STAY AWAY FROM THE CAT!!!!

[Van Cruncheon]

fucking kids

[Candyflip]

Is this about those two demented cunts that lit a cat on fire?

[Van Cruncheon]

no, this is about my daughter, who would gleefully light our own cat on fire if i gave her a flask of butane and some matches. damn kid won't leave the poor old thing alone!

[Human Snorenado]

no, this is about my daughter, who would gleefully light our own cat on fire if i gave her a flask of butane and some matches. damn kid won't leave the poor old thing alone!

Haw, if it scratches her she sure will.

[Van Cruncheon]

cat has no front claws. she baps my daughter pretty good, though.

[The Fake Shemp]

When I was 5-years-old, I used to harass my stepmother's cat.  Pull on its tail, chase it around, etc.  Eventually, he fought back and we began an epic battle that spanned decades.  It peaked when he pooped in my room and in a fit of rage, I took a super soaker to his back side 'till he could take no more.

Unfortunately, he got dementia and had all kinds of organ failures the other year, and eventually died.  Prior to that, either due to the dementia (probably) or the fact that he wanted to make peace with his lifelong enemy (me!) before the inevitable, he warmed up to me and we were buddies.

[Human Snorenado]

cat has no front claws. she baps my daughter pretty good, though.

Haha, my old gf's cat had no front claws.  It was fun to fuck with him, but he was pretty strong and would bop you in the face sometimes.  Funny stuff.

[MrAngryFace]

My cat still has her claws, never swiped at me or anyone else tho, or scratch furniture for that matter. Occationally she'll forget she has claws when jumping on my lap while im watching tv.

[T-Short]

declawing 

[FatalT]

My kitty cat still has all of his claws...but not his balls. MWAHAHAHAHA SUCKER!

[MrAngryFace]

yeah my cat got her junk cut out too. While I didn't end up declawing I like how no one cares about cats getting their junk cut out of them, but claws are OMG.

[xnikki118x]

declawing 

My girl doesn't have front claws. My parents had her declawed when we had her spayed. I explained to them what they do when they declaw a cat [READ: it's like slicing your finger off after the first knuckle]. Know what they told me? "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Once it was over and done with and they found out I was right, they said they'd never do it again. My brother's cat is a few years younger than mine, and she still has her claws.



Oh, and about these fucks setting a cat on fire? I hope someone sets them on fire. Wahoo!

[Van Cruncheon]

comparing a cat losing their claws to a human losing their fingers at the first knuckle is disingenuous. also, as maf points out, spaying your cat is like getting a back alley hysterectomy when you're two years old. we do shit to our pets to keep 'em convenient, and it's silly to favor one cruelty of convenience over another. also, PETS ARE NOT PEOPLE.

[demi]

nothing makes a cat purr like a good tickle from the pinky in the stinky

[Van Cruncheon]

you said it!

[xnikki118x]

comparing a cat losing their claws to a human losing their fingers at the first knuckle is disingenuous. also, as maf points out, spaying your cat is like getting a back alley hysterectomy when you're two years old. we do shit to our pets to keep 'em convenient, and it's silly to favor one cruelty of convenience over another. also, PETS ARE NOT PEOPLE.

Spaying or neutering a cat doesn't, typically, cause bleeding and infection like declawing often does. Declawing is banned in some jurisdictions and there are a number of vets who refuse to declaw cats. That should tell you something.

Also, spaying and neutering is healthier for the cat. Gives it a longer life. Neutered males are much less likely to roam and get hit by cars and the like, and females are less likely to roam in search of a mate. Altering puts both sexes at a MUCH lower risk for reproductive cancers, and spayed females cannot get pyometra, which is a pretty terrible disease.

And as if I even need to mention it, altering your pets keeps them from reproducing. There are so many unwanted cats and dogs already in shelters everywhere--why bring even more unplanned litters into the world?

I still like you, Professor. I hope you see the error of your logic.

Love,
your resident tree-hugger and animal welfare activist

[bagofeyes]

why did you have a kid if you already had a cat? thats overkill

[DJ_Tet]

why did you have a kid if you already had a cat? thats overkill

Well, you can't declaw a kid 


edit:  that only works as a joke if you get the cat after the kid  :'(

[MrAngryFace]

Ill just put it this way nikki: Id rather have the ends of my fingers cut off at the second knuckle than have my junk cut off. I mean we can rationalize cutting their junk out all we want with various factoids, but at the end of the day were are taking their junk, and cutting it off.

[Himu]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET NEAR THE CAT