How I saved ZomBz's life

[Hollywood]

So I was on mIRC yesterday, turns out ZomBz (I don't know if he wants his real name revealed) is sick and shit and I PM him ... and he's shitting and sick and all kinds of crap he THINKS is from eating the worm in a tequilla bottle. So I ask him if he was eating spinach and he says yes, eats it every day. I told him about the epidimic and he goes to the doctor and has e. coli bacteria.

Hollywood = life saver 

[brawndolicious]

omg

[CajoleJuice]

Evilbore: We Save Lives

[TVC15]

That would've totally RUINED the wedding

[MrAngryFace]

Too lazy to make a thread


<Diablos> How can I delete my account on your shitty forum?
<Diablos> There used to be an option.
<CootAway> haha
<CootAway> so petty
<Diablos> Since MODS like to do everything, you can do that too.
<CootAway> yeah im pretty awesome
<Diablos> Then fucking do it.
<CootAway> I think my main problem is how youre all drama n stuff and cry
<CootAway> like, ive seen that before
<CootAway> like when a kid doesnt get candy or something
* Diablos yawn
<Diablos> like, you're beating your mod chest in the heat of the moment to feel better about yourself
<CootAway> actually im playing disgaea 2 before bed
<Diablos> like, you're joining in on a circle jerk with a bunch of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows
<CootAway> I dont talk to them much, im usually insulting them just like I insult you
<Diablos> evilbore is barely better than opa-ages
<Diablos> the only difference is that no one says cigarillo or distinguished black fellow
<CootAway> creativity was never one of your strong suits
<Diablos> what the hell does that have to do with anything
<CootAway> its just, youre kinda dumb
<CootAway> you say dumb things
<Diablos> wow a month ago you said there was nothing wrong with me and i don't seek attention
<Diablos> make up your mind man
<CootAway> its amazing how quickly you can make people dislike you. You could be a politician
<Diablos> awesome
<Diablos> what's there to dislike about me simply pointing out that eel is a shallow douche and phoenix dark is the only one with comprehension problems
<Diablos> i mean if eel couldn't understand what i was trying to say and devoted three more posts to ratting me out about it, he's the clown
<Diablos> what's there to dislike about me simply pointing out that eel is a shallow douche and phoenix dark is the only one with comprehension problems
<Diablos> i mean if eel couldn't understand what i was trying to say and devoted three more posts to ratting me out about it, he's the clown
<Diablos> i call him out for it and lock it, but i guess you wanted to stroke the mod cock
<Diablos> something i thought you were once against...?
<Diablos> hence being the reason evilbore was created?
<CootAway> this isnt a tom clancy novel, you cant win me over with old internet promises and e-politics. youre a crybaby, maybe I should put no crybabies in the TOS

[G The Resurrected]

its true i went to the doctor yesterday they checked me out i could barely get myself into the doctor but he gave me meds and i'm now on bedrest i've got some left over bannana bags that i'm taking too. I'm gonna go back to bed.

thanks hollywood.

[The Fake Shemp]

<Fatghost28>   I saved some people from watching Spider-Man 2 once
<Fatghost28>   that's almost as good as saving their life, right?
*   Willco has kicked Fatghost28 from #evilbore (Willco)
<Willco>   fag0t

[TVC15]

<Fatghost28>   I saved some people from watching Spider-Man 2 once
<Fatghost28>   that's almost as good as saving their life, right?
*   Willco has kicked Fatghost28 from #evilbore (Willco)
<Willco>   fag0t

[CajoleJuice]

Willco is crying.

[Diablos]

