Author Topic: Little things that really annoy you (Read 6111 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** July 21, 2007, 02:21:59 AM »

List 'em.

Mine:

People that have little signatures at the bottom of their emails with their name typed in a 'handwritten' font. Yeah, like it really personalises the email, that isnt even your handwritng you fucking dipshit.

On dvd menus when you hit the 'Play Movie' option, and you more often than not get 'treated' to a corny as fuck soundbite or little whoosh through a tunnel animation. Who are they trying to impress? Makes me fucking cringe everytime. I like it when you hit play and the movie just fucking comes on

xnikki118x · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:43:29 AM »

People who park in handicapped spaces but don't have a handicapped plate/permit.

People who leave their dogs inside cars on hot or cold days for longer than 5 minutes.

People who treat pets like they're disposable.

People who let their children run around my store and knock things off the shelves.

Creepy old men who wink at me, not once but twice, and smirk. When I'm with my big scary man of a dad, no less!

People who cheat/lead others on.

People who don't tip waitresses well.

People who say "oh I only had one/two/five drinks I'm okay to drive". I HOPE YOU WRAP YOURSELF AROUND A POLE AND DIE.

Old people who act like they're entitled to the world just because they're old.

People who smoke in close proximity of nonsmokers. Yeah, gross, move away kthx.

People who see a young person working and assume he/she doesn't know what they're doing.

People who can't bother to park inside a parking space.

And finally:

ANYONE WEARING HEELEYS AND HEELEY-ING IN PUBLIC, ESPECIALLY WHERE SAID ACTION IS EXPLICITLY BANNED, SHOULD GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.

Disclaimer: I had a good day today and I'm not an angry bitch. I just think this is a very fun thread.

QVT · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2007, 05:42:19 AM »

There are so many things.

When people drip water around my sink because they feel the need to turn the water off with soaping wet hands and then just walk away, like it'll dry itself. I'm a motherfucking maniac about sink water.

When people tag their music improperly. I'm sure everyone is sick of "OMIGOD RADIOHEAD ISN'T (whatever) THEY ARE (whatever)". I'm talking about tagging anything as "Other", ever. Nothing is Other. This is similar to people who tag things as Rock/Pop or as ridiculously small genres like "Blackened Death Metal with Especially Harsh Vocals". Put that somewhere else.

WHEN PEOPLE GO INTO RESTAURANTS, ORDER MASHED POTATOES, AND DON'T EAT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING BITE. You people have no idea how sticky mashed potatoes are and how bloody impossible it is to get them off your plate. I haven't got gloves to put on every time, so I need to grab it with my hand and get it off the plate or the dishwashers yell at me for not cleaning it. Mashed potatoes are however, fucking disgusting to grab. Especially for someone who feels that they ought to be really clean when taking food to people/working around people's food.

People who tune their guitars to Drop D. Unacceptable. Just tune it to D standard and play your 3 power chords like regular power chords.

Disclaimer: I am an asshole.

Glescoes · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2007, 05:48:56 AM »

radiohead

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2007, 06:03:31 AM »

People that don't like Radiohead.

Glescoes · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2007, 06:17:11 AM »

People who like radiohead.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:42:20 AM »

Lots of things really annoy me, this is a difficult answer to compose. Know what gets me in fights? Seeing babies/toddlers on laps or running wild in back/passenger seats. If you are too lazy to put your offspring in a carseat so it doesn't die on your way to the discount grocer or your crack dealer's; fuck you. If you can't afford a carseat, fuck you. They GIVE them away. Any church or secondhand shop. There are even programs that give carseats to indigent sluts.

People who can't mind their business.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:57:49 AM »

yeah, i'm perennially irritated by people. really, though, people being FUCK STUPID just about covers it all, specifically aiming for immediate gratification at the CLEAR EXPENSE of long-term success and the comfort of those around them. well, that, and people desperately wanting validation from their peers. fuck YOU if you can't develop your own personal sense of satisfaction, and doubly FUCK YOU if you think it's your peers' or society's job to make you feel better about your distinguished mentally-challenged choices.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:59:32 AM »

nikki, what is a "heeley"

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:03:18 PM »

(Over)grown men who embarrass themselves by playing troll on the Interweb.

Also, glass houses, Drinkstah.

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 11:57:49 AM

yeah, i'm perennially irritated by people. really, though, people being FUCK STUPID just about covers it all, specifically aiming for immediate gratification at the CLEAR EXPENSE of long-term success and the comfort of those around them. well, that, and people desperately wanting validation from their peers. fuck YOU if you can't develop your own personal sense of satisfaction, and doubly FUCK YOU if you think it's your peers' or society's job to make you feel better about your distinguished mentally-challenged choices.

