we're fatter.

Well, boobs are just lumps of fat, after all.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:38:47 PM »

You must have to beat the bitches off of you with a stick, Ichirou.

Cyanista · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:08:36 PM »

I'm not fat, and neither are you. Neither are cloud or crystalgemeni or the erstwhile redwood.

America.

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