Too lazy to make a thread


<Diablos> How can I delete my account on your shitty forum?
<Diablos> There used to be an option.
<CootAway> haha
<CootAway> so petty
<Diablos> Since MODS like to do everything, you can do that too.
<CootAway> yeah im pretty awesome
<Diablos> Then fucking do it.
<CootAway> I think my main problem is how youre all drama n stuff and cry
<CootAway> like, ive seen that before
<CootAway> like when a kid doesnt get candy or something
* Diablos yawn
<Diablos> like, you're beating your mod chest in the heat of the moment to feel better about yourself
<CootAway> actually im playing disgaea 2 before bed
<Diablos> like, you're joining in on a circle jerk with a bunch of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows
<CootAway> I dont talk to them much, im usually insulting them just like I insult you
<Diablos> evilbore is barely better than opa-ages
<Diablos> the only difference is that no one says cigarillo or distinguished black fellow
<CootAway> creativity was never one of your strong suits
<Diablos> what the hell does that have to do with anything
<CootAway> its just, youre kinda dumb
<CootAway> you say dumb things
<Diablos> wow a month ago you said there was nothing wrong with me and i don't seek attention
<Diablos> make up your mind man
<CootAway> its amazing how quickly you can make people dislike you. You could be a politician
<Diablos> awesome
<Diablos> what's there to dislike about me simply pointing out that eel is a shallow douche and phoenix dark is the only one with comprehension problems
<Diablos> i mean if eel couldn't understand what i was trying to say and devoted three more posts to ratting me out about it, he's the clown
<Diablos> what's there to dislike about me simply pointing out that eel is a shallow douche and phoenix dark is the only one with comprehension problems
<Diablos> i mean if eel couldn't understand what i was trying to say and devoted three more posts to ratting me out about it, he's the clown
<Diablos> i call him out for it and lock it, but i guess you wanted to stroke the mod cock
<Diablos> something i thought you were once against...?
<Diablos> hence being the reason evilbore was created?
<CootAway> this isnt a tom clancy novel, you cant win me over with old internet promises and e-politics. youre a crybaby, maybe I should put no crybabies in the TOS

Real hard, MAF!

You left out the best part.

[00:51] <Diablos> who says i'm trying to win you over
[00:54] <Diablos> i'm just saying you leave gaf because you don't like the way things are going for you personally, then you act like what you hate
[00:54] <Diablos> just figured i'd point that out
[00:55] <Diablos> you are as bitter as i am sensitive

[Vizzys]

<CootAway> yeah im pretty awesome

[Diablos]

This place is like some obscure disgusting circle jerk that no one knows about.

It's almost as bad as opa ages, except porn can't be posted freely and you can't say taco and distinguished black fellow.

Bz, I'm glad you found out about your E Coli food poisoning.

[Vizzys]

Lol, whiner.

[MrAngryFace]

I thought diablos was leaving.

[Diablos]

I want my account deleted.

[CajoleJuice]

I want my account deleted.

Do you not have the self-control to just stop posting?

[Diablos]

Why don't you all stop derailing this thread (which is enitrely MAF's own fault, btw)

Bz could have died from E Coli and MAF decides to post an irrelevant PM log in the middle of the discussion. 

Like you said, MAF... classy, real classy.

[Ecrofirt]

ZomBz, how the heck did you not hear about the spinach thing?

And what store even let you buy it? They've pulled it from the shelves here.

[MrAngryFace]

lolz diablo

[Phoenix Dark]

Go away fucker. If you can't take jokes like a man, run to GAF where da mods whil potech poah babie Diabous

Most pussy liberal I've ever met

[Diablos]

Go away fucker. If you can't take jokes like a man, run to GAF where da mods whil potech poah babie Diabous

Most pussy liberal I've ever met

Oh no, PhoenixDark hates me!  :'(

I'd rather be a pussy liberal than some semi-brainwashed fundie fuck in denial.

[Flannel Boy]

Deleted by user.

[Phoenix Dark]

Go away fucker. If you can't take jokes like a man, run to GAF where da mods whil potech poah babie Diabous

Most pussy liberal I've ever met

Oh no, PhoenixDark hates me!  :'(

I'd rather be a pussy liberal than some semi-brainwashed fundie fuck in denial.

I'm a fundie

Whatever. The talking points are old and tired. I don't hate anyone. I'm tired of you acting like a god damned baby. This is the fucking internet, and if you have to get your panties in a bunch over dumbass conversations on videogames you suck.

[Diablos]

Diablos likes the song "Don't Let Me Down" and is not afraid of flouride, so he can't be that bad.

I'm really not, it's just that this place is definitely going down the tubes.

PD: It's not about videogames. It's about the way you stupid trolls act and cling to each other. I don't know if you realize it but you do.

