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« on: July 22, 2007, 09:57:02 PM »
It's summer vacation right now.  If I was back in the States with the same type of job, I'd probably be able to relax for a couple of months, not have to go, and get paid.  Not in Japan.

Summer vacation for JETs means having to spend a little over a month sitting in the fucking half-empty school all day long twiddling your dick.  There's no work to be done, and I can't even help plan lessons since no one here seems to be doing that and half the English teachers didn't show up today.  So far I've just messed around online and slept for an hour or so.

So anyone got some suggestions as to what I can do to pass the time?  Throw kids off the roof?  Smash all the windows?  Anything?  The internet is going to get fucking boring after a few days. 
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Re: boredboredboredboredboredbored
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 10:00:38 PM »
I'm in the same boat as you, my brutha. :(

Let's play truth or dare. ;)
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 10:01:01 PM »
beat your little pale dick
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 10:03:46 PM »

I'm in the same boat as you, my brutha. :(

Let's play truth or dare. ;)

I dare you to kiss your kocho sensei.  On the taint.

beat your massive gaijin penis

Well, I don't want to get in trouble again.  Last I did that, I covered half the room with semen.  It's a pain to clean up.
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2007, 10:04:08 PM »
Bring shit to read or just write.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2007, 10:04:49 PM »
That's more a testament to how small the room is than to the size of your penis, lyte edge.

Also, no on the kissing thing.  That's SEKUHARA.
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2007, 10:05:37 PM »
Start playing WoW.
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2007, 10:05:52 PM »
Bring shit to read or just write.

I don't really have anything to bring with me.   :(  

I SHOULD start studying some, but I don't feel like it.  The humidity plus lack of air conditioning makes me fall asleep.
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2007, 10:06:29 PM »
He's at work, Candyflip.  Perhaps before posting next time you could do a little research.  :sp0rsk1 :santocry

EDIT: lyte, if you want to study, I'll send you over the URL of my school's website and you can translate it to English for me.  I need the school song translated forthwith, my sweet.
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2007, 10:10:10 PM »

Also, no on the kissing thing.  That's SEKUHARA.

Pussy.


Why do you have to go if there's nothing to do?

That's the Japanese education system for you!

He's at work, Candyflip.  Perhaps before posting next time you could do a little research.  :sp0rsk1 :santocry

Plus I don't play that MMORPG garbage.  :P

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EDIT: lyte, if you want to study, I'll send you over the URL of my school's website and you can translate it to English for me.  I need the school song translated forthwith, my sweet.

What is it?
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2007, 10:21:37 PM »
ur ghey.

from me.

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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2007, 10:23:10 PM »
He's at work, Candyflip.  Perhaps before posting next time you could do a little research.  :sp0rsk1 :santocry

EDIT: lyte, if you want to study, I'll send you over the URL of my school's website and you can translate it to English for me.  I need the school song translated forthwith, my sweet.
Well, it's not like it would be a big deal if he's taking naps.
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 10:25:48 PM »
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EDIT: lyte, if you want to study, I'll send you over the URL of my school's website and you can translate it to English for me.  I need the school song translated forthwith, my sweet.

What is it?

If you're serious about helping me out, I'll PM or e-mail the URL to you.  I've already done a few of the easier things (club pages, message from the principal, school policy), but the school song is really difficult...
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2007, 10:35:49 PM »
Bring a PSP or a DS over and a bunch of PSOne games on a PSP memory stick before the evil Ichirou coerces you into his obscene 69 sessions...

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2007, 07:28:42 PM »
Day #3.

I really don't want to go to work today...the motivation is all gone.   :-\
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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2007, 07:31:46 PM »
Living in Japan ROCKS!
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2007, 07:42:09 PM »
I'm on summer vacation, too, but I don't have to go sit in my office all day long. I got up around 9am, cleaned the house, had lunch, took a walk down to the 7-11 and got a Slurpee, headed over to the record shop, and then sat on the beach for a while. Just got back home in time to watch the Mariners game.

My paycheck should be here Monday.
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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2007, 07:43:55 PM »
I'm on summer vacation, too, but I don't have to go sit in my office all day long. I got up around 9am, cleaned the house, had lunch, took a walk down to the 7-11 and got a Slurpee, headed over to the record shop, and then sat on the beach for a while. Just got back home in time to watch the Mariners game.

My paycheck should be here Monday.

 :lol that's fucked up.  poor lyte
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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2007, 07:46:21 PM »
I'm on summer vacation, too, but I don't have to go sit in my office all day long. I got up around 9am, cleaned the house, had lunch, took a walk down to the 7-11 and got a Slurpee, headed over to the record shop, and then sat on the beach for a while. Just got back home in time to watch the Mariners game.

My paycheck should be here Monday.

 :lol that's fucked up.  poor lyte

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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2007, 07:47:30 PM »
I read so many books and took so many naps
I read a lot of manga, got my kanji on
7-11 american dogs, mmm
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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2007, 10:13:22 PM »
Day #4 of prison summer "vacation."

There's this bizarre Silent Hill-like fog covering the area today.  Like an ominous sign or something.  I think I'm going to cut out in a minute and hit the bank, then go and pick up Minna No Golf 5.  Nobody really seems to notice me coming or going, so I use that to my advantage.  I like to go mess around with the kids, but I don't want to bother them for too long since they're trying to practice for band or sports. 

By the way, there's a ton of students in the school band, but there are NO BOYS.  It's all girls, and it's been the same thing at all three of the schools I've been to.  Boys also don't ever join the art club. 
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2007, 10:15:00 PM »
Quote from: lyte edge
I like to go mess around with the kids

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only in japan!
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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2007, 10:17:27 PM »
Molestation is no cure for boredom

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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2007, 10:18:39 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2007, 10:21:08 PM »
Theres only one other person in my office apart from me, and I'm just sitting here drinking a pepsi. 7 more hours to go until the end of the day :/

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« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2007, 10:31:55 PM »
I'm on summer vacation, too, but I don't have to go sit in my office all day long. I got up around 9am, cleaned the house, had lunch, took a walk down to the 7-11 and got a Slurpee, headed over to the record shop, and then sat on the beach for a while. Just got back home in time to watch the Mariners game.

My paycheck should be here Monday.

Oh shit, thats an awesome day. I guess, being a teach does have its perks. I would love to have that amount of vacation time and still get payed.
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