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Van Cruncheon

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susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« on: July 18, 2007, 11:38:00 PM »
my team went to HARRY POTTER AND THE WHOZIT OF WHATZIT for a morale event today, and they showed a trailer for "the dark is rising".

riddle me this, you barely literate fat feggits: WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS ABORTION

jesus christ, the trailer has a spiky-haired, ipod-clad wil stanton ogling girls, mall cruising, shoplifting, and even worse: they made him an american! in the books he was a clean cut little brit pubescent in the country. what the FUCK

seriously

who do i kill, this rapes my childhood recall of those books

motherfucker

willco, i know you know who is responsible

also, the acting looked uwe boll caliber. :(

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Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 01:29:12 AM »
A quick glance at imdb shows that the director is one David L. Cunningham, a guy whose filmography is littered with docu-dramas that I never watched.  It looks like he was responsible for the stillborn Little House on the Prairie update and some 9/11 documentary.
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Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 01:30:09 AM »
What does Bay have to do with this? :-\
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Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 01:49:23 AM »
are you in a sports team?
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Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 01:52:55 AM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on July 19, 2007, 01:49:23 AM
are you in a sports team?

Corporate outing.
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Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 01:58:04 AM »
Pretty cool company. My company tried to have an outing once, on a Sunday, and they said we had to pay the train fare ourselves. I told them to stick it.
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Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 02:00:03 AM »
A lot of the tech companies in the Seattle/Redmond/Bellevue area rent out movie theaters for team outings.
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Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 02:12:04 AM »
Harry Potter wasn't horrible but Rock Bottom had sum good beerz
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