[Phoenix Dark]

Diablos likes the song "Don't Let Me Down" and is not afraid of flouride, so he can't be that bad.

I'm really not, it's just that this place is definitely going down the tubes.

PD: It's not about videogames. It's about the way you stupid trolls act.

How we act? You over-react to everything. Why are you so defensive all the time? You always get uptight and have to defend yourself, even when no one is attacking you. Are you that insecure?

[G The Resurrected]

ZomBz, how the heck did you not hear about the spinach thing?

And what store even let you buy it? They've pulled it from the shelves here.

I buy usually 5 bags every 2 weeks but i hadnt gone to the store in a while and i didnt want to go to the store just for spinach salad so i ate the last bag. I had no clue cause i had not been watching tv lately i've been too active and busy to notice the tv.

[demi]

Should have left Bz to die.

Fuck off, shitbrick.

[G The Resurrected]

Should have left Bz to die.

Fuck off, shitbrick.

Your so evil and need hookers to release your pain onto.

As for continuing this thread Diablos sent this to me:

Hey,

I really am sorry that coot had to derail your thread like that. I think that is a bit more important than Coot posting a _personal_ convo I had with him.

I hope you feel better and I'm glad you didn't die from that shit. Damn. Here in the US you would think people wouldn't have to worry about dying from eating spinach or a salad as we know from some previous cases.

You should just make another thread. Kind of pathetic when a mod derails a thread with his own personal bullshit to beat his own chest. This place is really starting to suck.

[Diablos]

What can I say, I feel bad.

[demi]

Diablos is such a cigarillo.

[Diablos]

Demi calls someone a cigarillo as frequently as human beings breathe air. It's remarkable.

[MrAngryFace]

Lolz makin friends, one e coli victim at a time.

[Hollywood]

I used to think demi was a dick but since someone told me he was in a wheelchair I felt bad for him ... leave the dude alone.

[Diablos]

I used to think demi was a dick but since someone told me he was in a wheelchair I felt bad for him ... leave the dude alone.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Lolz makin friends, one e coli victim at a time.

[Christopher]

I kinna agree with Diablos, just let him say what he has to in other threads e-fights are entertaining sometimes :shurgs:

[Mondain]

in tune with this thread, I reported morphix's last post in this thread this morning, but got no news at all

sorry, but these kinds of tasteless trolls are WAY over the top, there's certain topic matters (namely, health woes) that on moderated boards are no laughing matter in any way, and according to the TOS these must be punished... it's not the first time morphix tells such ignorant digs on my way on here too, and not just him either

I don't really give a shit but it is for fairness' sake, I ignored every joke people threw my way so far but this is out of reasonable scopes... I've been cured of this for nearly a year and a half, and it's nagging as hell to see ignoble ignorant shit like this being spread on a place where it shouldn't

even if you can find some of my posts to sound kinda patronizing (sorry for that pet peeve), it's not an excuse to lower yourselves to this level-- none of my posts on a moderated board ever attack the person, only his or her text and that's the way it should be

[Hollywood]

My thread .... I was a hero ... 

[Ecrofirt]

in tune with this thread, I reported morphix's last post in this thread this morning, but got no news at all

sorry, but these kinds of tasteless trolls are WAY over the top, there's certain topic matters (namely, health woes) that on moderated boards are no laughing matter in any way, and according to the TOS these must be punished... it's not the first time morphix tells such ignorant digs on my way on here too, and not just him either

I don't really give a shit but it is for fairness' sake, I ignored every joke people threw my way so far but this is out of reasonable scopes... I've been cured of this for nearly a year and a half, and it's nagging as hell to see ignoble ignorant shit like this being spread on a place where it shouldn't

even if you can find some of my posts to sound kinda patronizing (sorry for that pet peeve), it's not an excuse to lower yourselves to this level-- none of my posts on a moderated board ever attack the person, only his or her text and that's the way it should be

Cry me a river.

People will treat you the same way you treat them in return, and when you're a complete oafish asshole to someone for no apparant reason (be it here or on another board), don't go whining when you get it thrown right back in your face.