Cyanista · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:05:30 PM »

Whoah, I smell a gaffer with an axe to grind.

Add gaffers to my list.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:06:00 PM »

-Children

-Nintendo

-fanthings

-soft core porn

-drinks with umbrellas/fruit in them

-bosses (the work kind, not the game kind)

-ignorant people

-overly religious people (no I do not believe in your space fairy or want to join your f'n cult)

-FoC

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:08:55 PM »

Junpei Heat

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:10:46 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 21, 2007, 12:08:55 PM

Junpei Heat

YES.

$till LegendaryU2K · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:19:39 PM »

Hearing about evolution , global warming , people whining about non important issues, and people not understanding that satan is real and causing destruction. On and , people bringing children into this world, and not bother to rise them up correctly.

These things kinda enrage me, but only to a point.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:25:15 PM »

people who can't stay legendary

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:37:30 PM »

UPS Ground

Edit: OMG IT CAME! WILL OPEN SOON WITH PICS

PROFESSOR PROLE > DRINKY CROW

And Lil' Slugger > MAF as well.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:42:54 PM »

sexcellent!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:52:26 PM »

- hangovers
- DS chargers that vanish into thin air

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:57:41 PM »

-Getting a PSP game that requires a firmware update, and then discovering my PSP has half a charge. I might as well be downloading the game with the time required.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:02:03 PM »

- having something to smoke, but no apparatus (see also, having something to smoke but no fire)

- realizing your gasoline credit card is expired when the fucking nozzle is in your gas tank

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:23:57 PM »

Mondain

Cyanista · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:29:15 PM »

Smoke but no fire is more like an epic torture of hades than a small annoyance. Remember that guy sisyphus trying to roll the rock up hill or whatever? He has NO IDEA.

I forgot console warfare. OMG.

Christopher · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:33:03 PM »

- ignorant people - the type that you see on Maury or Jerry Springer, that type of people annoy me.

- when you lend someone something and they don't give it back./ people who take my shit without asking.

- nasty old people - not the gross nasty kind, but the attitude wise kind.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:38:19 PM »

- the wii fans who are killing gaming

Candyflip · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:39:11 PM »

Anti-drug nazis.

When I go to make a TV dinner and there's french fries embedded in the brownie.

The noise of kids playing 3 feet from my window on the pavement. WTF KIDS, GO TO THE PARK DOWN THE BLOCK

Or I guess like Drinky said, stupidity in general.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:40:11 PM »

mmm, drugs.

Cyanista · « **Reply #27 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:41:44 PM »

mmm, nazis.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #28 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:56:42 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 02:38:19 PM

- the wii fans who are killing gaming

People that don't understand the full scope of "gaming"

Candyflip · « **Reply #29 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:02:07 PM »

Oh, tumors suck. I did not enjoy having one.

QVT · « **Reply #30 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:05:28 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on July 21, 2007, 03:02:07 PM

Oh, tumors suck. I did not enjoy having one.

I don't think "tumors" is a little thing. I'm sorry, but.... Oh god. They tend to get pretty large.

Also, I'm sure tumors annoy everyone.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on July 21, 2007, 02:56:42 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
- the wii fans who are killing gaming
People that don't understand the full scope of "gaming"

People who think jumping around and waggling shit is in the scope of "gaming".

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #32 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:32:04 PM »

Well, this thread sucks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:36:04 PM »

-people who come in a thread just to say it sucks

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #34 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:39:21 PM »

Members who constantly change their name and don't allow underage pictures of girls.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:40:52 PM »

Would those be pictures taken less than 18 years ago?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #36 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:48:02 PM »

-People who come into a thread to complain about a post in the thread

LOL what a subtle barb!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #37 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:49:13 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 21, 2007, 03:40:52 PM

Would those be pictures taken less than 18 years ago?

Perhaps.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:50:45 PM »

Black people

That's about it, really

It's more fun to be the annoyer than the annoyed

Shit thread, btw

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:02:23 PM »

Drinky Crow and MAF, and their little distinguished mentally-challenged fellow TVC too. The term Seattle ShatPack is only being generous.

Raoul Duke. You are a siphon to society with each passing day. Fuck off already.

bud · « **Reply #40 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:15:03 PM »

somebody should make a movie about shake and rob schneider should star.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #41 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:32:10 PM »

Quote from: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on July 21, 2007, 04:02:23 PM

Drinky Crow and MAF, and their little distinguished mentally-challenged fellow TVC too. The term Seattle ShatPack is only being generous.

