Author Topic: If you were a chick, how slutty would you be? (Read 4848 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** July 18, 2007, 01:46:09 AM »

I would basically be wearing latex fetishwear everywhere and have my skin replaced so I could be a chola for mupepe.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:46:52 AM »

If I were a hot chick, I would have sex with Mupepe too.

no homo

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:48:46 AM »

i would fuck the entire cast of the L word

...

daily

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:50:00 AM »

it depends on how much it would hurt my pussy

be gentle

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:53:24 AM »

Probably a little slutty.

Probably.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:00:00 AM »

Slutty?! Id never leave my room! Oh yeah, all day!

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:01:00 AM »

My diet would consist of nothing but cucumbers, pickles, and carrots.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:02:52 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:04:18 AM »

I would learn to say "Stab me with your fist until your elbow is covered in shit, mupepe!" in Spanish.

QVT · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:07:09 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2007, 02:01:00 AM

My diet would consist of nothing but cucumbers, pickles, and carrots.

And showerheads. Those work best.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:08:25 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 18, 2007, 02:04:18 AM

I would learn to say "Stab me with your fist until your elbow is covered in shit, mupepe!" in Spanish.

Espétamelo con tu puño hasta que tu codo esté cubierto de mierda, Mupepe!!!!!

You're welcome.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:09:23 AM »

Quote from: QVT on July 18, 2007, 02:07:09 AM

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2007, 02:01:00 AM
My diet would consist of nothing but cucumbers, pickles, and carrots.

And showerheads. Those work best.

You're such a slut, but I like the way you think. Hay!

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:09:27 AM »

Actually, I guess I could probably say that to mupepe now and have it still make sense.

How would I go about saying "Plunge your fist into my box until your fist is covered in our baby's brains, mupepe!"

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:11:37 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 18, 2007, 02:09:27 AM

Actually, I guess I could probably say that to mupepe now and have it still make sense.

How would I go about saying "Plunge your fist into my box until your fist is covered in our baby's brains, mupepe!"

Méte tu puño en mi chocha hasta que tu puño esté cubierto con los cerebros de nuestro bebé, Mupepe!

Oblivion · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:12:12 AM »

This is assuming there's no way we would get pregnant, right?

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:12:53 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on July 18, 2007, 02:12:12 AM

This is assuming there's no way we would get pregnant, right?

Fuck you slut, you're gonna get a deep dicking whether you like it or not.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:13:09 AM »

I want to have Mupepe's baby. I want him to pay child support so I can live in the lifestyle I've grown accustomed to.

Oblivion · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:17:12 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2007, 02:12:53 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on July 18, 2007, 02:12:12 AM
This is assuming there's no way we would get pregnant, right?

Fuck you slut, you're gonna get a deep dicking whether you like it or not.

BUT I DONT' WANNA BE A MOTHER!

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:19:17 AM »

Just rip it out at the local abortion clinic and we can do it all over again

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:23:42 AM »

If I got stuck fucking demi, I would just say (in spanish) "it is too small for my cunt to feel it. Just uppercut my vagine with this corked baseball bat, repeatedly, please."

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:25:04 AM »

I was showing this thread to a friend I was trying to convince to post here and I figured this one would be good.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:26:23 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 18, 2007, 02:23:42 AM

If I got stuck fucking demi, I would just say (in spanish) "it is too small for my cunt to feel it. Just uppercut my vagine with this corked baseball bat, repeatedly, please."

I hate sluts with sass, so I'd probably just shove it in your mouth and put you to better use

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:27:55 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2007, 02:26:23 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 18, 2007, 02:23:42 AM
If I got stuck fucking demi, I would just say (in spanish) "it is too small for my cunt to feel it. Just uppercut my vagine with this corked baseball bat, repeatedly, please."

I hate sluts with sass, so I'd probably just shove it in your mouth and put you to better use

I would say, in spanish, "I TASTE NOTHING BUT FAINT WIFF OF HORSERADISH! HOLA! VIVA LA RAZA!"