[BlueTsunami]

I like Diablos



But his plan to break up Willco and CrystalGemini is pretty diabolical

[Diablos]

But his plan to break up Willco and CrystalGemini is pretty diabolical

huahahahaha

[Van Cruncheon]

S H I T B I N

[MrAngryFace]

Im really sorry SOME of you lack the balls to handle yourself on this forum. I have received far worse treatment on GAF. If you cant handle this, and feel you have to post long emo-rants about an internet forum, I have no pity for you.

[G The Resurrected]

SHIZTERBINHOOSEN

[Van Cruncheon]

these tasteless trolls give me a big ol' boner

[Vania]

is this true?
good thing you told zombz

[morphix]

  @ JoJo

How much would your brother charge me if I asked him to sock you in the soft spot one time?  I bet it would be pretty cheap, hell he probably do it for free.


ZomBz you are still the man in my eyes, go wild on your crazy wife during your honeymoon 

[Eel O'Brian]

I 'm glad you didn't die from shitting out infected spinach, ZomBz.  I hope you fully recover quickly.

While we're on the subject, you sure do eat a lot of goddamned spinach.  Does it give you super-strength?  Does your corncob pipe turn into a welding torch, and animated battleship cannons appear on your biceps?  Do you pulverize Bluto after eating a whole can in one gulp?

[demi]

I can't believe you guys believe this, Bz is a known compulsive liar.

[Flannel Boy]

Deleted by user

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Damn, Diablos, calm down.

[Mondain]

Im really sorry SOME of you lack the balls to handle yourself on this forum. I have received far worse treatment on GAF. If you cant handle this, and feel you have to post long emo-rants about an internet forum, I have no pity for you.

lol, far worse treatment? on GAF these types of allusions would warrant the poster a supremely long banishment on sight

Stop thinking I'm made out of porcelain. That's the absolute opposite polarity, I don't give a fucking shit about what any fucking braindead douchebags think of me and of anything, it does not make me feel a thing, I just like to back things up when I make claims... but are there any rules enforced as of lately? does that mean they've been relaxed?

how come a poster like Theblackstallion was banned for making a Staples joke and stalking? I thought this was out of line, but does that mean that I'm allowed to give into these kinds of more ignoble behaviors too? I'll stop being overly nice and respectful, won't hesitate to profit from that luxury of expression towards any poster and will expect complete impunity then

[The Fake Shemp]

Could you repeat that... in English, perhaps.

[Vizzys]

I think he was reffering to diablos, jojo, but still that was a good read, albeit a bit convulted. But thats your style, I understand...

It's interesting to read about your "tough guy" internet persona, is this the result of your past beatings? Amusing, really.

[Van Cruncheon]

JoJo's not much of an internet tough guy, since even the slightest of touches elicits a torrent of (often incomprehensible) tears.

[Mondain]

JoJo's not much of an internet tough guy, since even the slightest of touches elicits a torrent of (often incomprehensible) tears.

Oh God I fucking wish I could feel anything anymore, when you go through so many grotesque events, your mind finds everything to be derisory and pathetic afterwards, not even worthy of the slightest investment of energy

spend hours a day scouring OA and the Internet to find provocative thoughts that could devastate my mind and catalyze hours-long worries since nothing ever does, and over time the things that have the ability to even faintly unnerve me blur out and I find them useless and forgettable... got no choice but to sometimes type hyperbolic emotions to feel slightly more human afterwards... but it's that satiric style of posting that people find so engaging, they always think these are real outbursts... what fools

[Van Cruncheon]

dude, writing responses like that is *exactly* what i'm talking about. like diablos, you simply can't let comments lie -- you hafta cry over 'em and try to patch up your fabricated image.

[Diablos]

dude, writing responses like that is *exactly* what i'm talking about. like diablos, you simply can't let comments lie -- you hafta cry over 'em and try to patch up your fabricated image.

 

[Mondain]

dude, writing responses like that is *exactly* what i'm talking about. like diablos, you simply can't let comments lie -- you hafta cry over 'em and try to patch up your fabricated image.

so does the DS rock or suck now? your avalanches of continuously patched-up posts are kinda confusing sir Erickson

[Diablos]

your avalanches of continuously patched-up posts are kinda confusing sir Erickson

More like getting old. They were cool a couple years ago.