Raoul Duke. You are a siphon to society with each passing day. Fuck off already.

you're just mad that raoul pwned you!

Candyflip · « **Reply #42 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:45:16 PM »

Quote from: bud on July 21, 2007, 04:15:03 PM

somebody should make a movie about shake and rob schneider should star.

NOW you're talking. FoC could be his nemesis, and they would have a battle of wits to win over Roxy. We can call it Evilbore: The Movie.

Mandark · « **Reply #43 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:55:46 PM »

People with passive-aggressive martyr complexes. They make it their mission to sacrifice their own happiness to do unasked-for and often unwanted favors to other people. Then, when they aren't thanked enough, they bitch quietly about how unappreciated and disrespected they are.

People complaining about situations that they choose to stay in.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:58:50 PM »

mandark, i appreciate you!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #45 on:** July 21, 2007, 05:15:44 PM »

- stepping into the shower, lathering up your hair, and then realizing your cat just wrecked shit in the litterbox and you can't do anything at all about it

Mandark · « **Reply #46 on:** July 21, 2007, 07:43:23 PM »

Also, in movies and TV shows when they "enhance image" on a frame of video. YOU CAN'T CREATE RESOLUTION THAT ISN'T THERE!

Candyflip · « **Reply #47 on:** July 21, 2007, 07:46:27 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 21, 2007, 07:43:23 PM

Also, in movies and TV shows when they "enhance image" on a frame of video. YOU CAN'T CREATE RESOLUTION THAT ISN'T THERE!

CSI is guilty of those. So annoying. That, and the instant DNA tests they are somehow capable of. Still is an entertaining show though.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #48 on:** July 21, 2007, 08:06:43 PM »

Loki · « **Reply #49 on:** July 22, 2007, 04:25:08 PM »

Quote from: QVT on July 21, 2007, 05:42:19 AM

I'm a motherfucking maniac about sink water.

I don't know why, but that made me laugh.

Quote from: Professor Prole

people who can't stay legendary

Quote from: Mandark

People complaining about situations that they choose to stay in.

That's a good one. And by "good," I mean "annoying."

ME GRIMLOCK · « **Reply #50 on:** July 22, 2007, 04:41:50 PM »

people with bad breath

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** July 22, 2007, 06:46:22 PM »

internet personas

Oblivion · « **Reply #52 on:** July 22, 2007, 07:28:29 PM »

People who think their games designed for 12 year olds are somehow cooler than other games designed for 12 year olds.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #53 on:** July 23, 2007, 03:14:30 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 21, 2007, 04:55:46 PM

People with passive-aggressive martyr complexes. They make it their mission to sacrifice their own happiness to do unasked-for and often unwanted favors to other people. Then, when they aren't thanked enough, they bitch quietly about how unappreciated and disrespected they are.

People complaining about situations that they choose to stay in.

Agreed x28494382912.

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 11:59:32 AM

nikki, what is a "heeley"

A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** July 23, 2007, 03:52:43 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 23, 2007, 03:14:30 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 11:59:32 AM
nikki, what is a "heeley"

A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.

That shit is HOT.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #55 on:** July 23, 2007, 04:12:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 23, 2007, 03:52:43 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 23, 2007, 03:14:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 11:59:32 AM
nikki, what is a "heeley"

A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.

That shit is HOT.

No, not hot at all! No no no! DO NOT BE SWAYED.

Yeti · « **Reply #56 on:** July 23, 2007, 10:43:26 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 23, 2007, 03:52:43 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 23, 2007, 03:14:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 11:59:32 AM
nikki, what is a "heeley"

A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.

That shit is HOT.

I can't tell if you're joking, or if this is like comic sans all over again. $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** July 23, 2007, 10:50:00 AM »

Those little wheely things would've been so fly when I was a kid.

Robo · « **Reply #58 on:** July 23, 2007, 11:01:08 AM »

I don't think it's so much those wheel sneakers that are annoying as it is the dumb fucking kids that typically have them, although merely owning those things could probably turn even the most well behaved child into a serious chowderhead. I'd need to see some studies to say conclusively.

Anyway, make that my numero uno: stupid kids.

Ichirou · « **Reply #59 on:** July 23, 2007, 11:04:15 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 23, 2007, 10:43:26 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on July 23, 2007, 03:52:43 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on July 23, 2007, 03:14:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 21, 2007, 11:59:32 AM
nikki, what is a "heeley"

A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.

That shit is HOT.

I can't tell if you're joking, or if this is like comic sans all over again. $:-\$

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