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:28:13 AM »

ARRIBA

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:29:08 AM »

I'd squirt ketchup and mustard on your stomach in the form of a burning cross, then cum on it and smear it around

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:30:58 AM »

That doesn't do anything for me, my mouth, or my hungry clit, demi. No wonder you did so poorly with the jugalettes.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:31:34 AM »

Sluts don't deserve gratification, fuck off

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:32:57 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2007, 02:31:34 AM

Sluts don't deserve gratification, fuck off

If we sluts didn't deserve gratification, we wouldn't be sluts. Fortunately, needle-dicked assholes like you wouldn't even know how to give our sucking cunts gratification if you had the kit.

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:34:06 AM »

Have a cucumber and enjoy yourself

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:34:44 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2007, 02:34:06 AM

Have a cucumber and enjoy yourself

Cucumbers only go so far. We thirst for cum.

drozmight · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2007, 03:19:19 AM »

I'd probably be on OK Cupid flashin' my tities around.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:40:18 PM »

All I know is that I wouldn't let demi near my box, that's for sure.

Cyanista · « **Reply #32 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:00:23 PM »

I'd be a lady in the street, and a freak in the bed.

Also I would not go anywhere near Demi or Mupepe.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:01:47 PM »

Cyanista's answer confuses me.

Cyanista · « **Reply #34 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:02:37 PM »

Status quo.

IGNORE ME!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:03:45 PM »

suit yourself?

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** July 18, 2007, 04:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 18, 2007, 02:00:23 PM

I'd be a lady in the street, and a freak in the bed.

Also I would not go anywhere near Demi or Mupepe.

holy shit. ouch. what's so bad about me?

Cyanista · « **Reply #37 on:** July 18, 2007, 04:11:31 PM »

Nothing, but the general thread sentiment was that you'd be first on the do-me list if people got hit with the ranma.

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** July 18, 2007, 04:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on July 18, 2007, 04:11:31 PM

Nothing, but the general thread sentiment was that you'd be first on the do-me list if people got hit with the ranma.

Yeah, but your wording was that you wouldn't go anywhere near me. Like as if I'm so disgusting that you couldn't even handle being within 10 ft of me. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #39 on:** July 18, 2007, 05:22:14 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 18, 2007, 04:16:52 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on July 18, 2007, 04:11:31 PM
Nothing, but the general thread sentiment was that you'd be first on the do-me list if people got hit with the ranma.
Yeah, but your wording was that you wouldn't go anywhere near me. Like as if I'm so disgusting that you couldn't even handle being within 10 ft of me. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!?

she found out you're a DIRTY MEXICAN and doesn't want a DIRTY SANCHEZ! lol get it? i'm totally better at standup then J kennedy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** July 18, 2007, 07:21:05 PM »

I would be like, Aurora Snow caliber slutty. And that's pretty slutty.

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** July 18, 2007, 07:53:54 PM »

I'd let Raoul Duke violate me with all his girth, and his friend James at the same time

Nick · « **Reply #42 on:** July 18, 2007, 08:03:04 PM »

As a dude, I'm pretty slutty. So, I would probably just fuck any dick that came my way without hesitation.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #43 on:** July 18, 2007, 08:05:58 PM »

Oh god MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #44 on:** July 18, 2007, 11:14:36 PM »

You'd be watching my videos on Redtube, where guys cum on my glasses.

Christopher · « **Reply #45 on:** July 18, 2007, 11:30:52 PM »

i'd stick everything in there

muckson · « **Reply #46 on:** July 18, 2007, 11:54:46 PM »

if i was a chick i'd fuck everyone for a month and then calm down. maybe i'd take on a fire hydrant or two for laughs.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** July 18, 2007, 11:58:57 PM »

i would practice my kagels like they were going out of style

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #48 on:** July 19, 2007, 12:12:41 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 18, 2007, 11:58:57 PM

i would practice my kagels like they were going out of style

Kegels

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #49 on:** July 19, 2007, 12:38:37 AM »

No, that's not it.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #50 on:** July 19, 2007, 02:19:51 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 19, 2007, 12:38:37 AM

No, that's not it.

Bagels?

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Author Topic: If you were a chick, how slutty would you be? (Read 4848 times)